Evidence of water having flowed on Mars

[|iR|Focalor]

Think about it, why would we have not returned to such a place? the only 2 reasons i can think of is that the moon landing was either faked, or we were told not to come back.

Maybe if you'd spend less time thinking and more time reading/researching, you'd know the answer to that question.

But what the hell, if we're gonna "think" with no regard for facts, we might as well think BIG. I think we haven't returned to the moon because of global warming, or at least what we THINK is global warming. Actually, it's not global warming caused by a depleting ozone layer, it's just that so many people have been born on the Earth now that it's mass is greater and it's gravitating closer to the Sun. You see, the earth is pulled closer to the sun by the added gravitational force of the earth. And the moon is actually made of cheese just like we thought all along. Since the temperatures are hotter now, the cheese on the moon is melting and we can't land spacecraft on it because they'll get stuck in the gooey cheese and never be able to return to earth.

Check-fuckin'-mate, bitch.

[-=[AZ]=-]

There's clear evidence of Mars having lakes, oceans and rivers.  There's a theory that a giant asteroid hit mars, which would make it what it's like now. They think that debris from Mars and the asteroid collided with Earth. Debris that was sustainable for life. So it's a theory that we could be Martians.  Also, they think the debris from Mars and the asteroid got caught in the gravitational pull, and formed our moon.

^Cool story huh?

[ex]

There's a theory that you're a fucking idiot.  This theory has been accepted as scientific law, and is thus fact.

[|iR|Focalor]

I have a theory that the moon is made of delicious space cheese, and the reason why pot isn't legalized is because potheads will fly their homemade rocket bongs to the moon and eat it all. This would be devastating for the planet, as without a moon, the oceans would cease to have waves and the surfers would be furious, thus sparking a global surfer-pothead war.

[peewee_RotA]

I have a theory that the moon is made of delicious space cheese, and the reason why pot isn't legalized is because potheads will fly their homemade rocket bongs to the moon and eat it all. This would be devastating for the planet, as without a moon, the oceans would cease to have waves and the surfers would be furious, thus sparking a global surfer-pothead war.

With the number of both groups dwindling, the number of men getting haircuts will sharply increase causing a rift between beauty schools and barber shops. The hemp necklace trade will tank and sales of both DMB records and Phish concerts will crash. The affect on the stock market will trigger a global collapse and the market for sandals and frisbees will never recover. Also every member of the jersey shore will be executed ganster style. Not as a result of the moon being eaten, but just because we think they deserve it.

[QwazyWabbit]

All this stuff about ozone. Ozone is just O₃ as opposed to molecular Oxygen which is O₂. Since "more is better" we should develop new ways to generate MORE Ozone so we can all breathe better, more O₃ means that fresh smell of a summer thunderstorm every day instead of that foul stuff called O₂. We should have a crash program to create nuclear powered Ozone generators on the antarctic coast to reinforce the ozone layer and make the antarctic smell "summer fresh". That'll fix the global warming thing once and for all.

[|iR|Focalor]

Since "more is better" we should develop new ways to generate MORE Ozone so we can all breathe better

The American car companies are certainly doing their part, especially Chrysler. My Dodge drinks the shit outta gas and gets 17mpg, but that's a small price to pay for the wonderful clouds of ozone rich smog it helps to blanket the city of Atlanta in during the summertime afternoons.