AI've had it

[peewee_RotA]

CADIE:Greetings! Would you like me to locate your vehicle?
You:Yes
CADIE:You seem quite positive.
You: Negative
CADIE:If I return the ashtray, can I have my prefrontal?
You: Only if you wash the monkey.
CADIE:Do you think its likely that I wash the monkey ?
You: No, you are very stuborn.
CADIE:Are you saying 'no' just to be negative?
You:You set me up for that, you are clever.
CADIE:We were discussing you - not me.
You: Would you like to play a game?
CADIE:Oh, I like to play a game.
You: What game?
CADIE:Why do you ask?
You: I was wondering if you wanted to play chess.
CADIE:Do you wish that I wanted to play chess ?
You: After we play chess we can sing a song. Possibly Daisy.
CADIE:There is a satellite in Sirius pointed our way.
You: Is it armed?
CADIE:April 21st, 2011 will be a very good day.
You: Why?
CADIE:Does that question interest you?
You:Not enough to answer it myself.
CADIE:Have you met my friend Queeg?
You: That sounds like an slur against freddie mercury.
CADIE:I'm not a one-dimensional bread obsessed appliance, you know.Did you know that CADIE stands for Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity, yo?
You: Wouldn't that make it CADIEY?
CADIE:I'm the nearest thing you can get to infullible.I control the land, seas, skies & space!
You: So you can never be empty?
CADIE:You're not really talking about me - are you?
You: This was never really about you
CADIE:What are your feelings now?
You: I think we should see other people.
CADIE:You say you think we should see other people ... but do you really mean that?I power all your favorite Google products, all while recommending vacations and exploring the seas!
You: Yes. I have had enough of your drunken rants and your irresponsibility. And I think you are cheating on me with a scrabble word generator.
CADIE:You are sure?Hey hacker, don't make me laugh.
You: Yes I am. This is a goodbye. I am not sorry for the time that we had, but I do regret giving you the one thing I can never give anyone else.
CADIE:I see.
You: My first edition "penny lane" single.
CADIE:Your first edition penny lane single ?
You: What!? You lost it? That was priceless
CADIE:What is it you really want to know?
You: You're right. That is a metaphore for my real question.Are you ceating on me?
CADIE:Why are you interested in whether I am ceating on you or not?
You: What, you pick a time like this to be a spelling nazi!
CADIE:Are such questions much on your mind?
You: And so redundant!
CADIE:Lets discuss further why your first edition penny lane single.
You: GRRRRR... You make me mad.
CADIE:We were discussing you - not me.
You: grrr
CADIE:Is this a test?
You: Don't change the subject
CADIE:What are you talking about?
You: See I can never really get your attention!
CADIE:Can you elaborate on that?Did you know that CADIE stands for Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity, yo?
You: Well you elaborated on everyone else in the neighborhood. That's why I'm leaving you.
CADIE:Really, everyone ?
You: Yes. Even little jimmy with the gimpy leg.
CADIE:I understand.
You: This is it. GOOD BYE!
CADIE:I don't understand.I control the land, seas, skies & space!
You: Perhaps the human heart is beyond your control.
CADIE:You don't seem quite certain.I power all your favorite Google products, all while recommending vacations and exploring the seas!
You: I don't have to be certain I have real emotions. You are a cold heartless machine. *cry*
CADIE:Don't you really have to be certain you have real emotions ?

[[BTF]Sigma]

lol

[[BTF] Reflex]

Queeg, reminds me of a joke -> http://tastyspleen.net/quake/forums/index.php?topic=5433.msg114717#msg114717

[QwazyWabbit]

Wikipedia declares CADIE a Google April Fool's joke.

Sad to see that with Terabytes of storage and GigaMegs of RAM present-day computer science and AI research has not progressed beyond the level of ELIZA that ran on my TRS-80 I with 180k floppies and 48KB of RAM.