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[[BTF]adam]

You have 10 fish, 5 drown and 3 come back to life.

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Stop counting, fish cant fucking drown.


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A woman and a man are driving down the same country road towards eachother, as they pass eachother the man winds his window down and shouts "FUCKING FAT COW!", Angrily, the woman shouts back "FUCKING ARSEHOLE!", she proceeds to drive round the corner and crashes into a large cow in the middle of the road, both the cow and woman are killed instantly.

WHY WONT WOMEN FUCKING LISTEN!!

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A woman in a jewellers shop breaks wind bending over to look at a beautiful diamond ring, she looks around embarrassed and sees the salemans standing right behind her. Totally professional, he says "Good day madam, how may I help you". Hoping he had maybe not heard her accident, she asks "What is the price of this lovely ring?" he answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price."

[Chocobo Joe]

The cow one was the best

[Th0m@s29]

You would have 8 fish if they could drown =D.