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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #255 on: June 25, 2018, 02:49:49 PM »
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Re: The Man Thread
« Reply #256 on: July 03, 2018, 12:48:02 PM »
Remember the good ole days when you could just hose a bitch down with beer and nobody took to twitter to nail you to a crucifix made of hashtags.



Anyway, one of the daily joke sites I visit occasionally posts pics like this as part of a "caption contest". People post and try to come up with the funniest caption.

I can't think of a caption at the moment, but I do think that is absolutely the proper usage for Budweiser. It's much better to bathe with it than drink it.

The other week I took a gamble and picked up a six pack of that new Budweiser Freedom Reserve red lager. Eh... It's not as bad as regular Bud, but it's still "not good".
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« Reply #257 on: July 04, 2018, 05:58:32 AM »
If you don't see the Clydesdale in this picture, you have drank to much.

Drink until I'm Hot.
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« Reply #258 on: July 04, 2018, 09:14:04 AM »
Apparently the chick in that pic was the model/mascot for Hurst back in the 60's or 70's or 80's or all three, I dunno, before my time for the most part. Hurst has been a maker of racing shifters associated with Nascar since the early days. Because god knows if you show me some blonde bimbo with big ole titties... I'm gonna wanna buy a racing shifter. :D

So shut the fuck up about feminism. (Feminists love hearing that shit, right? lol) Because few and far between are the brands pimping their products with big titty mascots.

If you've ever been involved in plumbing profession in any way shape or form, you may be familiar with the Ridgid brand of pipe wrenches and other tools.



Because... fuck knows if you're the typical construction worker using these tools daily, THESE are the kinds of women who are throwing their wet panties at you in record numbers, right?

My point is this kind of flagrant sexism and male chauvinism shit is becoming rarer than... I wanna say a woman who doesn't bitch, but not even living brontosauruses are that rare.
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« Reply #259 on: July 06, 2018, 08:21:37 AM »
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« Reply #260 on: July 10, 2018, 01:14:25 PM »
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« Reply #261 on: August 16, 2018, 01:20:18 PM »
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« Reply #262 on: August 17, 2018, 04:10:33 PM »
Gentlemen, I believe you'll all recognize this next lady from her standard issue keyhole video, which we all received a link to via mail along with our copy of Frampton Comes Alive and free samples of Tide.

Even when you poke her in the pussy with the mushroom end of a glass bat, she's got the class to keep the interview rollin' right along.

You stay classy, Miss Andrews.

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« Reply #263 on: August 18, 2018, 01:16:31 PM »
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« Reply #264 on: August 19, 2018, 06:27:15 AM »
hmmm  :evilgrin:
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« Reply #265 on: August 28, 2018, 09:37:08 AM »
“I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.” (1 Timothy 2:12)

In other words...

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH!" -God
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« Reply #266 on: August 28, 2018, 06:48:23 PM »
Who and the fuck is Timothy? Lol. Some New testament guy?
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« Reply #267 on: August 29, 2018, 12:30:58 PM »
Yeah, from the New Testament of the holy bible.

Religions kinda fucked up sometimes, huh? But people keep right on wasting their sundays going to church, giving these assholes 10% of their paycheck because of superstition. People wanna call drug dealers deplorable human beings. What about pastors? They have no conscience either, AND they don't pay taxes, just like drug dealers. The reason why more drug dealers don't become pastors is because they have MORE of a conscience.

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« Reply #268 on: August 29, 2018, 06:55:50 PM »
Oh yeah they're crooks and politicians.

I actually know a guy that's a self proclaimed pastor in Georgia that has moved more drugs than anyone around Georgians tell me. He's a prophet as well. One time he accurately predicted mine and someone else's future claiming he was a messenger from god.

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« Reply #269 on: August 29, 2018, 08:59:35 PM »
Some of them are plain old dumbass ding-a-lings just like their congregation members and they actually believe the shit they're spewing. But then you have these mega-church guys. They are unremarkable money loving shitheads, period. And then you have these SUPER mega-church guys like Joel Osteen. And one hand, I think Osteen is a chickenshit fraud because he chooses to ignore and whitewash the more negative aspects of Christian teachings like the anti-women verse I quoted earlier. He refuses to take a stand against homosexuality even when you corner him and ask him about it point blank. But on the other hand... maybe you could view him as LESS of a piece of shit than other pastors. Is he taking that stance because it's good for business, or is he just trying to dump off all the ridiculous negative bullshit that people hate Christianity for simply because he knows it's such a prehistoric and stupid way to regard things?

He's just NEVER gonna win with me. Doesn't matter what he does. Even if he quits tomorrow, I'll still think he's a chickenshit for quitting. Either he's a mask-wearing money-grubbing fraud who's selling sunshine and butterflies instead of the fire and brimstone that the bible is known for... or he's genuine but he's a new age revisionist Christian too chickenshit to mention negative things like Hell, sin, and death.
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