The Strange and Interesting Thread

[Sgt. Dick]

4000, yea that's right.   Please refer to me as Sgt. Brobdingnagian Dick 

[|iR|Focalor]

Deer flips over police cruiser

Well that god damn deer shouldn't have been driving that fast.

[quadz]

Whole song played on 4th fret.

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(Tuning low to high is D-G-A#-D-A-D)

[Sgt. Dick]

Burglary suspect hides in Florida lake, where gator eats him - http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/12/08/burglary-suspect-hides-in-florida-lake-where-gator-eats-him/?intcmp=hpbt4

 

[|iR|Focalor]

Burglary suspect hides in Florida lake, where gator eats him - http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/12/08/burglary-suspect-hides-in-florida-lake-where-gator-eats-him/?intcmp=hpbt4

 

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[The Dreaming Dragon]

http://m.nydailynews.com/news/world/transgender-woman-leaves-wife-7-kids-live-girl-article-1.2463795

[Sgt. Dick]

 

“I can’t deny I was married,” she said in an interview with Daily Xtra. “I can’t deny I have children, but I don’t want to be an adult right now.”

  you are a adult, be a man and take care of your responsibilities.

[|iR|Focalor]

“I can’t deny I was married,” she said in an interview with Daily Xtra. “I can’t deny I have children, but I don’t want to be an adult right now.”

  you are a adult, be a man and take care of your responsibilities.

Naw, it ain't his fault. That poor poor man. What the hell did his womern do to drive him so batshit crazy that he'd put on a flowery dress and drag a dolly-doll around with him everywhere? For each and every man locked in a state loony bin, there's at least one womern to blame for it. Bitch should feel ashamed of her damn self.

[quadz]

http://m.nydailynews.com/news/world/transgender-woman-leaves-wife-7-kids-live-girl-article-1.2463795

It would seem his adoptive "parents" aren't really taking his claims to be a "six-year-old girl" particularly literally:

[Sgt. Dick]

I bet he is Daddy's little girl   

[|iR|Focalor]

Haha! Yeah, figures. The media is either totally clueless about the whole fetish/BDSM thing, or more likely, they spin this up as a clickbait story with factual tidbits like "collaring" conveniently omitted.

[Sgt. Dick]

Vlad Putin is immortal - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3361468/Evidence-suggests-Vladimir-Putin-immortal-thanks-Russians-discovering-secret-time-travel.html

I did not know he played Q2 also 

[The Dreaming Dragon]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3367740/ISIS-using-secret-messages-hidden-pictures-kittens-bombs-groom-recruit-youngsters.html

Kittens with bombs.

[Sgt. Dick]

For Christmas, I give you the surfing Santas - http://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/local/2015/12/24/thousands-descend-on-cocoa-beach-florida-for-surfing-santas-event-christmas-eve/77843772/

[|iR|Focalor]

Yeah, it's fucking beach weather this xmas. High today in the Atlanta area is supposed to hit 75, the new record for the warmest Xmas EVER in Atlanta, or at least since whenever they started tracking weather temps, which may be something like 200 years. Pretty nuts. It's Christmas and it feels like mid-spring outside.