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« Reply #15 on: March 11, 2011, 11:53:10 PM »
Yooooooooo momma so fat.

When she jump fo' joy.

SHE GOT STUCK!


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« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2011, 12:02:45 AM »
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« Reply #17 on: February 05, 2014, 06:22:18 PM »
Yer momma's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her.

Yer momma's so fat, she's got more chins than a Chinese phonebook.

Yer momma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
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« Reply #18 on: February 05, 2014, 08:01:35 PM »
Yo momma's so fat, OSHA has a rule set just for her.
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« Reply #19 on: February 06, 2014, 04:15:53 AM »
Yo Momma's so fat, her favorite dress is a tent.
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« Reply #20 on: February 06, 2014, 11:36:12 AM »
Yer momma's so huge and fat, they used the hubble telescope for her colonoscopy.
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« Reply #21 on: February 06, 2014, 04:58:16 PM »
Yo momma so fat, when goes in the ocean everywhere gets high tide.
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« Reply #22 on: February 07, 2014, 01:59:06 PM »
yo MOMMA'S SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT STUCK LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!
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« Reply #23 on: February 07, 2014, 02:55:15 PM »
Quote from: Th0m@s29 on February 07, 2014, 01:59:06 PM
yo MOMMA'S SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT STUCK LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!

Yo momma became 100% pro-choice after she had you.
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« Reply #24 on: February 07, 2014, 03:30:28 PM »
Yo momma so fat she ate all of Thomas's Cheetos.
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« Reply #25 on: March 18, 2014, 03:39:22 PM »
Your momma's so fat, her butt cheeks reside in 2 different time zones!
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