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My joke
« on: May 08, 2008, 10:22:49 PM »
Ol' man Willis and his dog Roy where sittin on the porch one afternoon as the kids came by from getting out of school. The children always stopped and pet Roy and fed him left over lunch and what have ya. Well one afternoon this little boy named Max came walking down the side walk and Roy jumped up off the porch running to Max and started eatin his a@@ up. Ol' man Willis ran after Roy and grabbed him by the collar and pleaded to the young boy Max, "Are you ok? My god, Roy is never acted like this before, I do not know what got in to him, please forgive Roy and I!!!" Later that evening, Ole' man Willis and his next door nieghber where having a drink and Ole' man Willis spoke of Roy's attack on the boy. The nieghbor replied, "Roy needs to be taken to the vet and get Nudderd, he is gettin old and that will take the meaness out of him. " Ole' man Willis takes his nieghbors advice and Roy goes to the vet and everything was fine. A few days later Back on the porch,,, Here comes young Max walking up the sidewalk when all of the sudden, Roy jumps up and flies for the boy. Ole' man Willis grabs Roy and Replies, "Lord, I am so sorry, I don't know whats gotten into Roy, I took him to the vet and had him nudderd!!!" Young Max looks at Ole' man Willis with a confused look on his face and screams, "Took him to the vet and had his nuts cut????? You should have taken him to the damn dentist and had his teeth pulled because I knew he didn't want to f@#K when he come off the porch. :D

 

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May 21, 2019, 04:07:06 AM
Foc - where are you.
 

quadz

May 18, 2019, 10:21:55 PM
Thanks, yes, system crashed; unknown reason.

Hopefully everything is restarted now.
 

NIN-IceFox

May 18, 2019, 08:56:59 PM
Some servers seem down currently Quadz, don't know if it's just a hiccup that'll fix itself, maintenance or what, but just in case, I mention it.
 

NoBugsOnMe

May 13, 2019, 09:44:19 PM
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quadz

May 10, 2019, 08:27:35 PM
It's always been that if you mymap and disconnect before the map goes live, it's deleted from the queue.

Occasinally, someone will stick around until their map loads, and THEN disconnect, which is not appreciated. (Currently the only recourse is a full mute, as there's no provision for blocking just mymap usage.)

At least these days, the chosen map has to be roughly compatible with the number of players active on the server. (No more mapping sewer64 on a 3-player server; etc.)

Punk_FAS

May 10, 2019, 08:22:02 AM
Any way to prevent people from trolling with mymap? By that I mean they join the server, mymap a map, then immediately discconnect, forcing whoever's playing to play a map that nobody there necessarily wanted to play in the first place. Maybe have it check to see if the player who issued the command
 

R. Hayabusa

May 07, 2019, 10:16:25 PM
it's tradition to play vanila and listen to something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOSsvue9DM0&t=243s

Punk_FAS

May 07, 2019, 07:44:28 PM
Seems like that did the trick, quadz. I'm sure everyone is happy to have their lower pings back :) Thanks!

0rbisson

May 06, 2019, 08:23:50 PM
Yes it appears to be normal. thanks
 

quadz

May 06, 2019, 01:44:21 PM
OK, they made a routing change that appears to have resolved the issue I was seeing here.

Everyone else's pings back to normal?

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