Author Topic: The Strange and Interesting Thread (Read 372057 times)

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #825 on:** April 16, 2017, 05:58:56 AM »

Professor sues Wal-Mart over 'clean toilets' description - http://www.mynews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/ap/2017/04/15/Professor_sues_Wal_Mart_over_clean_toilets_description.html

A Montana State University professor is suing Wal-Mart for libel after he says an employee at the Bozeman store listed his occupation on a fishing license as a "toilet cleaner."

He is seeking unspecified damages. The suit contends Wal-Mart exposed Kalonde to "hatred, contempt, ridicule" through the incident.

This snowflake needs to toughen up.

I have a couple of co-workers who had their registration for a big manufacturing trade show filled out by others, so when they went to the show their badges listed them as a "Helmet Polisher" and a "Chip Sweeper" and they survived

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #826 on:** April 25, 2017, 04:46:53 AM »

California: Teens rush Oakland regional train, rob riders
http://www.mynews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/ap/2017/04/25/California_Teens_rush_Oakland_regional_train_rob_riders.html

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #827 on:** April 25, 2017, 05:31:03 PM »

New York bowler rolls perfect game in 86.9 seconds
http://www.ajc.com/sports/new-york-bowler-rolls-perfect-game-seconds/Ordjusst4I2sBwRQBge7oK/

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #828 on:** May 04, 2017, 08:07:31 PM »

http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/19311049/big-baller-brand-unveils-debut-zo2-shoe-lonzo-ball

Yea Right

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #829 on:** May 09, 2017, 07:13:45 PM »

Woman entered wrong house, bed after night of drinking - http://www.mynews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/ap/2017/05/09/Cops_Woman_entered_wrong_house_bed_after_night_of_drinking.html

My only question - Was she Hot

The Dreaming Dragon · « **Reply #830 on:** May 11, 2017, 01:08:17 PM »

https://videosift.com/video/Roger-Waters-Performs-On-The-Late-Show-with-Stephen-Colbert

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #831 on:** May 11, 2017, 03:47:10 PM »

Quote from: The Dreaming Dragon on May 11, 2017, 01:08:17 PM

https://videosift.com/video/Roger-Waters-Performs-On-The-Late-Show-with-Stephen-Colbert

Cool! Hopefully his voice on the studio album sounds a lot more polished. I'll have to check it out.

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #832 on:** May 21, 2017, 08:44:47 AM »

Woman calls cops worried semen in thermos might explode
http://www.mynews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/ap/2017/05/21/Woman_calls_cops_worried_semen_in_thermos_might_explode.html

It only explodes once lady

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #833 on:** May 26, 2017, 12:48:44 PM »

Bunny Ranch crash: Masked man slams tractor trailer into brothel - http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/05/26/bunny-ranch-crash-masked-man-slams-tractor-trailer-into-brothel.html

Somebody got rear ended at the Bunny Ranch

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #834 on:** May 26, 2017, 12:51:26 PM »

Shaquille O'Neal horrifies viewers with bare foot - http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2017/05/26/shaquille-oneal-horrifies-viewers-with-bare-foot.html

That is one ugly foot

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #835 on:** May 26, 2017, 10:47:10 PM »

FUCK SHIT JESUS! If he stepped in dog shit, I'd feel sorry for the dog shit for having to touch his foot.

quadz · « **Reply #836 on:** June 16, 2017, 12:35:11 AM »

I recall watching a vid a decade or so ago, of a UCSD neuroscientist describing the sorts of crossed wiring between brain structures that likely causes synesthesia. But it's interesting here to have someone describe their first person experience with it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkU8_U7DhOw

<span data-s9e-mediaembed="youtube" style="display:inline-block;width:100%;max-width:640px"><span style="display:block;overflow:hidden;position:relative;padding-bottom:56.25%"><iframe allowfullscreen="" scrolling="no" style="background:url(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/RkU8_U7DhOw/hqdefault.jpg) 50% 50% / cover;border:0;height:100%;left:0;position:absolute;width:100%" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/RkU8_U7DhOw"></iframe></span></span><br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/RkU8_U7DhOw" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/RkU8_U7DhOw</a>

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #837 on:** June 16, 2017, 06:05:56 AM »

Boobs. Low cut shirt with boobs. MONETIZE THAT BITCH! (Right before I wrap a heavy duty garbage bag over her head and suffocate her to death)

These people bitching about Youtube not monetizing them anymore... FUCK YOU. Go get a REAL job, you fucking idiots. You retards were lucky youtube was dumb enough to pay you idiots for making dumb videos THIS long.

I'm gonna pull my dick outta my fly and make videos about post renaissance baroque impressionism in swahili culture and then pretend ANYONE is watching my videos for any other reason than to see my dick hanging out. LOOK AT MY DICK FLAPPING ABOUT! WHY DOES NO ONE TAKE MY SUBJECT MATTER SERIOUSLY! I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND! SEXISM!

quadz · « **Reply #838 on:** June 16, 2017, 09:14:04 AM »

Quote from: |iR|Focalor on June 16, 2017, 06:05:56 AM

Boobs. Low cut shirt with boobs. MONETIZE THAT BITCH! (Right before I wrap a heavy duty garbage bag over her head and suffocate her to death)

Insha'Allah,
Imam al-Focalor.

Exposure of the
Pillows of Sheitan
shall not be
countenanced.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #839 on:** June 16, 2017, 07:23:04 PM »

Nah. It's not my hatred of women or some paranoid insecurity that leads me to despise bitches like this who can apparently only afford a wardrobe comprised of nothing but tank tops. It's more like... I find it personally insulting as a man that she obviously thinks my gender is too stupid to understand her topics, therefore she resorts to using sex as a means to capture the attention of the stupid male gender. When women are feminist, it's "empowering". When blacks protest against racism and injustice, it's "progress". But if a white man stands up to say anything about anything, it's a hate crime and he should shut the fuck up.

Like I said, if I made 50 different scholarly videos about this and that while shirtless with my greased 6 pack abs glistening in every one of them, would you really NOT question my motives for doing that?

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