On Vanilla, the conversation is never bland

[peewee_RotA]

TheCLEANSER entered the game
peewee_RotA: theCleanser?
peewee_RotA: was "bran flakes" already taken?
Scrotumus-cru: i find him kind of abrasive
peewee_RotA: haha
peewee_RotA: don't be so harsh
Scrotumus-cru: he scrubs me the wrong way
Scrotumus-cru: hehehe
peewee_RotA: he's cleaned up his act
Scrotumus-cru: lol
peewee_RotA: ahh, i must have injested some by accident
D: oh no wonder the bad jokes
peewee_RotA: lol
Scrotumus-cru: gotta be careful about him
Scrotumus-cru: he'll sponge off you
peewee_RotA: Hey cleanser, what are you doing for summer vacataion?
peewee_RotA: I recomend you take your family to the bleach
Scrotumus-cru: lol
Scrotumus-cru: his summer vacation's already down the drain...
peewee_RotA: so what's the story, what's happening, give me the whole 409
Scrotumus-cru: he told me his favorite hero from greek mythology was Ajax
Scrotumus-cru: getting weird lag
Scrotumus-cru ate peewee_RotA's rocket
peewee_RotA: getting some strange rockets to the face too i see
Scrotumus-cru: getting weird type kills
peewee_RotA: any type of kill is normal
peewee_RotA:
peewee_RotA: so cleanser, you look a little flushed
peewee_RotA: are you feeling ok?
peewee_RotA: you could be windexed. you may want to lye down
Scrotumus-cru:
Scrotumus-cru: hehehe
Scrotumus-cru: at least he doesn't have to worry about catching an std
Scrotumus-cru: he's always wearing a scrubber

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peewee_RotA entered the game
WallFly[BZZZ] entered the game
zilla entered the game
TheCLEANSER entered the game
Griffin entered the game
Scrotumus-cru entered the game
gazza entered the game

peewee_RotA: make sure you never complain around cleanser though
Scrotumus-cru: oh?
peewee_RotA: he can't mix with a-moan-ya
Scrotumus-cru: i think he's worried about catching ammonia
peewee_RotA: lol i see what you did there
peewee_RotA: all though he could get plenty of vitiman c drinking orange-clean-juice
Scrotumus-cru:
peewee_RotA was cut in half by TheCLEANSER's chaingun
peewee_RotA: oh sham-wow that was a good shot!
peewee_RotA: I think he's having trouble breathing. Quick get him some oxy-clean!
Scrotumus-cru: he should quit using that bfg
Scrotumus-cru: gonna stain his reputation
peewee_RotA: haha
peewee_RotA couldn't hide from Griffin's BFG
peewee_RotA: cleanup, aisle 3
Scrotumus-cru was railed by TheCLEANSER
Scrotumus-cru: hehehe
Scrotumus-cru: yeah, i just kicked the bucket
peewee_RotA: he's in the lead
peewee_RotA: he's really mopping up the competition
Scrotumus-cru: lol
TheCLEANSER: hehe
Scrotumus-cru: well, we're just a bunch of scrubs anyway
peewee_RotA: he's clinicly proven to kill 99.9% of all players
TheCLEANSER was railed by peewee_RotA
peewee_RotA: that was a pretty good jump. must be time for spring cleaning
peewee_RotA: I've had some rivals in my time, but the cleanser is my arch-enema
Scrotumus-cru: hehehe
Scrotumus-cru: he's reached the acne of his game
peewee_RotA: cleanser, there's not broom enough in this server for both of us
TheCLEANSER: hehe
Scrotumus-cru: he's got very astringent standards on how this game should be played
TheCLEANSER: hehe
peewee_RotA: i admire his resolve....
Scrotumus-cru: hehe
peewee_RotA: ...no mater how much we make fun of him he never loses his detergent-ation
TheCLEANSER: hehe
Scrotumus-cru: that one was kind of our there
peewee_RotA: yeah it pretty came from the vacuum of space
TheCLEANSER: believe it or not i was thinking about trade marking the name
Scrotumus-cru: oh?
TheCLEANSER: like a brandname cleaner or some thing like that
Scrotumus-cru: wondered what you meant by that comet
Scrotumus-cru: er...comment
Timelimit hit.

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Ammo Depot
peewee_RotA entered the game
Hotel Carter entered the game
Scrotumus-cru entered the game
gazza entered the game
Scrotumus-cru: pee wee
Hotel Carter: we now have a special offer at the hotel carter
Scrotumus-cru: are you getting packe loss?
Hotel Carter: stay 3 nights, get the 4th bedbug free
Hotel Carter: i mean, night
peewee_RotA: a little but it's probably my router
Scrotumus-cru: oh hi carter!
Scrotumus-cru: that's a great deal!
peewee_RotA: welcome back carter
Scrotumus-cru: i'm getting some too
Hotel Carter: its not a bad offer
Scrotumus-cru: uh...packet loss, that is
Hotel Carter: oh you'll get lots of packet loss staying at the carter
Scrotumus-cru: wow, that was bad
Hotel Carter: the bedbugs bite through the internet cable
Scrotumus-cru: hehe
Hotel Carter: haha! no just kidding
Hotel Carter: that's a joke obviously
Scrotumus-cru: oh yes
Hotel Carter: since we don't offer internet
Hotel Carter: maybe you can steal it from the westin next door
peewee_RotA: I think that the cleanser is trying to clean up the network lines too
Scrotumus-cru: that's a good way to take care of the problem
Lilom entered the game
Scrotumus-cru: i'll bet the cleanser has never been near you, carter
Scrotumus-cru: am i right?
TheCLEANSER: near where
TheCLEANSER: ?
Hotel Carter: we have a cleanser
Scrotumus-cru: the hotel carter in NYC
TheCLEANSER: noo
Hotel Carter: he comes once a week
Scrotumus-cru: that often?
Scrotumus-cru: wow
Hotel Carter: sure
Scrotumus-cru: one thing about Hotel
Hotel Carter: good thing there's that strip club next door
Scrotumus-cru: he's with the Inn crowd
Hotel Carter: otherwise the cleanser wouldn't show up at all
peewee_RotA: ha
Hotel Carter: last week, in between lapdances he even scrubbed a window
Scrotumus-cru: he's not afraid of getting an std from the strippers
peewee_RotA: then after he had his way with the window he decided to clean it
Scrotumus-cru: because he always wears a scrubber
Hotel Carter: you're more likely to get an std scrubbing a window
Hotel Carter: last week one of our maids got polio from scrubbing a tile
Scrotumus-cru: just one?
Hotel Carter: turns out the disease had been laying dormant there since 1957
zilla entered the game
Scrotumus-cru: aww poor disease
TheCLEANSER: u guys spend way too much time here on this
peewee_RotA: Hey, tell her to leave polio, our tile layer, alone
Scrotumus-cru: in all seriousness...
Scrotumus-cru: my wife has a friend who was probably one of the last polio cases in the country
Hotel Carter: they were opening a museam of infectious diseases in nyc but we put them out of
business
Scrotumus-cru: hehe
Hotel Carter: our tag line for a while was, why go to the museam when you can get them for free
with your room
Scrotumus-cru: no kidding--she contracted it right before the vaccine came out
Cherry2010 entered the game
Scrotumus-cru: wouldn't that suck?
Hotel Carter: i bet that's the last time she stayed at the carter too
Scrotumus-cru: hehe
Scrotumus-cru: hadn't thought of that
Scrotumus-cru: i'll be sure to ask her
peewee_RotA: well i have to run
Hotel Carter: me too
peewee_RotA: cleanser keep your nose clean
Scrotumus-cru: awwww
Hotel Carter: the bellman is asking for his paycheck from last month
Scrotumus-cru: uh oh
peewee_RotA: carter, room service does not mean drafting your guests into the military
TheCLEANSER: im always clean
Hotel Carter: oh i see
peewee_RotA: scrotmus, scratch one for me

[V!RaL]

peewee_RotA: he's clinicly proven to kill 99.9% of all players
peewee_RotA: cleanser, there's not broom enough in this server for both of us
peewee_RotA: that was a pretty good jump. must be time for spring cleaning


ROFL

[{TNP}Dukie]

Someone (who can at this time remain nameless)(Alright, it was Quadz) told me that The Cleanser was from Serbia or Bosnia or one of those places where the ethnic cleansing was going on.

Haven't seen The CLeanser in quite some time.  There also used to be a frequent player called The Unclean.  Maybe they shoulda hooked up!

[peewee_RotA]

So there were a bunch of people wearing some kind of banana skin (although i don't think it was the normal Bananas in Pajamas skin) and saying random things that were less funny than they were absent in rational thought. I think that they thought that they were making puns, but puns they were not.

All in all, what I'm trying to say is that when it comes to bananas, the conversation is definitely bland.

Only real pun was when I left I told them it was a bananumously fun game.

  's.... 

[Th0m@s29]

Wow LOL!

[fdrjk]

Dammit. Missed the cue again.