Random Thoughts

[Sgt. Dick]

I wife used to work with a lady who had a "A" cup and a "C" cup.

[QwazyWabbit]

Ever noticed how one of Shannen Doherty's eye sockets is higher than the other?

Yes, and it's always weirded me out. I never thought she was very attractive and I wondered is asymmetry is a property of beauty. Do other "beautiful" women have asymmetrical faces/features that are as extreme?

[|iR|Focalor]

Most people do NOT have completely symmetrical faces. It's more obvious in some people. It's pretty god damned obvious with her, but not so completely freakish that it prevented her from getting into an Aaron Spelling show. Then again, Tori Spelling was on Beverly Hills 90120, so if they could get away with hiring someone as pigfaced as her, then Shannen Doherty wasn't too disadvantaged.

[|iR|Focalor]

THREADSURRECTION!

If women had tits on their backs, I'd be a much more huggy person.

Also...

I have a sneaking suspicion that the best taste in the world is Olivia Wilde's vagina with 3 cherry flavored Jolly Ranchers inserted.

Oh dear god I hope that's the candy liquifying and running out and not something else.