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Re: The last movie you saw....
« Reply #1650 on: February 26, 2018, 07:33:25 AM »
Never heard of "jewish lightning" before. I've heard of a jewish canoe.

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Re: The last movie you saw....
« Reply #1651 on: February 26, 2018, 10:53:08 AM »
Can't believe you've never heard of jewish lightning. I heard it for the first time when I was 8 years old :lolsign:
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Re: The last movie you saw....
« Reply #1652 on: February 28, 2018, 06:06:15 PM »
The Greatest Showman, this musical is so good I don't know why it didn't become a blockbuster film.
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Re: The last movie you saw....
« Reply #1653 on: March 02, 2018, 08:27:16 PM »
The Killing of a Sacred Deer

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat the fuck did I just watch? Starring Colin Farrel, Nicole Kidman, and some retarded looking teenage boy. I swear to christ, this was probably the most uncomfortable to watch movie I've ever seen. 98% of the dialogue delivered throughout the movie is done stoic and blank and emotionless like everyone has fucking autism. They sound like 6th graders reading the script aloud in literature class, like they're fucking bored to be a part of such a bad movie. And the dialogue in and of itself is absolutely AWFUL. So unrealistic and shitty.

Actual dialogue from the movie:
(Doctor at a barbeque at a friend/coworkers house, he and coworker/friend are chatting)
"How have you been?"
"Fine. Things are going really well. My daughter just got her first period."

 :ubershock:

[record scratch]
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?! Yeah. Like that. The dialogue itself is written just as bad as it's delivered.

And yet, I had to watch it all the way to the end. I won't attribute that to the buildup of suspense and the desire to know how it ends, although that was a minor factor, but mostly it was just the fact that I hate to start something and not finish it, even a terrible movie.

Do yourself a favor, don't rent this one. Wait for it to come on a premium channel or stream it as part of a 10 dollar monthly Netflix kinda thing. And even then, prepare to find something else to watch. It takes willpower to sit through this motherfucker.
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Re: The last movie you saw....
« Reply #1654 on: March 02, 2018, 08:44:04 PM »
Oh yeah. Speaking of weird as fuck movies...

Mother

HOLY SHIT. It starts off kinda normal. But it ends like a fucking nuclear meltdown bad acid trip from Satan's asshole. Is that a strange description? Because I guarantee you the ending is a billion times stranger than any description I could give you. "Bad acid trip" is really the key to it though. The ending makes NO FUCKING SENSE whatsoever. But then again, it's so god damned fucking weird, that it's kinda refreshing to see a movie that goes totally fucking bonkers like an unmanned firehose. It's an artsy kinda psychological kinda movie, but not douchey or puke-worthy or up it's own ass.

I'd give it maybe a 7 out of 10.

Now if Jigsaw wasn't demented or awful enough for you, give this one a shot...

The Belko Experiment.

It's like Office Space meets Hostel meets Saw. Nothing Oscar-worthy, but definitely gruesome and fun... if you're a twisted kinda fuck like me. Basically if you liked Hostel a lot, you'll like this one too.

7/10
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Re: The last movie you saw....
« Reply #1655 on: March 06, 2018, 06:16:54 PM »
127 Hours (2010)

7/10

if you go canyoneering better be be safe. I think this is based on a true story.
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Re: The last movie you saw....
« Reply #1656 on: March 07, 2018, 09:16:12 AM »
Here's one with Haunted's mistress in it

The Circle (2017) - shit/10

AWFUL! TERRIBLE! Why does Tom Hanks keep doing these shitty movies? This one's worse than those crappy DaVinci Code movies he does. It's fucking stupid! This movie makes no sense!

The Foreigner (2017)

When I heard Jackie Chan was costarring along side Pierce Brosnan, I thought... this'll be fuckin awful as usual. But it wasn't your usual slapstick dopey Jackie Chan movie. The movie involves IRA bombing, which is kinda... shitty for a plot, honestly. A little unimaginative, and downright fucking WRONG since technically the conflict is over now. It's like if you ask people what Ireland's about, they always say "Alcoholism, the color green, leprechauns, St. Patricks Day (MORE alcoholism), and IRA bombings." At this point when everyone's being so god damned ultra-PC, why is no one calling shenanigans on the Irish and IRA bombing stereotype? (Sons of Anarchy tv series used the IRA storyline for their gun dealing shit too, zzzzz) But... screenplay writers gotta write their shit for their audience. And since most people are idiots and make those cliche stereotypical connections on their own, I suppose they gotta support that with their poorly imagined plot lines. Meanwhile, this movie was based on a book called "The Chinaman", and in the movie, several characters even refer to Chan's character as "the chinaman". But because people have deemed that word to be as racist as "n*gger", obviously they gotta the change the movie title to something that makes almost no fucking sense. The bombings take place in England. Chans character is from China, Brosnan's character is from Ireland (a brit playing an irishman... mmm hmm), so wouldn't they BOTH be "Foreigner"?

Meh, anyway. In spite of all that, it's still actually a pretty good movie.
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« Reply #1657 on: April 07, 2018, 08:10:35 AM »
Annihilation - starring Natalie Portman, Jennifer Jason Leigh, others.

WHOA! Do yourself a favor. Take a fair amount of some kind of psychedelic substance, preferably mushrooms, and SEE THIS MOVIE. Holy shit balls. Some of the trippiest special effects I've ever seen.

Loved it. One of the most interesting movies I've seen in a long long time. Mostly sci-fi, part mystery/suspense, part horror. It's great. Weird as hell at times, but great.
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« Reply #1658 on: April 19, 2018, 08:23:30 AM »
Pacific Rim - Uprising

?/10

IDK. Storyline was so cheesy even at the start.. The CG was good. cant say if I enjoyed it or not but did managed to finish it.

Would recommend watching it IF its free. Paid -- don't know
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« Reply #1659 on: April 27, 2018, 05:11:43 PM »
Scorched Earth - Starring Gina Carano and... that wonky eyed dude who played Batiatus in the Spartacus series.

DEAR GOD LORD OF THE LITTLE BABIES, WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP WATCHING MOVIES WITH GINA CARANO! Seriously, Steven Seagal is a WAY better fucking actor, and he's TERRIBLE. It's like a futuristic apocalyptic western. It's just SO BAD. An hour and a half of my life I'll never get back.
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« Reply #1660 on: May 12, 2018, 09:08:53 PM »
Ready Player One

7/10

Not bad. Would appeal to nerdy audience but also to mainstream. Its about a VR gaming universe thing.
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