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Good Morning Smile
« on: October 29, 2008, 06:36:06 AM »
Good Morning !
According to the Census Bureau:
9,000 people are screwing right now
2,000 are kissing
100 are getting head
and 5 lonely assholes are reading online community message boards.

CORRECTION: 50 million lonely assholes are reading online community message boards.

You hang in there,Sunshine!


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Re: Good Morning Smile
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2008, 09:32:44 AM »
I didn't find this to particularly funny...

...but the whore on her knees under my desk thought it was hilarious.
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Re: Good Morning Smile
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2008, 10:03:48 AM »
Quote from: [EoM]Focalor on October 29, 2008, 09:32:44 AM
I didn't find this to particularly funny...

...but the whore on her knees under my desk thought it was hilarious.

Then you are one of the 100.  :bananaw00t:
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