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Re: There is no pleasing a woman
« Reply #30 on: January 29, 2011, 07:23:21 PM »
Pfft, fundamental whatevers. My point still stands and is absolutely true. The concept of sacrificing one's self for the good of another doesn't make you a fucking hero or better than anyone else. The fact that you're responsible and provide for your own kids and wife doesn't outweigh someone like me being responsible enough NOT to allow my biological instincts to override my intelligence and convince me that I need to have a wife and kids in order to fit in with your concept of society even though I'm probably a horrible role model for children and would only be polluting the planet by adding to the population problem.

P.S., I hope your kids turn out gay.
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Re: There is no pleasing a woman
« Reply #31 on: January 29, 2011, 10:13:12 PM »
In the great apes, it's the biggest, smartest, most adept leader who bangs the best chicks and sires the most offspring. At least until he is driven off or replaced by a younger, bigger, smarter, more charismatic leader, (like a son) who then bangs the best chicks and carries on the family (tribal) traditions. You don't even have to be physically superior nor is there an absolute defeat (or killing) of the leader. Only a demonstration of superior technique and desire for the leadership position. When a silverback's sons become old enough to be challengers, they are usually driven off to form their own tribes.

Monogamous marriage is a construct in human society where usurpation of leadership becomes unnecessary. It also provides a formal construct where your son won't be challenging you for leadership of the family and kicking you out of the house so he can bang your wife and daughters. As a father, it is your job to be sure that when your sons become men they will be prepared to be kicked out of your house to bang other father's wives and daughters, thus ensuring genetic diversity.
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Re: There is no pleasing a woman
« Reply #32 on: January 30, 2011, 05:39:49 AM »
Pfft, fundamental whatevers. My point still stands and is absolutely true. The concept of sacrificing one's self for the good of another doesn't make you a fucking hero or better than anyone else. The fact that you're responsible and provide for your own kids and wife doesn't outweigh someone like me being responsible enough NOT to allow my biological instincts to override my intelligence and convince me that I need to have a wife and kids in order to fit in with your concept of society even though I'm probably a horrible role model for children and would only be polluting the planet by adding to the population problem.

P.S., I hope your kids turn out gay.

Just to tick you off, since you're just spouting tripe at this point based on some kind of stupid pent up rage... I am better than you and you suck at life!

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(now you actually do have a reason to talk like you are, instead of being irrationally resentful of people with children)
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Re: There is no pleasing a woman
« Reply #33 on: January 30, 2011, 07:24:15 AM »
I'm probably a horrible role model for children and would only be polluting the planet by adding to the population problem.

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Re: There is no pleasing a woman
« Reply #34 on: January 30, 2011, 03:06:25 PM »
irrationally resentful of people with children)

No. It's not people with children that I hate. It's you. So in a way, yeah, I guess you are fucking special.

Has your old lady taken out your balls to show them to you lately? Wow, maybe I should get myself a ring and let some cunt step all over my life and crush my soul with a 500 pound strap-on steel plated dildo like yours does. Sure, you wear the pants. Sure, you're fuckin happy. Just keep saying, "I'm happy."
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Re: There is no pleasing a woman
« Reply #35 on: January 30, 2011, 04:20:23 PM »
Wow, maybe I should get myself a ring and let some cunt step all over my life and crush my soul with a 500 pound strap-on steel plated dildo like yours does. Sure, you wear the pants. Sure, you're fuckin happy. Just keep saying, "I'm happy."


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