Anyone watch Eureka?

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Ordained Minister for Hire!!!
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Wedding plans? Then look no further than Henry Deacon. State certified Ordained minister ready to give you your happily ever after. Recently released from Jail, Deacon has performed numerous marriages, mostly between nucleotides. Let your fears of inexperience be laid to rest, the 2 week Orthodox Doctrine and Missionary class provided by the state inmate rehabilitation program offered top notch education. Deacon even scored highest on the final exam testing the contents of Father of the Bride parts 1 and 2. Henry Deacon always strives for the best, and in case of emergency, he has also been trained in the extra-curricular watching of The Exorcist. So please call Henry Deacon, Ordained Minister, and let your wedding be his first that doesn't involve 2 orange jump suits and a pack of cigarettes.