Funny articles

[|iR|Focalor]

Holy shit, this is awesome.

http://gma.yahoo.com/coca-cola-apologizes-offensive-bottle-cap-191206765--abc-news-lifestyle.html

[Sgt. Dick]

http://mynews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/cfn/2013/9/19/brevard_animal_hospi.html

A couple of the signs made me 

[The Happy Friar]

http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2013/11/25/husband-broadcasts-wife-naked-on-ps4-live-stream/?intcmp=features

[The Happy Friar]

The title is more funny then the article: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/12/01/educator-slammed-after-telling-students-dress-like-hos/

Well, the parents response was pretty funny too:

"That may be the only thing they have to wear."

[|iR|Focalor]

http://shine.yahoo.com/love-sex/1-200-women-39-ve-had-39-virgin-194000952.html

 
"GASP! I DON'T HOW I GOT PREGNANT, DADDY! I'M A GOOD CHRISTIAN GIRL! HONEST!"

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http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/georgia-couple-shocked-over-racial-slur-valet-ticket-201152333--abc-news-topstories.html

No, it wasn't me.  But I've been there. It was several years ago. But it doesn't surprise me much, lol. Place is a shithole, perfect place to meet middle-aged drunk bitches that'll fuck anything with a pulse no matter how butt ugly you are.

[|iR|Focalor]

"Um... Honey? I'm checking the mail here and... apparently Bank of America thinks you're a slut, but they'll offer you credit anyway."

http://smallbusiness.yahoo.com/advisor/woman-called-slut-bank-america-credit-card-offer-065835744.html

[|iR|Focalor]

This shit is hilarious.

http://news.yahoo.com/york-police-twitter-campaign-backfires-badly-235114700.html

[|iR|Focalor]

This is what happens when you value looks over intelligence in the hiring process.

And I gotta admit, I love the results. Good job, Fox.

http://news.yahoo.com/local-fox-anchor-uses-racial-slur-to-describe-lady-gaga-s-music-193704985.html

[Whirlingdervish]

Totally not racism. She has slanty eyes.

[|iR|Focalor]

I was thinking, "How can a news anchor be SO fucking stupid to not know better than to say that on television." But then I remembered what her picture looked like on the link to that story and thought, "Ehhh... She's probably one of these really dumb cutesy fresh-out-of-college cheerleader types that is just plain dumb as a bag of hammers." And then I actually looked for more about her on wikipedia (I swear, it's like one-stop-shopping, the walmart of information), and it mentioned that she was some kinda Miss USA contestant and Miss Kentucky or Missouri or something. So... there ya go. You know exactly how fucking brainy those bimbos are. YES. She's a complete airhead. She probably had no idea it was a racist slur, overheard someone else say it before, and thought it was a completely innocuous term for jungle-ish sounding music. The best part about it is that SHE'S STARING RIGHT AT A FUCKIN' BLACK GUY WHEN SHE SAYS IT! TWICE!!!