My best Rodney Dangercow impression

[peewee_RotA]

Moo-Goo-Guy-Cow: I tell ya I met a nice lady cow last night
ENERGY was railed by stargazer
barry manilow was railed by stargazer
Average Joe caught musicpowa's handgrenade
Jack Damyall entered the game
Moo-Goo-Guy-Cow: we went out for a night on the town. Dinner and dancing
Moo-Goo-Guy-Cow was blown away by Average Joe's super shotgun
Jack Damyall caught barry manilow's handgrenade
Ardorer almost dodged musicpowa's rocket
musicpowa ate MASSHOLE's rocket
Moo-Goo-Guy-Cow: she was real nice I tell you she danced bovinely
INXS almost dodged MASSHOLE's rocket
Sertrevas was popped by Odin's grenade
Average Joe almost dodged MASSHOLE's rocket
Average Joe ate Sertrevas's rocket
barry manilow was railed by musicpowa
Sertrevas was railed by musicpowa
Moo-Goo-Guy-Cow: I met her at a bar on the south side
Average Joe was railed by Odin
Jack Damyall was machinegunned by Ardorer
Average Joe ate barry manilow's rocket
INXS was gunned down by Ardorer
Moo-Goo-Guy-Cow: I used my favorite line: "I've looked at all the other girls here but I couldn't get pasturize"
Jack Damyall was railed by Mauro
musicpowa was cut in half by MASSHOLE's chaingun
Sertrevas: hehehehe
Mauro didn't see ENERGY's handgrenade
Odin was cut in half by MASSHOLE's chaingun
Sertrevas tripped on its own grenade.
Odin was blown away by stargazer's super shotgun
MASSHOLE was railed by Moo-Goo-Guy-Cow
Sertrevas was blown away by stargazer's super shotgun
Jack Damyall was blown away by stargazer's super shotgun
Odin was railed by Moo-Goo-Guy-Cow
stargazer was popped by Mauro's grenade
AnalFistula was blown away by musicpowa's super shotgun
Moo-Goo-Guy-Cow: I don't think I'm going to stay with her too long
musicpowa was blown away by MASSHOLE's super shotgun
Moo-Goo-Guy-Cow was machinegunned by stargazer
INXS was railed by Sertrevas
Moo-Goo-Guy-Cow: She wants children and I prefer my women de-calf
stargazer almost dodged AnalFistula's rocket



Everyone may now facepalm!

[V!RaL]

Raped

[peewee_RotA]

Actually there was one that was worse than all that that I said on the previous map. I just remembered it:

Q: What do you say to a depressed cow from Scotland?
A: Don't cry over kilt milk

The audience may now 

[ReCycled]

...gawd...
 

[[BTF]Gator]

hehe, good stuff. 

[[BTF] Reflex]

Can't believe you missed this one...

 
This   "Moo-Goo-Guy-Cow: I used my favorite line: "I've looked at all the other girls here but I couldn't get pasturize"

Should have read

         "Moo-Goo-Guy-Cow: I used my favorite line: "I've looked at all the udder girls here but I couldn't get pasturize"

[Waffle Whiffer]

Mad Cow Disease is spreading! 

Regards,
Denny Crane

[peewee_RotA]

Can't believe you missed this one...

 
This   "Moo-Goo-Guy-Cow: I used my favorite line: "I've looked at all the other girls here but I couldn't get pasturize"

Should have read

         "Moo-Goo-Guy-Cow: I used my favorite line: "I've looked at all the udder girls here but I couldn't get pasturize"

QFM
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Quoted For Mooth

[peewee_RotA]

Mad Cow Disease is spreading! 

Regards,
Denny Crane

Yeah I'm on this phase lately where I just enjoy playing a cow and passing ammo to the other cows as needed. I try to make up a brand new cow name everytime that I play. Here are some that I've used so far. I'll keep adding new names. I make no claim over them and anyone can feel free to use them when they are all cow'd up for an evening.

Ones I've used lately:
M.C. Hamburger
HowNowBrownCow
Moo-Goo-Guy-Cow
Beef-StroggEnough
geroniMoo
DaddySteerest
PorterhousRules

New ideas:
DarkSideOfTheMoo
That's BullShip
HanniBull
WrongChurn
Cow Tse-Dung
Quake Moo
HughHeffer
OptimusPrimeRib

[V!RaL]

Hahahahahaha, You stoner

[peewee_RotA]

On my way out of a game of vanilla tonight, this was my exit speech:

peewee_RotA: I know that it's a rare occasion and I don't want to get too tender
peewee_RotA: but I think that I hit my prime tonight and before I get too seasoned...
peewee_RotA: This one is a steak, out. Goodnight.