Oh those wacky Nigerians!

[The Dreaming Dragon]

OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
Highly Confidential.
16 Walter Carrington Str. Ikoyi Lagos-Nigeria.
ASO ROCK VILLA, ABUJA ANNEX OFFICE.
From the Desk of Dr. Phillip Ramsey GCON.
Official Web Account:paymastergeneral@cenbank.com
Our Ref:  FGN/OHG/OXD1/2010
TELEX: FEDGOVNIG..
ATTN:Dear Beneficiary,
   
                  PAYMENT NOTICE OF YOUR FUNDS
                   
May you remain favoured.
This letter will definitely be amazing to you because of its realistic
value.Sorry for the inconveniences that was rendered to you in your line of
Inheritance Payment transaction with some Nigerian Officials some while ago.
Without taking much of your time, my name is Dr. Phillip Ramsey GCON, the
Honourable Paymaster General of The Federal Republic of Nigeria.Presently, we
are being paid by the American government in other to avert Scam and also to
avert beneficiary funds delays here in Nigeria, So far, we have succeeded in
Settling (Mrs. Ann Keyser,Mr. Edward Drake, Mr. Caleb Jones etc).
Your Funds were returned to the Federal Government Treasury some while ago
because you did not finalize your claim for it. A week ago, the Presidency and
The Federal Executive Council collectively agreed to release the sum of
US$100,000,000 to you but to our surprise you sent down your representatives Mr.
Robert Jason and Mr. Jim Harrison to collect this Funds on your behalf, this
morning.
For the fact that this Committee is faithfully in my full governance as the
Honourable Paymaster General of The Federal Republic of Nigeria, i will like you
to give me the authority to transfer your Funds into their own Bank Account in
Singapore (Asia).We await your immediate response via email and telephone.
Reply to: (fmf_protocol@click21.com.br)
Officially Sealed,Dr. Phillip Ramsey GCON.
The Honourable Paymaster General


A new twist to the old scam....amazing how people with hundreds and millions of dollars need lil ol' ME !

[V!RaL]

send him a picture of some old guys dick

[quadz]

reminds me of...

[yahoo]

i always recieve this junk e-mail no matter how much i blocked the addy.
"Encrease Your Manhood by 5 inches"

I bet those Nigerian spammers are also behind this.

[Sgt. Dick]

i always recieve this junk e-mail no matter how much i blocked the addy.
"Encrease Your Manhood by 5 inches"

I bet those Nigerian spammers are also behind this.

The Nigerians are not behind this one, you ex girlfriend put you on that list 

[V!RaL]

reminds me of...

LOL

[CodeBlack]

reminds me of...

LOL

Hahahah! That shit is funny as hell! 

[Chocobo Joe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=372Ah0Z_L1w

[|iR|Focalor]

I saw this show on Comedy Central late one night a few weeks ago. I thought it was utter crap. Not nearly as funny as the old Crank Yankers. The opening sequence looked like a blatant rip off of Crank Yankers too.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIYPKs1Z2qU


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slzVuHIpoDw&feature=related

[The Dreaming Dragon]

saw THIS in my spam folder...and it's from the "FBI" ......

ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITORY CRIMES DIVISION FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C. FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION J.. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING 935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001 Attention: BENEFICIARY, You are to contact the ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC)Lagos, Nigeria to obtain the Clearance Documents, find below their contact information's: Contact Person: Rev. Andrew Kelly PRINCIPAL STAFF OFFICER ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC) Rev Andrew Email: fecdept@gala.net Lagos Office Address 15A Awolowo Road, Ikoyi, Lagos Nigeria Ensure you contact them(EFCC) with your Full Name,Address and phone number/cell number. Contact the EFCC via Email with the information above immediately,once you contact them i will get back to you or else i will have an agent come visit you at home for questioning. Furthermore, be advice that according to the United State Law together with the FBI rules and regulations, you are to obtain the document from the EFCC OF Lagos Nigeria where the fund was transfered from. Also Note that you are to take care of the cost of the Document, which will be issued in your name. due to the content of the document and how important and secured the document is, you as the beneficiary will send to the EFCC OF NIGERIA the sum of Usd250 Dollars only for the issuing of the document right away and your Usd1.5 million will be release to you, That is the lay down rules for EFCC OF NIGERIA to release such sensitive document, EFCC will issue you the authentic and original copy of the documents with seal on it for verification and approval. You are here by advice to Contact them through the email address above to make an enquiry concerning how you will send the official fee to them. Note that you are to observe this immediately, if you really want your funds to be credited to your personal bank account and to avoid any legal battle with the security operatives over this matter... We have already informed the EFCC OF NIGERIA about the present situation, go ahead and contact them immediately. Your fund is under our custody and will not be release to you unless the required document is confirmed, after that the fund will be release to you immediately without any delay. NOTE: We have asked for the above document to make available the most complete and up-to date records possible for no criminal justice purposes. The documents will clarify the intensity of this fund; exonerate it from money laundry, scam and terrorism. WARNING: failure to provide the above requirement in the next 24 hours, legal action will be taken immediately by arresting and detaining you as soon as international court of justice issues a warrant of arrest, if you are found guilty, you will be jailed........ As terrorism, drug trafficking and money laundering is a serious problem in our community today and the world at large. The F.B.I will not stop at any length in tracking down and prosecuting any criminal who indulges in this criminal act. FORWARD THE DOCUMENT TO US VIA EMAIL ATTACHEMENT AS SOON AS YOU OBTAIN IT. No body is above the law and the law is not a respecter of anybody. We presumed you are law abiding citizen whom would not want have scuffles with the authority, in and outside America. We are charged with the responsibility of implementing legal norms and our authority is irrevocable so dont dare dispute our instruction, just act as instructed.The person you know will not help you in this matter rather abide by this instruction. the funds inquestion was depsited by those people that contacted you. Note: You are to contact them (EFCC) with your full names,phone number/cell number and full address via their email which i stated above immediately for the processing of your Clearance Documents within the next 48 hours. Faithfully Your's Robert S.Mueller 111 FBI Director Note contact the EFCC office: fecdept@gala.net You have less than 24 hours to contact them. CC. TO: Supreme Court of the United States U. S. Courts of Appeals U. S. District Courts U. S. Circuit Courts Courts of Special Jurisdiction: Bankruptcy Courts Court of Claims, 1855 - 1982 U. S. Court of Federal Claims, 1982 - Customs Court, 1890 - 1980 U. S. Court of Customs and Patent Appeals, 1910 - 1982 U. S. Court of International Trade, 1980 - Commerce Court, 1910 - 1913 Territorial Courts Courts of the District of Columbia Temporary Emergency Court of Appeals Judicial Panel on Multi-District Litigation Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court Federal Courts Outside the Judiciary

[Sgt. Dick]

Do it and once you get the millions, you can donate to Tasty 

[Th0m@s29]

Lol those bastards.

[Barton]

Terribly written threat, but a lot better than most Nigerian scam emails. 

[yahoo]

I keep getting these spam mails in my gmail account.

from:

me <-- duh sender has same email addy as me

unknown sender <-- theres no senders addy. even checked the headers and none..

[fdrjk]

I remember reading a story about a psychic who made $29,000,000 telling people that there money is cursed and that the only way to get rid of the "evil" money was to give to to her!

Really, if somebody is so stupid to give their money to this woman than they deserve to have their money taken away