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« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2011, 07:58:36 PM »
You try having sex on salvia?, I don't think you can even find your zipper.

The first reply that popped into my head was, "The zippers were in my mind."

I'll stick with that one and leave out the naughty details.
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« Reply #16 on: March 26, 2011, 06:23:26 PM »
I would love to give this a try someday. I think I would be sneaky good.  8)

In my day, we played "war"using toy guns or sticks as weapons that you fired by shouting "bang".  Some of them could be fired like machineguns and nobody ever ran out of ammo.  Basically two teams were chosen and one had a hiding period that was counted down by the seek and find team. If you were caught by surprise - especially at close range - and were shot you were supposed to make a groaning noise and fall to the ground "dead" until the end of the round.  Of course, there was always some malcontent who would just run away shooting and yelling "you missed" or " I shot you first". Good times. Long before I went into the woods for other activities. ;)
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« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2011, 05:13:24 PM »
I would love to give this a try someday. I think I would be sneaky good.  8)

In my day, we played "war"using toy guns or sticks as weapons that you fired by shouting "bang".  Some of them could be fired like machineguns and nobody ever ran out of ammo.  Basically two teams were chosen and one had a hiding period that was counted down by the seek and find team. If you were caught by surprise - especially at close range - and were shot you were supposed to make a groaning noise and fall to the ground "dead" until the end of the round.  Of course, there was always some malcontent who would just run away shooting and yelling "you missed" or " I shot you first". Good times. Long before I went into the woods for other activities. ;)

Wow I used to do this exact same thing when I was really young lol.
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« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2011, 05:27:46 PM »
Thomas,

You need to post a pic, I have this image of you looking like the stoner from "fast times at ridgemont high"  :evilgrin:
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« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2011, 05:29:56 PM »
 Reminds me of being a kid with tree forts. We would shoot rubber band guns and throw rocks from one fort to the next. Within a few years we were smoking cigarettes and starting small fires :) Aw the innocent days.
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« Reply #20 on: April 05, 2011, 08:23:07 PM »
I would love to give this a try someday. I think I would be sneaky good.  8)

In my day, we played "war"using toy guns or sticks as weapons that you fired by shouting "bang".  Some of them could be fired like machineguns and nobody ever ran out of ammo.  Basically two teams were chosen and one had a hiding period that was counted down by the seek and find team. If you were caught by surprise - especially at close range - and were shot you were supposed to make a groaning noise and fall to the ground "dead" until the end of the round.  Of course, there was always some malcontent who would just run away shooting and yelling "you missed" or " I shot you first". Good times. Long before I went into the woods for other activities. ;)

Wow I used to do this exact same thing when I was really young lol.

I'm sure it's a common game among the commoners children.  But be honest Th0m@s29, you were inside playing Nintendo, no?
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