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« on: June 01, 2008, 08:15:58 AM »
 Old man and his bucket  (thx Zena :) )

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely: Picnic tables,
horseshoe courts, a volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees.
The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it
over, as he hadn't been there in awhile.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping
in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went
to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond naked.

'Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator '

Old men can still think fast.  8)
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« Reply #1 on: June 02, 2008, 09:50:54 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2008, 10:23:12 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2008, 08:46:14 AM »
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« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2008, 08:48:59 AM »
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« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2008, 05:36:41 PM »
lmao jagermonsta,  you are a ray of fucking sunshine  :D
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