Totally unfounded predictions

[daelmun]

Ok, since I've not paid that much attention to quake2 and how the different players in the tourney has progressed since I saw them last time I'll just make up some totally random prediction based on nothing but rumours and hearsay. Which, I must admit, I just make up here and now as I have not heard any rumours what so ever about any of these players. Well, this is gonna be quite a huge task if I were to do it with all the brackets, so I just stick with the Novice bracket for now. Since that bracket has the worst maps, and it is almost totally unpredictable. So I can't be much more wrong than I would if I actually did some educated guesses (which I must say again, I do not).

DeathInc{KEA} - Bleach
2-0: DeathInc will get a lucky spawn and get lucky a lot. Bleach will recieve a phonecall mid game in the second map, making the admin furiously mad when stating that he is a fairly large sized bat vagina. This will result in admin not wanting to update the game thread, which DeathInc needs to do all by himself. I predict a crater by Bleach in the 3rd minute of the 2nd map.

Abby - {SX}Reflex
1-2: This is a hard one. Reflex will be playing with a bruised neck, which will somehow make his rail extremely weak. He will rely on camping with machinegun near an armor, and will not be seen by Abby for the entire duration of the first map, despite stupid spectators (read banes), shouting out his location and healthstatus in messagemode1 and Omega shouting his location in messagemode2. Abby gives up in overtime. 2nd map will be blowout for abby, getting the rail and doing some neat spawnraping by countless lucky prediction shots around corners. 3rd map Reflex will do a fake weapondrop which will fail miserably. But he will somehow win.

DtheRaTT^K][L^ - BYE
2-1: BYE has had a bad preparation for this tourney, been too busy playing in various tournies of some obscure arcade fighting game in a chinese taco shop. But a

[Om3ga]

(LoL)!

{SX}Om3ga.S - Gator
2-1: Again, in tournies suprises happen. And this one is certainly a suprise, but not without an explaination. First game Gator accidentally typed out "quit" in console 10 times in a row claiming he left his glasses in the car, resulting in Omega getting a well deserved and convincing walkover win. The second map Gator seizes his opportunity, hitting about twenty everydaylike air-rockets on a disturbingly slow Omega. The players seems to be quite unevenly skilled though, but the game is fairly close near the end nonetheless. In front of the last deciding map Omega reads my predicitons in the forum, showing them to the admin. Admin admitting my predictions are without faults will give Omega the default win. Gator showing great sportmanship agrees on the admins decision claiming it was the wiser choice.

 (Lmao!)

{SX}AdAm - Maddy
0-2: Unluckily for adam, he gets the hot for the female quake2 skin, and will spend the first 15 minutes playing with one hand. Maddy, being bored to death already, will do some neato jumps up and down. A few well timed rockets will make her win around 2-1. The second game Adam will show some extreme skills when it comes to finding the shotgun shells on the map, denying Maddy any shells

[[BTF]adam]

0-2: Unluckily for adam, he gets the hots for the female quake2 skin, and will spend the first 15 minutes playing with one hand. Maddy, being bored to death already, will do some neato jumps up and down. A few well timed rockets will make her win around 2-1. The second game Adam will show some extreme skills when it comes to finding the shotgun shells on the map, denying Maddy any shells  throughout the game. But, still extremely bored with the whole game, she will somehow kill him a few times with 73 lucky railshots, not mentioning the 2 shots that seemed to hit intentionally. Adam will play the third map, but by then the admin and opponent are busy spamming his threads on the forum, to his delight. Never seen a happier loser in a tourney.


LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn Dael that is so damn ... aww it may actually happen! ive already got my tissues......

[Bleach]

AWSOME!!! dael you should write a column on these forumns every week! my gut hurts from laughing so hard!

ill do my best to get a crater on the 3rd min of 2nd map i promise  (only if im winning  )
i dunno about the phonecall though.. i never answer my phone  (read: NEVER)

[Jesusnator]

LOL!

quit making fun of me! *runs to corner* j/k

hilarious stuff daelmun! 

[Om3ga]

Moving Shadow- Blitz
2-0: Think this will be an evenly matched game, can see some strategical play from both players. Moving Shadow will use his level 35 thief skills to hide in the shadows sneaking up from behind backstabbing Blitz. This will happen so often the admin needs to warn the specators about violent scenes and advice underaged players (read banes) to type "d2" in console. Suprisingly the only one leaving the server cause of this is Omega. Second map Blitz will totally dominate Moving Shadow with his leathal Rail/Rocketlauncher combo, but he gets bored near the end. 2 seconds before the time runs out the admin thinks he seems so bored he gives Moving Shadow the walkover win to relieve him from the pain of boredom.

that sounds like some Hexen II shit right there!

[themuffinman]

ROFL!!! Nice one Dael!

[digency]

Digency - M^tster[SIR]
1-2: Digency will probably win first map about 0- -51. Think first spawn will be deciding as M^tster will forget what skin he has and shoot at the female instead of the male player. Some damn good long distance railshots on himself though, but aside from that Digency uttered some slight discomfort in mm1 about not being able to get a gun as M^tster showed some extremely good weaponcontrol. The admin gave him a warning for his colourfull speech, which he happily ignored. The next map will be more a standard game, M^tster will camp a spawn with the rail and wait for Digency to crater. This happens in the 4th minute, and ever since then neither admin nor Digency saw any hint of M^tster's location. The third and deciding map will be close, but a few lucky nades from M^tster on Digency near the end of the 4th minute will make him win 42-3, but it could gone either way. Lucky.

Not bad prediction, however you were right about one thing, I did have some colorful speech, but it wasnt about getting a weapon, it was about my aim being waaay off. Couldn't rail if my life depended on it.

Anyways, it went 2-0 for me.

[blitz]

Moving Shadow- Blitz
2-0: Think this will be an evenly matched game, can see some strategical play from both players. Moving Shadow will use his level 35 thief skills to hide in the shadows sneaking up from behind backstabbing Blitz. This will happen so often the admin needs to warn the specators about violent scenes and advice underaged players (read banes) to type "d2" in console. Suprisingly the only one leaving the server cause of this is Omega. Second map Blitz will totally dominate Moving Shadow with his leathal Rail/Rocketlauncher combo, but he gets bored near the end. 2 seconds before the time runs out the admin thinks he seems so bored he gives Moving Shadow the walkover win to relieve him from the pain of boredom.

uhhh, does that mean I will win, or him?

[blitz]

You think I'm going to lose 2-0!?! Jesus I must fucking suck. Shall I drop the tourney ?

[digency]

You think I'm going to lose 2-0!?! Jesus I must fucking suck. Shall I drop the tourney ?

Relax, Mooving Shadow will get his ass handed back to him by yours truely. I'm pretty sure the game will be lopsided.

Like he said, the predictions are based on speculation and rumors. Ha, he even predicted I was going to lose.

[blitz]

LoL! I was just kidding around to start some drama. I think it will be a good game . I LOVE DIGENCY!

-bLiTz-[/b]

[banes]

dael is my lover, envy me

[{TNP}Dukie]

hee hee

[banes]

lolololol, i forgot i really ought to make mooninites my avatar, i think omega made me one a while ago but i was too lazy to change it, i need to find the link to that again, or dukie you can jus make me a new dope one for my avatar