My own religion: Algorithmity

[Lohmatiy]

In the beginning there was an Algorithm.
And the Hacker said, let there be information, and there was information.

Looking for a god in usual religions is the destiny of noobs. The destiny of the poor in spirit. I invented my own religion, and it's called Algorithmity. The main object in your life is reaching the Algorithmness. A human reaches Algorithmness at the very moment he understands the Algorithm.

Rejoyce, you who understood the divine force of the Algorithm!

It would be a mistake to think of reaching the Algorithmness as of an easy task. To reach this condition, at first you need to desire success in making an algorithm, at second, not every algorithm is good for it, but only the ones which exceed the bounds of your knowledge.

And the Hacker saw the information was good, and he divided the information from ToxicMonkey's noise.

At last, my religion is absolutely politically incorrect, unlike the usual religions where everyone could save his soul. My religion doesn't allow everyone to reach the Algorithmness point. Only the strongest can do it, despite the hardness to proceed along the right way.

In the name of the Hacker, and of the Algorithm, and of the Holy Information, Amen.

[quadz]

Reminds me a little of the Zen... the word slipped my mind:
    like contradiction
    not duality
    opposition
    of two ideas
    not juxtaposition
    what's the goddamn word that means these two things are in diametric opposition
    mutually exclusive almost
    conflict
    paradox

Yeah, paradox.

"A lot of people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch of unconnected incidents and things. They don't realize that there's this like lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. I'll give you an example, show you what I mean. Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like plate or shrimp or plate of shrimp out of the blue no explanation. No point in looking for one either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness." -- Miller, Repo Man