The last movie you saw....

[soh]

LMAO Gotta watch that sometime this weekend with some friends and some pizza... I just remembered that's Italian food xD

I remember being like 14 years old and enjoying watching old 70s films in my living room. There was this one time when I was 17 and I was recapping to some friends in English class on and old 70s porn where the mother and aunt bang this dude while he was asleep. The best part was that they captured a big theme from the 70s. When the aunt takes off her underwear and she has a hairy bush. She even trimmed it to look like it was hairy underwear hahaha Love that stuff

EDIT:

Actually, it was the Teacher and Aunt with the Nephew. But whatever, it's a classic in Porn

[The Dreaming Dragon]

I never understood that. Porn movies with Plots,even funny parody ones. Okay,maybe them,or is it the whole fantasy of the situation that is the turn on that the plot gives you,like batman and the Joker having sex in front of you?

Okay maybe that. I'd find that interesting enough to watch for the comedic value,but not seeking out plotted porn for sating my,um,purient interests I stick to the ol' Gonzo variety,interesting women doing interesting things to guys. At least look at them long enough to clear my head of hormonal influences and get back to drawing or gaming,maybe after this Nap...I don't want Shakespear when its 3am and I've Created Shit since around 10 and I want to take my 4-6 siesta before making coffee and starting the morning shift ofcreating,or a prelude of Quake 2 to start the nurons firing. And for some reason,perhaps from the Zeal of Creating has overwhelmed me,exactly like the priest who seduced a girl and was defrocked because Worshipping the Lawd makes you wanna give your wife a good pounding like that married Prodestant Preacher had every Sunday after a Service...a Spiritual Zeal that overcharges you . I remember that sentiment expressed by some Joad from reading the Grapes of Wrath in high school,and pushing my own Creative Limits has been profound to me

...and now all I want out of life is to be able to Stay the FUCK HOME and DO this comic for as long as I can as long as a FUCKING LASER can track my eyeball and point a Fucking Mouse Cursor will I want to do as much of Jeremey Prickles as I can.A religious Zeal.So Maybe its why around them I suddenly cannot think.Someday in the future I'll get that big house with my woman and her kid,and we'd be well enough off to do exactly that,be home 24/7.Someday I can say,"Honey"? And she'll know and understand ,or maybe she'll see that expression in my face I haven't,and she'll oblige me...but that ain't Now! Browser flies open,as I debate the urgency of the case?

Look for NEW or work with the OLD? Big debate,time constraints it varies.New is NEW,but OLD is tried and true worth keeping favorites. Its a tough call,but it is made: I'll check out a few sites to see what's new and updated,then if nothing is of interest,I'll skim through my collection and either choose one by title,or exploration of what the file's title might be. Some shit's called all "MGN3.AVI" and stuff.It's like looking through a sock drawer and saying Look what I Found,Honey! Files I recognize in a few seconds,some I've never seen before,since I often find movies,they are 500MB or sometimes a Gig for certain uncensored Japanese porn and I start a long download and use Old stuff. Old is also an adventure.

The Search for New something I do on my Lunch Break where I either websurf or watch a DVD or youtube.Clicking on links to Teen Penetration as I eat my calzone from the meal I ordered this morning. Food,wanking,all these damn biological drives.Well some weeks I only get one night off so have to do what I can,so I insist on being alone for it.8 hours doing Jeremey. I game and slack off,but that's all I get. I may do a few hours here and there to process a work I've either drew when I got home at 6:30 AM and had my coffee.So 7ish and doing a variety of gruntwork involved in creating the panels:the drawing the scanning the isolating and polish,then coloring. The strip will be black and white. Otherwise I'd go Mad.With dilligence and practise I will get a comic strip sized story out there every 2 weeks.Maybe faster...anyway,there's a process to it all,and part of the process is me spending X amount of time looking for an excuse to go SPURT in a supported video format.

So we look. Either interesting Manga hentai  from one collection of sites I belong to. Lots of straight Animae too subtitled by devoted fans.Terrabytes of roleplaying sex games with either women who All LOOK the same or polygonal little girls invaded by tenticle creatures. I like th comics myself,a few hundred multi story comics about 100 Mgs each..it boggles the mind.

They want to fuck EVERYTHING!Litlle girls! Little Boys! Doing Younger Sister,Doing Older Sister,Doing MOM. Whole INDUSTRIES devoted to publishing,the sale and distribution of these comics even though its Octopi up Toddler's asses #654. comics with women with breasts the size of their THIGHS spill out onto young mens faces. Futinari is big : chicks with dicks all doing each other.I dunno,the Breast quotient is up,but you have the revulsion of 50% more Dick as well. If I must use these bits of Stimuli I find on the net,I prefer 1 girl 1 guy.Or more girls and one guy. Girl-girl doesn't interest me:why would they want ME there if they are having funamong themselves? And more than one guy certainly doesn't.Gangbangs never enter my harddrive...I want to see One (or More) Woman's devotion. So tenticle shit i DON'T get. Or the violence,or the pain. But there is a target market for each one,a niche needing to be filled each month. What would you think of seeing some guy reading Up the Ass Comix on the subway one evening going home from work...what would you think? Say nothing,keep a polite distance...and cackle the moment he gets out of earshot!  What about Japan,where manga is commonplace...but that commonplace?

Anyway,I have nearly forgotten what point I was making,so I'll stop this here.

[soh]

I never understood that. Porn movies with Plots,even funny parody ones. Okay,maybe them,or is it the whole fantasy of the situation that is the turn on that the plot gives you,like batman and the Joker having sex in front of you?

  HARLEY QUINN and Batman fucking now that would be a porn. But Joker and Batman? Just the two of them? Hell no!

I'll have to read on more... I'll be back

 

[|iR|Focalor]

LMAO Gotta watch that sometime this weekend with some friends and some pizza... I just remembered that's Italian food xD

Well I honestly doubt you and your bros will enjoy sitting around with a few pizzas and a 12 pack of beer and watching Nude For Satan. Like I said, it's pretty bad and pretty confusing. And by confusing I mean... it left me saying, "What the hell is the point of this movie!!?!!" It's just weird. Not really a "sit around with your bros on a Friday night getting stoned and watching movies" kinda movie. If you force your bros to sit through this one, unless they genuinely enjoy weird shit, they'll hate it. I'd recommend one of Sorority House Massacre or Slumber Party Massacre movies. I have Sorority House Massacre 1 and 2, as well as Slumber Party Massacre 1 and 2. Both Sorority House Massacre films are pretty good ones, and Slumber Party Massacre 1 is okay, but Slumber Party Massacre 2 is kinda lame. It has that Crystal Bernard chick in it who used to play on that old sitcom Wings back in the early 90's and she don't get naked in it, and in fact I think there is pretty much 0 nudity in Slumber Party Massacre 2.

Back when I was in college, me and my now roommate would hit up the old Hollywood Video about once a week to rent crappy old horror/cult/exploitation/stag movies. Back then, they had all their new releases on DVD for regular price, but they still had a big selection of older VHS tapes for rent for like 1 dollar a piece, so it was a pretty cool deal. We'd get like 3 or 4 movies and watch them while getting hammered drunk. Saw a lot of really cool old movies back then. I wish we would've bought up some of those old tapes at the time. They were trying to sell them off to go 100% DVD. Had another friend who worked there. That's pretty much what he did, and now he has a HUGE and very comprehensive library of old horror and cult movies on VHS. Yeah, VHS sucks I guess, but a lot of this stuff is getting harder and harder to find anymore.

I still remember the one that was funny as hell. I forget the name of it, but it had Dracula, Frankenstein, Wolfman, Creature From The Black Lagoon, ALL of the old classic horror movie monsters all in one movie, except they were all MIDGETS!!! Everyone else in the movie wasn't a midget. It was funny as hell because the movie was supposed to be a serious horror movie, yet it's impossible to take 3 foot tall monsters serious. If anyone knows the name of the movie I'm talking about, hit me back here with a reply. I'd love to try to track down a copy of this shitty movie. From what I remember about it, it was probably made somewhere between 1987 and 1992.

edit:
Ah ha! Nevermind. I googled for all of one second and found it.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0129852/

It's called "The Creeps". One seriously cheesy fucking horror film. And I love cheese. This movie is so bad, but it's so good.

[The Happy Friar]

Redtails.  6/10.  I wanted to give it a 7 but the script is kind of cheesy.  a 9/10 if you think it's not a movie but more of a reenactment.    It's not a war movie, it's a movie about black fighter pilots.  I would of thought they'd have more racial stuff in there but "stereotypical ethnic ghetto-style individual" only came out twice.

[peewee_RotA]

I will say this. How many times can a city be held hostage in a 10 year period without a national guard post being placed on every street corner. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXXMd3CBpUQ&feature=player_detailpage#t=140s

[soh]

LMAO Gotta watch that sometime this weekend with some friends and some pizza... I just remembered that's Italian food xD

Well I honestly doubt you and your bros will enjoy sitting around with a few pizzas and a 12 pack of beer and watching Nude For Satan. Like I said, it's pretty bad and pretty confusing. And by confusing I mean... it left me saying, "What the hell is the point of this movie!!?!!" It's just weird. Not really a "sit around with your bros on a Friday night getting stoned and watching movies" kinda movie. If you force your bros to sit through this one, unless they genuinely enjoy weird shit, they'll hate it. I'd recommend one of Sorority House Massacre or Slumber Party Massacre movies. I have Sorority House Massacre 1 and 2, as well as Slumber Party Massacre 1 and 2. Both Sorority House Massacre films are pretty good ones, and Slumber Party Massacre 1 is okay, but Slumber Party Massacre 2 is kinda lame. It has that Crystal Bernard chick in it who used to play on that old sitcom Wings back in the early 90's and she don't get naked in it, and in fact I think there is pretty much 0 nudity in Slumber Party Massacre 2.

Back when I was in college, me and my now roommate would hit up the old Hollywood Video about once a week to rent crappy old horror/cult/exploitation/stag movies. Back then, they had all their new releases on DVD for regular price, but they still had a big selection of older VHS tapes for rent for like 1 dollar a piece, so it was a pretty cool deal. We'd get like 3 or 4 movies and watch them while getting hammered drunk. Saw a lot of really cool old movies back then. I wish we would've bought up some of those old tapes at the time. They were trying to sell them off to go 100% DVD. Had another friend who worked there. That's pretty much what he did, and now he has a HUGE and very comprehensive library of old horror and cult movies on VHS. Yeah, VHS sucks I guess, but a lot of this stuff is getting harder and harder to find anymore.

I still remember the one that was funny as hell. I forget the name of it, but it had Dracula, Frankenstein, Wolfman, Creature From The Black Lagoon, ALL of the old classic horror movie monsters all in one movie, except they were all MIDGETS!!! Everyone else in the movie wasn't a midget. It was funny as hell because the movie was supposed to be a serious horror movie, yet it's impossible to take 3 foot tall monsters serious. If anyone knows the name of the movie I'm talking about, hit me back here with a reply. I'd love to try to track down a copy of this shitty movie. From what I remember about it, it was probably made somewhere between 1987 and 1992.

edit:
Ah ha! Nevermind. I googled for all of one second and found it.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0129852/

It's called "The Creeps". One seriously cheesy fucking horror film. And I love cheese. This movie is so bad, but it's so good.

Oh shit. Those movies aren't available on Netflix. Going to have to go else where like Hollywood video or to a local runned down video store like Q Video. Pretty much anything with tits is a good film, Television Show, with the exception of Porn. Not all Porn flicks are good, trust me

I remember the good ole days of VHS! I would collect a shit load of VHS tapes late 2000s, and then in 2007 it was announced they would no longer be manufactured.
I have also seen the Creeps. Now that is a movie I have to rent




Any of you guys seen Frequency? I thought it was a good film. But is it possible according to the rules of Science?

[|iR|Focalor]

3:10 To Yuma (2007) - 10/10

Starring Russell Crowe and Christian Bale. I usually hate Christian Bale's movies, he's not nearly as wonderful of an actor as he likes to think he is, but this role suited him pretty well. Russell Crowe on the other hand is a pretty good actor in spite of the fact that he's an unpleasant dick just like Christian Bale. Can't recall ever seeing a movie starring Russell Crowe that wasn't pretty good.

I love westerns, especially good ones. I've seen a whole lot of them, and this one is definitely a good one. It's a remake of the old 1957 film by the same name starring Glenn Ford and Van Heflin, and this one blows the old one right the fuck out of the water. It's not often that I like remakes, usually it annoys me that people in Hollywood aren't original enough to try something new, but this was one of those rare times when they actually did something very right.

[playboy]

"the girl with the dragon tattoo"  3 out of 10

[|iR|Focalor]

"the girl with the dragon tattoo"  3 out of 10

You sat through the whole thing? Congratulations to you, sir. You deserve an award of some type. I only made it as far as about 15 minutes in before I had to turn it off to prevent myself from dying of boredom.

[soh]

Actually, I had recorded that movie on my DVR. It came out on HBO-East or West, I can't remember. The important part was fast forwarding to all the important bits of the film. I say Stanley Kubrik should give the director and producers some pointers


I can't believe that's the same girl from 'The Social Network', what's her face ... ah yes! Rooney Mara

[The Dreaming Dragon]

I never understood that. Porn movies with Plots,even funny parody ones. Okay,maybe them,or is it the whole fantasy of the situation that is the turn on that the plot gives you,like batman and the Joker having sex in front of you?

  HARLEY QUINN and Batman fucking now that would be a porn. But Joker and Batman? Just the two of them? Hell no!

I'll have to read on more... I'll be back

 

I found a GIF from the Batman one,Harliquin riding the Joker.In full costume except for a meatpipe connecting them shown randomly,otherwise I'd post it here ...
Can you send a GIF in a PM?

[soh]

I never understood that. Porn movies with Plots,even funny parody ones. Okay,maybe them,or is it the whole fantasy of the situation that is the turn on that the plot gives you,like batman and the Joker having sex in front of you?

  HARLEY QUINN and Batman fucking now that would be a porn. But Joker and Batman? Just the two of them? Hell no!

I'll have to read on more... I'll be back

 

I found a GIF from the Batman one,Harliquin riding the Joker.In full costume except for a meatpipe connecting them shown randomly,otherwise I'd post it here ...
Can you send a GIF in a PM?

Yeah, PM me

[peewee_RotA]

Medium Raw 1/10

Lighting so bad it made Thomas Edison turn in his grave. The rest of it was the crappy ass typical slasher stuff. People who see a killer coming but refuse to run because they'd rather just die. And the whole leaving weapons on the ground thing...  I'm pretty sure that if someone was coming at you with a knife you'd pick up the fire ax lying on the ground in front of you instead of just standing there. Just a guess.


 

[The Happy Friar]

And the whole leaving weapons on the ground thing...  I'm pretty sure that if someone was coming at you with a knife you'd pick up the fire ax lying on the ground in front of you instead of just standing there. Just a guess.

Maybe weaponswitch was forced and they were afraid they'd switch to a weapon with splash damage during a point blank fight.