Get owned in Monopoly

[2d]

So these two fags have been thinking theyre slick while they double team me in monopoly.

After adren refused to trade with me and haunted colluding to give up hotels,

I survived multiple rounds without a single house or hotel to emerge victorious in the greatest game ever played.

They both tucked tail and ran before i could properly bitch them out, but in the end

I    AM    THE GREATEST


G T F O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[soh]

  Vae was playing too

[adz1La]

making up things is hard

[adz1La]

there is a little thing on there called history, maybe next time you can use it instead of fabricating stories breh

[Whirlingdervish]

fake monopoly screenshots are almost as funny as skillz posting screenshots containing his wallhack turned on.

[2d]

Vae was playing too

no thats haunted spoofing his name lol

[soh]

  That's even better!

[2d]

Haunted spoofing vae's name
random spoofing animosity's name


Haunted... having limited brain capacity with trades.... fails to see that there are limited houses and that people who have high cash after trades will fuck you with high rents after they build houses. lol he shoots himself in the head this game as I continue to demonstrate my royal skill

I am the greatest n00b of all time. OF ALL TIME!. I am the king

[|iR|Focalor]

Talking shit over board games that have very little (if ANYTHING) to with any skill and very much (if EVERYTHING) to with mere luck when rolling a pair of dice? It is my professional medical opinion that you should seek a thing called a "life" as soon as possible.

[2d]

Talking shit over board games that have very little (if ANYTHING) to with any skill and very much (if EVERYTHING) to with mere luck when rolling a pair of dice? It is my professional medical opinion that you should seek a thing called a "life" as soon as possible.

Obviously you haven't played monopoly or risk, as they are strategy games... dice plays a roll, but your luck is PRIMARILY determined by your negotiating skill in monopoly. Why don't you try playing us rather than dancing to your banjo and pretending to have a brain lol

[|iR|Focalor]

I've played it before. You roll, you move, you land on a spot, you buy the property or choose to bid for it. It's all about who lands where and how the money plays out. Unless you've figured out how to control how the dice get rolled (which is cheating), then there is NO skill involved in it. The only possible skill there is is in bidding for property to force the other players to spend all their money buying shit. Either way, it's a boring game and you have no life if you feel the need to exclaim your superiority at it like a 12 year old mad at the world because all the rest of your friends have grown pubes and you haven't yet.

Next you'll be telling us that you're a world class scratch-off lottery ticket champion. Who gives a high-diving fuck. Get over it.

[Sgt. Dick]

Anyone want to play spades.    can I say that here 

[fdrjk]

ill fucking own you faggots (bundles of sticks) at yahtzee

get rekt scrubs

[haunted]

I was winning for the first half of the game(I won the two prior involving 2dum also) so everyone was a little reluctant to trade with me. Everyone also had houses/hotels, but 2dum's excellent strategy caused me to land on theirs but no one to land on mine. He is really good at this game just like in q2.

[haunted]

<haunted> random is there
<haunted> you and cr33pz
<haunted> dude
<haunted> you're a faggot (bundle of sticks)
<haunted> wtfff
<[2d> comp gave u 12 million
<[2d> creep raped comp for 3 orange
<[2d> im dead
<[2d> im ganna go play risk
<haunted> computer is doing better than you were
...
<haunted> fag boy
<haunted> no one was colluding retard
<[2dum> f that im done with u guys
<[2dum> its always 2v1
<[2dum> ggz
<haunted> ???
<haunted> NO ONE WAS 2v1ing you, holy shit
<haunted> it's just monopoly

^two examples of what usually happens after a game of monopoly with 2dum