Q2 Indian Chief ! Funny!

[[2c.Nebulous]]

Once there was Q2 Indian named Chief Bowels. He played Q2 from his Teepee. 
A nearby town wanted to build a road right through his land and this made Chief very very angry.

So the town mayor himself goes directly to the chief to ask for permission but Chief is waiting there with his railgun in arms, stomps his feet on the ground, crosses his arms and says very directly "BOWELS NO MOVE!!!!"

So the mayor's eyebrow lifts, and he says "Aww I'm sorry to hear that chief, here, take these Ex-lax, it will definitely help your situation."

Chief grunts and nods his head, takes the pills and sees the mayor out the flap.

The next day, The mayor is back and says, "Chief, this road is comin' through whether you like it or not. You're gonna have to move.

But the chief, with his railgun in arms says: "BOWELS still NO MOVE!!" 

So again, the mayor says "Shit, Chief, i'm really really sorry to hear that. Heres some more Ex-lax. I really hope it helps.  Chief nods in apparent understanding and takes the pills. He sees the mayor out the flap.

The next day, same thing, the mayor comes back, "Bowels STILL no move!"  So the mayor says "Yeah I thought you might say that. Here, take this, its the strongest stuff I have. Best of Luck to you." Cheif nods.


The next day, the mayor comes back, and Chief is waiting outside his Teepee.

The mayor says, "Gee Cheif, whats the occassion? Are you finally ready to move??"

Chief looks at him, with his now bloodshot eyes and pale face, "Bowels HAS to move! Teepee full of shit!"

[fdrjk]

Remember kids, crack kills.

[Chiefin[LoGiC]]

lol

[[2c.Nebulous]]

Don't like comedy Fader? Aww too bad. Most have gotten a real kick outta this

[fdrjk]

[[BTF] Reflex]

Why do you think early man was nomadic?

[b 0 n Z a 1]

haha i know where you live motherfucker

[astral]

 

[Chiefin[LoGiC]]

LOL! what he didn't tell you is how under the teepee there is an elevator that leasds down to a N.O.R.A.D. type compound that houses me and all of my squaws...

[astral]

squaws rotf awesome .....

[fdrjk]

haha i know where you live motherfucker