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Re: New World Record: Deathmatch Ownage in 2.91 minutes
« Reply #15 on: February 20, 2013, 04:39:44 AM »
http://forum.tastyspleen.net/quake/index.php?topic=1027.msg17896#msg17896

Yep, 200 fph short of Punk>FAS> in 2005 on the same map. :bravo:
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Re: New World Record: Deathmatch Ownage in 2.91 minutes
« Reply #16 on: February 22, 2013, 03:05:42 PM »
Yeah, ole Hummus Gump here doesn't get that 11 frags per minute isn't really that fast at all.  Or actually, he does.  He's just a fucking troll.
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Re: New World Record: Deathmatch Ownage in 2.91 minutes
« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2013, 07:55:33 AM »
[17:13] <uvula> (dm) kbreeze: mymap frdm3
[17:14] <uvula> (dm) Fraglimit hit.
[17:14] <uvula> (dm) -------------name---fph---minutes---frags---
[17:14] <uvula> (dm)              test   346      5.20      30
[17:14] <uvula> (dm)            Panjoo   276      5.21      24
[17:14] <uvula> (dm)            Warpig   253      5.22      22
[17:14] <uvula> (dm)       AL VANHALEN   162      5.19      14
[17:14] <uvula> (dm)           kbreeze   151      3.18       8

[17:16] <uvula> (dm) Fraglimit hit.
[17:16] <uvula> (dm) -------------name---fph---minutes---frags---
[17:16] <uvula> (dm)              test   910      1.98      30
[17:16] <uvula> (dm)    [A2W]TrustyAxe   359      2.01      12
[17:16] <uvula> (dm)            Panjoo   331      2.00      11
[17:16] <uvula> (dm)            Warpig   299      2.01      10
[17:16] <uvula> (dm)           kbreeze   274      1.97       9
[17:16] <uvula> (dm) test: ^@^A^BGG^@^A^B                               
[17:16] <uvula> (dm) AL VANHALEN: over  hahahaha
[17:16] <uvula> (dm) Cajmere: :D
[17:16] <uvula> (dm) Cajmere: D:
[17:16] <uvula> (dm) kbreeze:  lol one minurte
[17:16] <uvula> (dm) test: hahahahahhaha
[17:16] <uvula> (dm) kbreeze:  very nice
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Re: New World Record: Deathmatch Ownage in 2.91 minutes
« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2013, 08:00:33 AM »
Fader, he doesn't mean fph, he means 2.91 minutes. That is the new record and you're just going to have to face the facts.
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Re: New World Record: Deathmatch Ownage in 2.91 minutes
« Reply #19 on: February 24, 2013, 02:00:29 AM »
[17:13] <uvula> (dm) kbreeze: mymap frdm3
[17:14] <uvula> (dm) Fraglimit hit.
[17:14] <uvula> (dm) -------------name---fph---minutes---frags---
[17:14] <uvula> (dm)              test   346      5.20      30
[17:14] <uvula> (dm)            Panjoo   276      5.21      24
[17:14] <uvula> (dm)            Warpig   253      5.22      22
[17:14] <uvula> (dm)       AL VANHALEN   162      5.19      14
[17:14] <uvula> (dm)           kbreeze   151      3.18       8

[17:16] <uvula> (dm) Fraglimit hit.
[17:16] <uvula> (dm) -------------name---fph---minutes---frags---
[17:16] <uvula> (dm)              test   910      1.98      30
[17:16] <uvula> (dm)    [A2W]TrustyAxe   359      2.01      12
[17:16] <uvula> (dm)            Panjoo   331      2.00      11
[17:16] <uvula> (dm)            Warpig   299      2.01      10
[17:16] <uvula> (dm)           kbreeze   274      1.97       9
[17:16] <uvula> (dm) test: ^@^A^BGG^@^A^B                               
[17:16] <uvula> (dm) AL VANHALEN: over  hahahaha
[17:16] <uvula> (dm) Cajmere: :D
[17:16] <uvula> (dm) Cajmere: D:
[17:16] <uvula> (dm) kbreeze:  lol one minurte
[17:16] <uvula> (dm) test: hahahahahhaha
[17:16] <uvula> (dm) kbreeze:  very nice


Why do i think this is BS? LOL GTFO FADER, Trying to make shit up. POST A SCREENSHOT OF THE LOG ITSELF so we can see it without any editing you FAG LOL

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Re: New World Record: Deathmatch Ownage in 2.91 minutes
« Reply #20 on: February 24, 2013, 02:04:21 AM »
Yeah, ole Hummus Gump here doesn't get that 11 frags per minute isn't really that fast at all.  Or actually, he does.  He's just a fucking troll.


Considering I last posted on this thread 4 days ago, troll doesnt quite define it.

I am just the greatest to ever live. ROFL BOW DOWN EX
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Re: New World Record: Deathmatch Ownage in 2.91 minutes
« Reply #21 on: February 24, 2013, 06:18:39 AM »
Usually the people who make claims like this are the people who IRL have accomplished very little.

But if it makes them feel good about themselves.

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« Reply #22 on: February 24, 2013, 03:26:28 PM »
Usually the people who make claims like this are the people who IRL have accomplished very little.

But if it makes them feel good about themselves.

 http://search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=A0oG7kcAISpRQEUAZjNXNyoA?p=Your%20a%20winner%20retard%20picture&amp;fr2=sb-top&amp;fr=yfp-t-900-s
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Re: New World Record: Deathmatch Ownage in 2.91 minutes
« Reply #23 on: February 25, 2013, 02:05:57 PM »
Yeah, ole Hummus Gump here doesn't get that 11 frags per minute isn't really that fast at all.  Or actually, he does.  He's just a fucking troll.

Considering I last posted on this thread 4 days ago, troll doesnt quite define it.

Trolling is what you post, not the frequency thereof you fucking moron.
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Re: New World Record: Deathmatch Ownage in 2.91 minutes
« Reply #24 on: April 02, 2013, 02:14:02 AM »
My god, the record still stands. I am truly THE GREATEST !!!!! ROFL GTFO ex
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Re: New World Record: Deathmatch Ownage in 2.91 minutes
« Reply #25 on: April 02, 2013, 08:52:22 AM »
2d:
I hereby challenge you to goto hell. It is my home map. May the lava painfully eat away at your flesh.
Seriously, I'm tired (spent last few hours jerking xatrix code written by a mysterious dude named Rafael), however shall we meet later today, you must face me there... unless the king is scared...
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Re: New World Record: Deathmatch Ownage in 2.91 minutes
« Reply #26 on: April 02, 2013, 01:14:45 PM »
I beat this lame fph score a few days after this post was created. Easy
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