Author Topic: The last movie you saw.... (Read 527501 times)

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #1200 on:** January 19, 2012, 07:40:42 PM »

Jami Gertz was a fox. She probably looks like a lizard-lady now, but back in the late 80's/early 90's, she was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock.

bluemeanies · « **Reply #1201 on:** January 19, 2012, 10:12:25 PM »

...Drive is definitely worth checking out...

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #1202 on:** January 20, 2012, 12:23:59 AM »

A couple other actresses from the old days (well, MY old days anyway) that I would've boned the shit out of:

Sean Young
Rachel Ward
Hunter Tylo

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #1203 on:** January 20, 2012, 03:39:45 AM »

Quote from: |iR|Focalor on January 20, 2012, 12:23:59 AM

Sean Young

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFL1UXuHJ-A

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #1204 on:** January 20, 2012, 07:38:42 PM »

So either you think Sean Young really has a penis,... or you are fucking BLIND, BROTHER, because she looks damn hot in her underwear! She's a little old now, probably not as much to bonersize about anymore. Last I heard, she got a job doing one of those shitty daytime soaps. Yeah, she was never a particularly good actress, but obviously it wasn't her acting talents that got her roles... unless we're talking about her acting like a hot little fox, in which case that was no act. SCHWING!

I have no clue what Rachel Ward looks like anymore, probably old and only marginally bone-able if you're good and drunk. Just out of curiosity, I shall google.

AFTER GOOGLING: Ugh! That was a trip I could've done without. How depressing. An old cat hag.

This is the Rachel Ward I remember:

Hunter Tylo... WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She got some heavy-duty plastic surgery done. TOTALLY fucked up her face. She's about half way to giving that fugly cat-faced woman (dunno her name) some real competition.

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #1205 on:** January 21, 2012, 02:20:21 PM »

Wow, you really take your obscure old hot actresses seriously!

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #1206 on:** January 21, 2012, 08:26:07 PM »

Of course I do. Sometimes I sit outside their houses at night with a steak knife and wearing nothing at all except an easter bunny costume head.

soh · « **Reply #1207 on:** January 23, 2012, 01:30:28 PM »

haha Like that Entourage episode?

Booya · « **Reply #1208 on:** January 23, 2012, 02:24:22 PM »

Sanctum. Based on a true story.

...........wow?

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #1209 on:** January 23, 2012, 03:55:27 PM »

Foc,

It is better to remember them like they were. Our memories probably make them even better than they were back then.

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #1210 on:** January 24, 2012, 03:34:22 AM »

Quote from: Booya on January 23, 2012, 02:24:22 PM

Sanctum. Based on a true story. ...........wow?

All claims that a movie are based on a true story are lies. Even when they are, they are horribly inaccurate. Same is true with Sanctum. The film is entirely made up, but dedicated to a real diver.

All that aside, I thought it was very good.

interesting read:
http://www.cracked.com/article_19564_6-based-true-story-movies-with-unpleasant-epilogues.html

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #1211 on:** January 27, 2012, 09:13:46 AM »

Apollo 18 2/10

It's not a 0/10 only because the little spider things were cool, and I hope that they make their way into a movie that doesn't suck.

[BTF]adam · « **Reply #1212 on:** January 27, 2012, 02:37:07 PM »

In Time.

9/10, veeeeeeeeeery good imo. thoroughly enjoyed it.

yahoo · « **Reply #1213 on:** January 27, 2012, 10:10:31 PM »

anyone have seen the Darkest Hour?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1093357/

how is it?

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #1214 on:** February 01, 2012, 07:53:12 PM »

Contagion

I don't know how to rate it. On a theatrics scale, it was a crappy homage to Outbreak. On a creepy scale, it wasn't at all. On a realism scale, it wasn't but it took itself so seriously that any minor error is a big deal. So how do you look at it?

I guess it's good and I recommend it. The directing was superb and the subtle political bits were great story telling aspects. It just doesn't live up to any of its own expectations.

At this point I just have Donald Sutherland's voice stuck in my head..."Sand man, viper command!"

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