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Have you seen my Dick?
« on: September 01, 2021, 05:44:05 PM »
Ok, so that thread title was a little inappropriate. Whatever.

Where is Sgt Dick? Football seasons about to start. Calling Sgt Dick. Please come to the white courtesy phone in the lobby.
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« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2021, 09:42:07 PM »
PAGING IOU :help: :help:
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« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2021, 07:03:47 AM »
I'm here, so let's get this thing going.

Georgia vs Clemson on the 1st week.   Georgia is supposed to have the best roster in years and have the QB position ready to go.  Clemson is supposed to have the best defense they have had in years.  The Clemson QB did look good when he played last year, but that was not against this level of competition.  I think these teams are both worthy of the top 5 rankings they have (pre-season).  This game would normally answer a lot of questions about the teams, but being the first game of the season, I'm not sure.

LSU vs UCLA - UCLA looked good against what was probably a weak Hawaii team.  LSU is a totally different level of competition.  Stingley has been good since he started at LSU, but the rest of the secondary needs to improve, hopefully another year of experience helps that.  LSU needs to expose the PAC12 for what it has been for years and win this game by at least 2 TD's.

Ala vs Miami - I think there will be a lot of big plays in this game.  Miami is going to blitz the freshman QB for Alabama.  The QB will make big plays or make mistakes.  I see the possibility that Alabama draws & screen passes could turn into big plays when Miami brings the house at the QB.  Miami has had problems protecting the QB.  The Miami QB is good when he has time, but think he is going to see a lot of Red in this game.
Alabama will be to much for Miami and win by 2-3 TD's.

UNC vs VA Tech - Mack Brown has recruited very well, we will see how well in this game.  Sam Howell is really good, but he has lost most of his weapons from last year.  Who is going to step up and be the next playmaker.  The game is at VA Tech, but I think UNC gets the win.

Florida State vs ND - I am not normally a FSU fan, but in this game I am.   ND ranks at the top of the list with Ohio St. as the teams that get the most preferential treatment by the press.  ND will probably win this game, but I am hopeful for a FSU upset.

And now for the battle of FLA - UF vs Florida Atlantic.  This should be a tight game that UF pulls out at the end, because it is played in Gainesville  :lolsign:   Florida lost a lot of weapons on offense, it will be interesting to see who becomes the new playmakers.  This game will not show me anything though.  Florida plays two cupcake games before Alabama walks into Gainesville on 9/18.  Florida will still be a unknown team at that point.
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Re: Have you seen my Dick?
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2021, 07:36:41 AM »
If you feel like wasting all the rest of the little free time you might have... (cuz I know I probably spend too much time on there yaking at people now)... you could join us on Discord, where we whine and bitch in real-time about politics, sports, and other things that make no difference to the world as a whole.
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« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2021, 01:23:20 PM »
Even minutes seem more scarce lately, so I will probably just stick to here and not add another time sucker to my day  ;)

Thanks for the invite  :beer:
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« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2021, 04:51:18 PM »
quit being a dick, sarge :forceac:
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