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|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #15 on:** May 23, 2011, 06:54:08 AM »

What do you mean it was all a lie? I was raptured up to heaven. They said it was HUGE mistake though and sent me back. As I was leaving, Saint Peter made what I thought was a really rude remark when he said, "Look at it while you can, asshole. Next time you won't be coming anywhere close."

The Dreaming Dragon · « **Reply #16 on:** May 23, 2011, 08:10:31 AM »

http://videosift.com/video/The-Day-After-The-Rapture-A-Collaboration

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #17 on:** May 23, 2011, 02:52:33 PM »

A buddy of mine won money at the drag races this weekend. He has been going for years and never made it far enough to get money before.
I told him that his opponent must have been raptured right before the green light

quadz · « **Reply #18 on:** May 24, 2011, 05:56:57 PM »

So I've been figuring Mr. Camping would attempt to rationalize his failed prophecy somehow.

http://www.app.com/article/20110524/NJNEWS18/305240016/Doomday-preacher-Harold-Camping-gives-new-date-for-end-of-the-world

Here's the gist of it:

- He wasn't wrong! Judgement Day really did occur on May 21. He merely 'failed to understand' the 'spiritual' rather than physical nature of the judgement.

- The universe will still end on October 21, as scheduled.

- There is no longer a need to put up billboards and such to warn people between now and Oct. 21, because the Judgement has already occurred and won't be changed. (Apparently we've entered sort of a Celestial garbage time.)

- When the universe ends Oct. 21, those judged worthy back on May 21 will finally be physically raptured.

Problem solved!

Whirlingdervish · « **Reply #19 on:** May 24, 2011, 07:03:14 PM »

So he's hoping not to live past October?

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #20 on:** May 24, 2011, 07:39:40 PM »

I knew he was right

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #21 on:** May 25, 2011, 01:06:27 AM »

Someone shoot this asshole already.

Arm0r · « **Reply #22 on:** May 25, 2011, 02:49:47 AM »

I can't wait till it passes yet again and this douchebag is proven wrong, yet again. He is litterally slowing down evolution for us all.

yahoo · « **Reply #23 on:** May 25, 2011, 07:18:23 AM »

Quote from: Arm0r on May 25, 2011, 02:49:47 AM

I can't wait till it passes yet again and this douchebag is proven wrong, yet again.

Thats if he live that long.

[BTF] Reflex · « **Reply #24 on:** May 25, 2011, 09:26:07 AM »

Rapture day joke - take unwanted shirts/pant/shoes and lay them out in sets around town.

Saw this in a pic, kinda funny.

Waffle Whiffer · « **Reply #25 on:** May 25, 2011, 12:11:34 PM »

I was going to play a joke on my wife and leave a set of clothes on my recliner with cell phone and opened beer. Then go hide at the neighbors for a few hours. But then I figured she wouldn't believe God took me. I wonder if the devil is planning a rapture?

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #26 on:** May 25, 2011, 12:48:28 PM »

I don't think his numbers were off. I think it was just a slight spelling error.

It's spelled raptor... R-A-P-T-O-R

Arm0r · « **Reply #27 on:** May 25, 2011, 01:42:49 PM »

Tubby · « **Reply #28 on:** May 27, 2011, 04:32:36 AM »

I had a personal rapture in the shower just this morning...

haunted · « **Reply #29 on:** May 27, 2011, 07:34:24 AM »

Being stuck with a raptor naked in the shower would be close to the end of the world for me too.

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