Author Topic: Get The Picture #7 (Read 4194 times)

peewee_RotA · « **on:** April 09, 2012, 03:41:56 AM »

Post your caption. Voting Starts Wednesday.

The Happy Friar · « **Reply #1 on:** April 09, 2012, 03:52:24 AM »

Try Bing, the new search engine!

Booya · « **Reply #2 on:** April 09, 2012, 06:58:58 AM »

Do you know someone who just wont shut the fuck up? Give them Zip Ultra! The Shut The Fuck Up daily use package includes; hardcore personal insults, brass knuckles, duck tape, ball-gag, and the ultra clorophyll pad.

warning- results will vary, not legal in any state.

Booya · « **Reply #3 on:** April 09, 2012, 07:15:57 AM »

Folks! I'm telling you this is so much better than Coca Cola!

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #4 on:** April 09, 2012, 07:30:25 AM »

*singing* "Crumbly Crunchies are the best. Look delicious on your vest. Serve them to unwanted guests. Stuff the mattress with the rest."

quadz · « **Reply #5 on:** April 09, 2012, 07:57:24 AM »

Try new Zip Ultra-sized suppositories! Your smile tells the world they're working!

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #6 on:** April 09, 2012, 01:47:47 PM »

OH MY SHITEATING FUCKING GOD. TRY THIS FUCKING STUFF. IT'LL MAKE YOUR LIMP DICK HARDER THAN CHINESE ALGEBRA. IT'LL MAKE YOUR VAGINA FUNGUS TURN INTO COTTON FATHERFUCKING CANDY. IT'LL CURE YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE PIMPLES. HOLY SHIT ON A KEEBLER CRACKER, IT'S AMAZING. IT'S BETTER THAN GETTING YOUR DICK SUCKED BY A TEENAGE VIETNAMESE HOOKER. IT'S SO FUCKING AWESOME, YOU'LL STAB YOUR NEIGHBOR IN THE DICK WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS FOR NOT FUCKING TELLING YOU ABOUT IT SOONER. YOU WILL LOVE THIS SHIT SO MUCH THAT YOU WILL SQUIRT GOBS OF INTO YOUR FILTHY PALMS AND JACK OFF WITH IT WHILE WATCHING C-SPAN JUST TO COUNTERACT HOW UNBELIEVABLY AWESOME IT IS TO SPLOOGE WITH THIS GOD DAMN FUCKING SHIT. YOU'LL EAT IT FOR BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND CERTAINLY FOR MOTHERFUCKING COCKSLAPPING SHITBEATING DINNER, AND SOMETIMES FOR GOD DAMN SUNDAY BRUNCH TOO. AND DON'T VOTE FOR OBAMA BECAUSE HE'S A faggot (bundle of sticks). AND THAT'S NOT ALL. IF YOU ACT NOW, WE'LL SEND YOU A SECOND ONE ABSOLUTELY ALMOST FREE. JUST PAY SHIPPING AND HANDLING AND LICENSING AND AN EXTRA THREE THOUSAND DOLLARS. MY FACE HURTS. WHY ARE THERE GIGANTIC CHIPMUNKS IN HERE? LET'S GO OUTSIDE AND RIDE OUR BICYCLES. BELIEVE IN JESUS.

fdrjk · « **Reply #7 on:** April 09, 2012, 02:03:48 PM »

HAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

THERSOfi · « **Reply #8 on:** April 10, 2012, 06:53:11 PM »

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #9 on:** April 10, 2012, 07:04:22 PM »

This sucks, but I need the job.

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #10 on:** April 11, 2012, 05:44:15 PM »

Poll up. Voting ends Saturday (night.. because I was late setting up the poll)

yahoo · « **Reply #11 on:** April 11, 2012, 10:25:36 PM »

Foc will win

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #12 on:** April 13, 2012, 08:14:57 PM »

Close game between foc and Quadz. Less than a day left to vote.

peewee_RotA · « **Reply #13 on:** April 15, 2012, 06:41:20 AM »

It was a close race with Quadz (Whose smile hasn't disapeared due to his new home remedy) and Focalor.

But Focalor kicked this one's ass. And in his honor LET'S GO OUTSIDE AND RIDE OUR BICYCLES.

BELIEVE IN JESUS.

yahoo · « **Reply #14 on:** April 15, 2012, 05:05:25 PM »

We need to attract new and more posters with wholesome captions

Poll

Chose your favorite

Author Topic: Get The Picture #7 (Read 4194 times)

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