Focalor's SS Wehrmacht Pak

[|iR|Focalor]

ACHTUNG! I made another pak! You're welcome! Guten spiel, herren!

[Chocobo Joe]

Does this pak have high res stuff, or just weird Nazi stuff?

[beanstorm]

  Im guessing both

[PANTONE 7717C]

Du gehirnloses Stueck Primatenscheisse. Bisst du verruckt?

[Pr0c3550r]

Du gehirnloses Stueck Primatenscheisse. Bisst du verruckt?

lol

[:iR:goatkilla]

crap! standing ovation for this one focalor!

[|iR|Focalor]

Führer Focalor will now graciously address all comments and questions. Those who do not find the statements herein to be agreeable will be immediately shot. If no bullets are available, you will be hung from piano wire and meat hooks. Heil!

Does this pak have high res stuff, or just weird Nazi stuff?

This pak contains hi-res models for guns, ammo, and items. Same stuff from Focalor's Pak v3.0, including models and sounds. Only excluding the map textures. If you want hi-res map textures, you must kill 10 dirty red communists in order to earn them.

Du gehirnloses Stueck Primatenscheisse. Bisst du verruckt?

[Image removed by admin. Carol Burnett supposedly said, "Comedy is tragedy plus time." Nevertheless, I don't feel we're there yet with regard to the holocaust.]

Du gehirnloses Stueck Primatenscheisse. Bisst du verruckt?

lol

The Führer is not amused. You will be tried for treason against the Fatherland and executed according to Nazi German law.

crap! standing ovation for this one focalor!

Ah, a patriot! Perhaps we won't execute you immediately.

[|iR|Focalor]

[Image removed by admin. Carol Burnett supposedly said, "Comedy is tragedy plus time." Nevertheless, I don't feel we're there yet with regard to the holocaust.]

So this wouldn't help matters?

[Not really. What's next, a LOLCATS version of the chechclear video?]

[X'tyfe]

hmm, not sure how nazis fit into quake2 exactly but well done eitherway

[|iR|Focalor]

[Image removed by admin. Carol Burnett supposedly said, "Comedy is tragedy plus time." Nevertheless, I don't feel we're there yet with regard to the holocaust.]

So this wouldn't help matters?

[Not really. What's next, a LOLCATS version of the chechclear video?]

Can I at least force them to sit in the.... COMFY CHAIR!!!!!!!?

Gosh, you're like a Nazi... only not so much.

[Admin]

Can I at least force them to sit in the.... COMFY CHAIR!!!!!!!?

Heh.  Well - the Spanish Inquisition was abolished in 1834, and the Monty Python episode aired in 1970.  So, I guess, try again with the holocaust in about 2081 or so.

[|iR|Focalor]

WHAT!?! I'll be 101 years old by then!!! Laughing could cause me to inadvertently shit in my disposable undergarments I'll surely be wearing at that point! Can't I pay some kind of reparations fee to some kind of post-Holocaust victims fund in order to make these kinds of jokes legally? It's not like they're going REFUSE to take my money. 

[|iR|Focalor]

Oh, I suppose you're right. You might remember this photo I posted in the religion section in the thread discussing whether or not homosexuality was genetic. The Photobucket "gestapo" deleted it from my account and didn't put it back until I emailed them complaining about it.

[quadz]

You might remember this photo

I don't have a problem with that image, as it appears to merely be making fun of me (via my avatar.)

Also: the sense of it comes across as very broad; i.e. generally mocking an 'authority figure' ... If you were to portray my avatar gassing innocent people to death, I might well object.





(N.B. Hopefully this is the first and last time I feel impelled to allude to myself as an authority figure. Not a comfortable appellation.)

[Chocobo Joe]

This pak contains hi-res models for guns, ammo, and items. Same stuff from Focalor's Pak v3.0, including models and sounds. Only excluding the map textures. If you want hi-res map textures, you must kill 10 dirty red communists in order to earn them.

Don't insult communism to that degree, I was born in a formerly communist country (for real, Ukraine, though I've lived in the U.S for the majority of my life). We took over half of your stinking country and controlled till the break-up of the Soviet Union. Although I would kick some Russian ass for bullying Georgia like that.