Author Topic: dial-up  (Read 30163 times)

Offline |iR|Focalor

  • Irrepressibly Profuse Member
  • *
  • Posts: 15767
  • Help Destroy America: VOTE DEMOCRAT
    • View Profile
    • Focalor's Horrible Website: We Rape You Til The Room Stinks
  • Rated:
Re: dial-up
« Reply #105 on: May 23, 2009, 08:17:04 PM »
Hell no it wouldn't! YOU'RE CRAZY! When I started playing at TS, I was playing on my piss poor piece of poop old Pentium3 500mhz, 8mb S3 Savage4 video card, with 56k dail-up modem in tow. Not to mention the plethora of internet VD I had jumping OUT of the fucking floppy drive at me. I played. I got my ass KICKED. It was bad. Very bad. I managed to get a few frags here and there on PeeWee[RotA]'s old MegaMan Q2 server, but anywhere else, a frag was nothing other than pure dumb luck.

I remember many many moons ago (and many drugs ago too, so it's a wonder I remember at all), the good old days of Mplayer. We ALL had 56k, and we ALL sucked. Well, except for NYGANG, those guys all had pussy cable and DSL. A lot of folks used hacks RAMPANTLY. I saw that shit first hand soooooo many time. In fact, I was one of them, hehe. My ping was so horrible, it didn't really matter anyway. I had no clue how to tweak a config, might as well get some artificial skills. Yeah, I used a ratbot. But on Mplayer servers, you always knew who was using one. You simply type the word "ratbot" in the chat, and the person (or personSSSSSS, as it was a lot of times), the bot would immediately echo back to everyone else on the server, "Yeah! I'm a R A T B O T!!!"

Gawd, those were days. Gas was less than 2 bucks a gallon ALL THE TIME. "Pulling out" was a clinically recognized method of birth control. And a whole ounce of some decently smokable marijuana cost 90 bucks.

I think.
« Last Edit: May 23, 2009, 08:19:24 PM by |iR|Focalor »
  • Insightful
    Informative
    Funny
    Nice Job / Good Work
    Rock On
    Flawless Logic
    Well-Reasoned Argument and/or Conclusion
    Demonstrates Exceptional Knowlege of the Game
    Appears Not to Comprehend Game Fundamentals
    Frag of the Week
    Frag Hall of Fame
    Jump of the Week
    Jump Hall of Fame
    Best Solution
    Wins The Internet
    Whoosh! You done missed the joke thar Cletus!
    Obvious Troll Is Obvious
    DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
    DEMO OR STFU
    Offtopic
    Flamebait
    Redundant
    Factually Challenged
    Preposterously Irrational Arguments
    Blindingly Obvious Logical Fallacies
    Absurd Misconstrual of Scientific Principles or Evidence
    Amazing Conspiracy Theory Bro
    Racist Ignoramus

Offline {TNP}Dukie

  • Carpal Tunnel Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 1570
    • View Profile
    • http://dukieskinz.homestead.com/dukiesfront.html
  • Rated:
Re: dial-up
« Reply #106 on: May 25, 2009, 05:31:12 AM »
I was there on Mplayer then too, Focalor.
The only difference is in 2000 i bought a new computer that I still play Q2 on and I'm still on dial-up :)
  • Insightful
    Informative
    Funny
    Nice Job / Good Work
    Rock On
    Flawless Logic
    Well-Reasoned Argument and/or Conclusion
    Demonstrates Exceptional Knowlege of the Game
    Appears Not to Comprehend Game Fundamentals
    Frag of the Week
    Frag Hall of Fame
    Jump of the Week
    Jump Hall of Fame
    Best Solution
    Wins The Internet
    Whoosh! You done missed the joke thar Cletus!
    Obvious Troll Is Obvious
    DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
    DEMO OR STFU
    Offtopic
    Flamebait
    Redundant
    Factually Challenged
    Preposterously Irrational Arguments
    Blindingly Obvious Logical Fallacies
    Absurd Misconstrual of Scientific Principles or Evidence
    Amazing Conspiracy Theory Bro
    Racist Ignoramus
"To see me, you must download my skin!"
"To see me, you must download my skin!"

[img]http://banners.wunderground.com/weathersticker/gizmotimetemp_both/language/

 

El Box de Shoutamente

Last 10 Shouts:

Costigan_Q2

November 11, 2024, 06:41:06 AM
"Stay cozy folks.

Everything is gonna be fine."

There'll be no excuses for having TDS after January 20th, there'll be no excuses AT ALL!!!
 

|iR|Focalor

November 06, 2024, 03:28:50 AM
 

RailWolf

November 05, 2024, 03:13:44 PM
Nice :)

Tom Servo

November 04, 2024, 05:05:24 PM
The Joe Rogan Experience episode 223 that dropped a couple hours ago with Musk, they're talking about Quake lol.

Costigan_Q2

November 04, 2024, 03:37:55 PM
Stay cozy folks.

Everything is gonna be fine.
 

|iR|Focalor

October 31, 2024, 08:56:37 PM

Costigan_Q2

October 17, 2024, 06:31:53 PM
Not activated your account yet?

Activate it now! join in the fun!

Tom Servo

October 11, 2024, 03:35:36 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA
 

|iR|Focalor

October 10, 2024, 12:19:41 PM
I don't worship the devil. Jesus is Lord, friend. He died for your sins. He will forgive you if you just ask.
 

rikwad

October 09, 2024, 07:57:21 PM
Sorry, I couldn't resist my inner asshole.

Show 50 latest
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
November 22, 2024, 11:09:04 AM

Login with username, password and session length