Author Topic: 2012 Resolutions (Read 16107 times)

Sgt. Dick · « **on:** January 01, 2012, 08:15:03 PM »

Anyone got any they want to share

I plan to be more responsible with my money this year.
I have one starting college and another one just starting to drive, so money is going to be tite.

haunted · « **Reply #1 on:** January 01, 2012, 09:04:43 PM »

If I were you....

...I would try not to insult everyone's intelligence by repeatedly making new nicks and pretending it's not really you, alpha. I know it's tough to find entertainment when the pinnacle of your e-life is 200 ping on the railz server in a 15 year old game, but please in light of the new year try your best. We'd all really appreciate it.

Thanks.

haunted · « **Reply #2 on:** January 01, 2012, 09:19:25 PM »

Wow, he sure did tell me.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #3 on:** January 02, 2012, 01:06:03 AM »

Quote from: uN3rthly on January 01, 2012, 08:30:34 PM

mine is to be more racist

If you're indeed...(lol)... racist, it's not something you can "be more" of, it's a universal truth that just IS and you recognize it. It's like saying, "I like breathing air, so I think I'll do a lot more of it."

Anyway...

I've gotten pretty far out of shape. About 4 years ago, I was in damn near combat-ready shape. Would be nice if by springtime I could get out and go kicking ass in the outdoors again like I used to. Got a weight bench with a lat tower and the works in the basement that I never use. Need to dust this shit off and put it use. Goal is to be down to 200lbs and have a back strong enough to haul tree trunks around again by April.

[BTF]adam · « **Reply #4 on:** January 02, 2012, 07:33:05 AM »

remain in shape and continue to improve on physique extensively
find some actual prospects for my dull-as-fuck life
get in a lasting relationship, or, learn how to be a sleaze properly. idc which to be honest.

but this is all stuff I was going to do regardless of a new year, eventually

haunted · « **Reply #5 on:** January 02, 2012, 07:42:21 AM »

I was weighing in at 206 2 months ago, I'm already back down to the normal 187ish.. Was all with diet control pretty much. Did plenty of pull ups, reverse pull ups(grabbing bar palms out then touching the bar to your deltoids... idk what to call it exactly), crunches, and push-ups though. Oh yeah, I also did random cleans with my old bar that I leave(more like, left) outside. Little more than 100 lbs on it, but perfect for doing more reps for working on endurance/fitness. I could get into lifting again(been meaning to for years) but I kind of like the routine I've been doing.

Adam, I'm gonna be your dad for a sec and say be yourself, and if that isn't enough then she ain't worth it. My #1 rule with that, although alcohol will make you forget it

fdrjk · « **Reply #6 on:** January 02, 2012, 08:24:00 AM »

To post more.

fdrjk · « **Reply #7 on:** January 02, 2012, 08:24:33 AM »

Like this.

Whirlingdervish · « **Reply #8 on:** January 02, 2012, 08:55:51 AM »

Mine is to stop putting up with the vast amount of stupidity in this world and to start knifing motherfuckers for it.

VaeVictis · « **Reply #9 on:** January 02, 2012, 01:48:52 PM »

Quote from: Whirlingdervish on January 02, 2012, 08:55:51 AM

Mine is to stop putting up with the vast amount of stupidity in this world and to start knifing motherfuckers for it.

just knife yourself, its faster

its impossible to stab everyone on the internet who acts stupid

Arm0r · « **Reply #10 on:** January 02, 2012, 01:52:40 PM »

Quote from: VaeVictis on January 02, 2012, 01:48:52 PM

Quote from: Whirlingdervish on January 02, 2012, 08:55:51 AM
Mine is to stop putting up with the vast amount of stupidity in this world and to start knifing motherfuckers for it.

just knife yourself, its faster

its impossible to stab everyone on the internet who acts stupid

If it were I'm pretty sure you'd be in about 14 pieces by now.

VaeVictis · « **Reply #11 on:** January 02, 2012, 01:56:55 PM »

Quote from: Arm0r on January 02, 2012, 01:52:40 PM

Quote from: VaeVictis on January 02, 2012, 01:48:52 PM
Quote from: Whirlingdervish on January 02, 2012, 08:55:51 AM
Mine is to stop putting up with the vast amount of stupidity in this world and to start knifing motherfuckers for it.

just knife yourself, its faster

its impossible to stab everyone on the internet who acts stupid

If it were I'm pretty sure you'd be in about 14 pieces by now.

aint that just great?

and thank you for supporting what i said, and giving more proof to derv that he should stab himself

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #12 on:** January 02, 2012, 02:34:31 PM »

"You can stab a man to death only once... but you can beat him half to death every day of his life." - ancient Focalorian proverb

haunted · « **Reply #13 on:** January 02, 2012, 03:10:12 PM »

depends on your definition of half to death. I feel compelled to nitpick after your remark of the white stuff in bird shit being uric acid.....

anyway, maybe my resolution should be to pump some iron again. I am sure people in q2 would fear me more then.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #14 on:** January 02, 2012, 03:34:44 PM »

Half to death = not dead.

I ain't wanting to do it to make the peasants in Q2 fear me, they already fear me for my immense penis size and post count, but mostly for the fact that I type most of those posts WITH my huge penis. I just want to be able to have the same stamina that I used to. Used to be able to spend all day long ripping through trees with a bow saw and toting 6 foot sections of tree trunks on my shoulder when I'd go camping in the mountains. My backs gotten way too used to sitting all day. Taking the big containers of xmas decorations around the side of the house to store them in the basement made me fully aware of just how out of shape I am. And I ain't getting any younger. I don't wanna wake up one day and be 40 and be too out of shape and too old to even have the option of getting back INTO shape.

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