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« Reply #945 on: July 27, 2018, 09:08:51 AM »

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Re: The Strange and Interesting Thread
« Reply #946 on: July 28, 2018, 05:28:37 PM »
OH FUCK YES. It's those damned drinking straws that are destroying the planet! It's not absolutely EVERYONE driving around in cars that burn cancerous petroleum distillates and puke cancerous fumes into the atmosphere. Hell no, IT'S THE BENDY STRAWS ON YOUR KID'S HI-C BOX! Way to go, little Timmy, fucking the planet like the evil little useless shit that you are. (Get a fucking job, kid. I don't care if you're only 6, fuck you.)

Oh yeah, and you can't drink a large Coke in New York either, you faggοt. And you can't smoke... pretty much ANYWHERE any-fuckin-more, because nobody wants to breathe that second-hand shit and get cancer. BUT APPARENTLY WE'RE ALL FINE AND DANDY WITH THE INVISIBLE DEATH GASSES THAT OUR CARS POOP OUT THE BACK. God knows it the ONE CIGARETTE that some guy is smoking outside the McDonalds that's gonna kill us all, not the black clouds of death pouring out of the ass-end of a soccer moms shitty old late 90's Saab.
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« Reply #947 on: July 29, 2018, 06:12:21 AM »
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Re: The Strange and Interesting Thread
« Reply #948 on: July 29, 2018, 05:52:09 PM »
Air embolism. No joke.
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Re: The Strange and Interesting Thread
« Reply #949 on: July 29, 2018, 10:45:38 PM »
Sounds fake to me. A concentrator nozzle on an air hose isn't gonna blow air through the weave of jeans or slacks unless it's so highly pressurized that it rips the material. There's no legitimate use for an air hose that powerful, at least not one like a handheld concentrator with  a thumb operated valve. Nor do I see how air in ones ASS effects lung tissue. When you eat chili and fart up a storm, you don't sometimes cough up blood from bleeding lungs too. (unless your farts are THAT bad and the W.H.O. considers your taco nights a level 9 biohazard state of emergency) I'm not saying sticking an air hose up someones ass like they're a party balloon couldn't hurt them, sure it could. But I'd imagine injuries more along the lines of torn or herniated intestines leading to complications from ruptured abscesses and such... I almost said "and shit".
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« Reply #950 on: July 31, 2018, 09:31:40 PM »
The veins in the anal sphincter (and especially if one has hemorrhoids) are easily perforated. Depending on the air nozzle and whether it was modified from the “approved” 30 psi to the full tank pressure it could inflate the colon and enter the blood stream. Vein walls are thin, arteries are much tougher. Veins carry blood directly to the heart via the inferior vena cava through the right atrium and right ventricle to the lungs. Once an air bubble enters the lungs it blocks in the capillaries and the person asphyxiates. If air bubbles get into the cardiac arteries you get a heart attack. If bubbles get to the brain, and bubbles being bubbles, they like to rise in the fluid column, you get a stroke.

These events occurred in foreign countries so there’s no reason to believe the nozzle was in any shape or form diffused or regulated in pressure or that the tank was ordinary shop air.

You can incur an air embolism very easily while scuba diving in 30 feet of water which involves only 2 ATA at 33 feet of salt water by holding your breath and ascending to the surface, a difference of only 15 psi. This is why you’re trained to blow bubbles while ascending and to keep your airway open. Scuba tank pressure is 3000 psi full but the mouthpiece is fed by the primary to about 150 psi and regulates to ambient or anywhere between 15 psia at the surface to 45-50 psia at 100 fsw. (3 ATA)
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« Reply #951 on: September 03, 2018, 01:35:32 PM »
The Last Days of Coney Island

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« Reply #952 on: September 17, 2018, 07:28:07 PM »
Arizona man fakes having Down syndrome, hires women to bathe him and change his diapers
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/09/15/arizona-man-fakes-having-down-syndrome-hires-women-to-bathe-him-and-change-his-diapers-police.html

Best line of the story - All three women said Menchaca became aroused during baths  :lolsign:
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« Reply #953 on: September 18, 2018, 07:24:39 AM »
Hey. You wanna see some, uh... weird shit?

http://robots-everywhere.com/mbap/ggal.htm

I lol'd.

Oh yeah, and, uh... not really what you'd call "safe for work." Lots of titties. Too many titties.

"But Focalor, there's NO SUCH THING as too many titties."

Well... sometimes... there is, my son.
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« Reply #954 on: September 22, 2018, 10:45:43 AM »
Woman on vacation reportedly finds dead tortoise in her vagina  :WTF:
https://nypost.com/2018/09/20/woman-on-vacation-reportedly-finds-dead-tortoise-in-her-vagina/

I hope is wasn't a snapper  :purpleshock:
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« Reply #955 on: September 23, 2018, 01:03:44 PM »
WHY WOULD YOU PUT A TURTLE IN YOUR PUSSY!?!
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« Reply #957 on: January 03, 2019, 12:35:55 PM »
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« Reply #958 on: January 09, 2019, 10:15:23 AM »
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« Reply #959 on: January 09, 2019, 01:00:56 PM »
One of the comments:

"Three hours seems a bit excessive."

 :lolsign: Apparently there's an acceptable amount of time one can lick a doorbell.
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