Author Topic: The Man Thread (Read 114138 times)

QwazyWabbit · « **Reply #255 on:** September 28, 2018, 09:28:33 PM »

Hawking, Hawkins. He’s dead now and doesn’t care anymore. He won’t show up to Focalor’s parties either but I’m sure everyone is relieved. Reporters pronouncing names? Hopeless.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #256 on:** September 29, 2018, 12:18:21 PM »

My parties are cool though. We got a bouncey house, dude. Jealous?

(Do not attempt to get a blowjob in a bouncey house, bad idea. Them teefs. Yow.)

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #257 on:** September 30, 2018, 07:24:38 AM »

Don't attempt to have relations in the bounce house either. it don't matter if every kid took his/her shoes off before they got in, the house still has plenty of gritty sand in it. Secondly, it is harder to maintain a rhythm than you may think.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #258 on:** September 30, 2018, 05:26:33 PM »

Oh it is, huh?

"OR SO YOU'VE HEARD."

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #259 on:** October 01, 2018, 07:01:03 PM »

yahoo · « **Reply #260 on:** November 05, 2018, 02:07:41 PM »

thats PC crap

quadz · « **Reply #261 on:** February 14, 2019, 10:05:49 AM »

Quote from: |iR|Focalor on May 09, 2017, 05:55:00 PM

Not crazy about the fact that they brought back the "Demon" name without slapping the "Dart" name on the front of it.

Dodge Investigating Video Showing Pair of Dodge Demons Exploding on Drag Strip

Headline is a bit click-baity; by 'exploding' they mean bits of the drivetrain shattering.

But anyway, nice-quality slow-mo video:

Quote

A few weeks ago, the drag strip hosted a private hoedown for members of the Legions of Demons car club […] Crucially, the event was produced by a drag strip surface prep company called Mass Traction, which also supervised track maintenance for Fiat-Chrysler during the Demon's development and knows how to maximize grip for the car. Forty-two stock Demons showed up for a run at the record, joined by five modified models for the hell of it. The result? Though no one topped Pritchett's mark, 38 of those stock cars made it into the vaunted nines. Unfortunately, the other four suffered catastrophic rear-end failures at launch, as did one of the modded cars.
[…]
The problems with the stock Dodge Demons are more concerning.
[…]
It was our conversation with Mass Traction owner Brandon Mass that shed the most light on the matter. He told us he treated the drag strip surface at Houston Raceway to his company's highest standards for the event, getting as close as possible to the laboratory conditions he created to help max out the Demon during its development. And he also stationed the cameraman in the perfect position to capture the carnage, because in his words, he "knew it was gonna happen."

Mass pointed out that at any racing event, you're going to have at least one or two outliers that suffer some sort of catastrophic failure. It's just the nature of the game. But he also noticed something important as the Dodge Demon underwent testing: Cars that ran full-strength passes on lower-traction surfaces were more likely to break when they returned to perfectly-treated pavement delivering maximum grip.

There are a number of reasons why that could happen. Mass hypothesizes that the wheel and tire shake generated when launching on a less-than-ideal surface is causing microscopic stress fractures in the rear differential. Put that car back on a sticky surface that doesn't allow wheel spin or hop to dissipate any power, and the weakened structure suddenly experiences the full force of the launch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yImwDPeKX8s

quadz · « **Reply #262 on:** September 01, 2019, 12:20:50 AM »

If Eddie Bravo were someday to develop a "tea bag" submission for Jiu-Jitsu, this might be a textbook case demanding its use.

https://twitter.com/BestFights30/status/1165694576079835136

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #263 on:** September 01, 2019, 03:12:17 AM »

You never hit a woman (or anyone else) when people are filming you, even if it's clearly reasonable to defend yourself in that situation. The law may say you're fine, but public opinion will still crucify you for hitting a lady. You'll be "that guy" for the rest of your life. So, good for him, he made a wise decision.

I'da just slung her ass over the ledge of the building. 10th story? Oh well.

What a great twitter page.

This one had me crying tears of joy at the end.

https://twitter.com/BestFights30/status/1167140205842898945

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #264 on:** September 01, 2019, 04:46:04 AM »

STILL looking at that twitter over an hour later.

This is fucking glorious. She pukes EVERYWHERE!

https://twitter.com/BestFights30/status/1164191352525135872

This'n too.

https://twitter.com/BestFights30/status/1163482380360998913

Best arrest ever.

https://twitter.com/BestFights30/status/1162031192100593664

BITCH. Lol. He say that with AUTHORITY.

https://twitter.com/BestFights30/status/1160299660772352001

quadz · « **Reply #265 on:** September 05, 2019, 12:16:52 AM »

You'll shoot yer eye out, kid!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMVWW-bmKwQ

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #266 on:** October 17, 2019, 01:12:43 PM »

Ass = good
Beer = good
Ass + Beer = gooder

https://www.facebook.com/695300500576427/videos/574567123283213/

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #267 on:** October 17, 2019, 06:34:51 PM »

I'd Tap that

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #268 on:** January 20, 2021, 01:27:33 PM »

1. When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.

2. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.

3. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency. She was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. I decided I needed a girl with stability.

4. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

5. When I was 30, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

6. When I turned 40, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

7. I’m much older and wiser now, and I’m looking for a girl with big tits.

quadz · « **Reply #269 on:** February 03, 2021, 02:04:00 PM »

https://twitter.com/TheLaurenChen/status/1357033885163487232

Author Topic: The Man Thread (Read 114138 times)

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