Laws that all men must live by. (without exception)

[Whirlingdervish]

Take note and heed:

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances:

(a)

[vibes]

May I add

Bringing a WARM ( unchilled ) flat ( 24 ) beer to frag or watch the game at you Bro's place.



Peace

[Daemia]

27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox 360. End of story.

^^^  REALLY?!?!?!?     

[yodasmyBONG!]

damn that was funny
Another set and we can hit the showers!
hahaha
 

[vibes]

27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox 360. End of story.

^^^  REALLY?!?!?!?     

ROFL

NO Oil change this Christmas !!

[Whirlingdervish]

screw changing it..
just give her an "oil check".

 

[vibes]

dip- stick


sorry , you left yourself wide open on that one !!!


lol


Peace

[ReCycled]

One thing that has always made me cry is if I accidently pull out a nose hair.

[X'tyfe]

this was certainly entertaining

[jägermonsta]

"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"

Awesome 

[Ghost9]

http://www.manlaws.com/

[Art]

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

Under no circumstances should a man even own an umbrella, much less utilize one.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances:

(a)