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« Reply #255 on: June 25, 2018, 02:49:49 PM »
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« Reply #256 on: July 03, 2018, 12:48:02 PM »
Remember the good ole days when you could just hose a bitch down with beer and nobody took to twitter to nail you to a crucifix made of hashtags.



Anyway, one of the daily joke sites I visit occasionally posts pics like this as part of a "caption contest". People post and try to come up with the funniest caption.

I can't think of a caption at the moment, but I do think that is absolutely the proper usage for Budweiser. It's much better to bathe with it than drink it.

The other week I took a gamble and picked up a six pack of that new Budweiser Freedom Reserve red lager. Eh... It's not as bad as regular Bud, but it's still "not good".
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« Reply #257 on: July 04, 2018, 05:58:32 AM »
If you don't see the Clydesdale in this picture, you have drank to much.

Drink until I'm Hot.
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« Reply #258 on: July 04, 2018, 09:14:04 AM »
Apparently the chick in that pic was the model/mascot for Hurst back in the 60's or 70's or 80's or all three, I dunno, before my time for the most part. Hurst has been a maker of racing shifters associated with Nascar since the early days. Because god knows if you show me some blonde bimbo with big ole titties... I'm gonna wanna buy a racing shifter. :D

So shut the fuck up about feminism. (Feminists love hearing that shit, right? lol) Because few and far between are the brands pimping their products with big titty mascots.

If you've ever been involved in plumbing profession in any way shape or form, you may be familiar with the Ridgid brand of pipe wrenches and other tools.



Because... fuck knows if you're the typical construction worker using these tools daily, THESE are the kinds of women who are throwing their wet panties at you in record numbers, right?

My point is this kind of flagrant sexism and male chauvinism shit is becoming rarer than... I wanna say a woman who doesn't bitch, but not even living brontosauruses are that rare.
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« Reply #259 on: July 06, 2018, 08:21:37 AM »
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« Reply #260 on: July 10, 2018, 01:14:25 PM »
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