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Re: The Official 2018-2019 Season Football Thread
« Reply #135 on: January 20, 2019, 07:41:55 PM »
Focalor's prediction was lame enough to imagine, but now it's the team who got to the Superbowl on a no call vs the team who picked heads in OT as well.

 :raincloud:

I know. It's fucking awesome, isn't it. :D

If you didn't stop watching NFL because of the "taking a knee" bullshit, you can stop watching it because it's so fucking predictable.
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Re: The Official 2018-2019 Season Football Thread
« Reply #136 on: January 20, 2019, 08:54:03 PM »
First of all - Damn you and your devil Foc  :grrrr: :raincloud:

Saints did get screwed on missed pass interference call.

Even thou NE got a the BS roughing the passer call against KC, KC still could have won if they would not of lined up off-sides on the play when KC got their 3rd INT.  :dohdohdoh:
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Re: The Official 2018-2019 Season Football Thread
« Reply #137 on: January 21, 2019, 01:53:28 PM »
The no call for the saints was REALLY bad. I don't know how the refs even made it out of the stadium.

The other game was just standard nfl BS coupled with the sudden death rules. Of course no one wanted New England to win but with some luck they did. The rams game was way more frustrating, not to mention that new Orleans had a better chance against kc or NE than the Rams. Superbowl got super gay.
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Re: The Official 2018-2019 Season Football Thread
« Reply #139 on: January 23, 2019, 11:28:05 PM »
Fuck everything  :raincloud:
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Re: The Official 2018-2019 Season Football Thread
« Reply #140 on: February 02, 2019, 03:17:50 AM »
The devil told me the Rams will lose to the Patriots in the Superbowl.

Already made my prediction and I stand by it. It will happen. I don't want it to happen... but it will. If it doesn't happen, I'll be thrilled. But let's be real... it's gonna happen. Like they say: Hope in one hand and shit in the other - see which one fills up first.

Yes, the Superbowl will be in Atlanta. No, I will not be AT the game. FUuuuuuuUUUUUuuuUUUUuck that. Have you seen ticket prices? Not to mention,... I've seen the feds scanning the city in helicopters for radioactive material trying to find possible dirty bombs, etc. I don't think they'd be doing all that unless they had a reason to suspect something.

Dear terrorists,

Please don't. Because if you do, then we'll have to hear about moments of silence and dramatic stories of "first responders" (a word that was never used before 2001) and touching memorials to the "fallen victims", etc. And I don't wanna do that. I just wanna watch the fuckin' game. Is that alright? Please?

But no, I'm not gonna be at the game. I know a couple people who actually finagled their way into possession of some tickets that they could easily hock for 5 grand each, but they're actually gonna GO. Pfft. Not me. I'd sell those fuckers. I can do way cooler shit with 5 grand than see a superbowl between...

...the team who got to the Superbowl on a no call vs the team who picked heads in OT...

 :lolsign:

Nah, I'm gonna sit home and drink a couple beers while woofing down some of my cheddar, salsa, and cream cheese tortilla rollups. It's like tradition in my house. I spend hours making MOUNTAINS of these fuckin' things and then eat on them for a week or two afterwards until my asshole becomes a Philly cheese and hot sauce dispenser. :D
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Re: The Official 2018-2019 Season Football Thread
« Reply #141 on: February 03, 2019, 03:39:31 AM »
I don't blame you. I wouldn't go to it even if it was 30 minutes away. 5 minutes I'd probably have to. The "organic" wings were on special at food lion yesterday so I bought 2 packs. 4 bucks each and the date is Feb 9th. I'm letting them soak in East Carolina barbeque sauce.

In the past few years we all thought Carolina, Atlanta, and Philly to an extent would make it to the Superbowl if not win it all. That isn't the case this time so it's smart to go with the Patriots. I'll be happy if they lose too. Hell, I'll be happy if the game is more entertaining than the commercials.
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Re: The Official 2018-2019 Season Football Thread
« Reply #142 on: February 03, 2019, 05:57:50 AM »
I'm sure I'll watch the game, even thou part of me doesn't want to.
All I need is hours of the commentators hanging off Brady's jock strap.
Philly surprised everyone last year, so that gives me some hope.
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Re: The Official 2018-2019 Season Football Thread
« Reply #143 on: February 03, 2019, 06:41:24 PM »
I'm writing this directly after New England made it 10-3. I'm conflicted with deciding whether to keep watching. I unfortunately took a 2 hour nap today and I never do that. So here I am watching a game I don't care about at all. Romo annoys me at times, but he also helps me keep my sanity with what I'm watching as well. He's a good commentator.

Rams are about to come back and win it probably. All the forest fires and California going down the shitter in general, the win has probably been arranged for them.
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« Reply #144 on: February 03, 2019, 07:37:06 PM »
Man. Typical. I guess California would've remained a shit hole win or lose and it wasn't enough to combat bellechick/Brady. Sorry quadz.
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Re: The Official 2018-2019 Season Football Thread
« Reply #145 on: February 03, 2019, 10:17:28 PM »
I guess California would've remained a shit hole win or lose and it wasn't enough to combat bellechick/Brady. Sorry quadz.

Haha. 156k square miles. Not all of it is streets land-mined with poop and needles.


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Re: The Official 2018-2019 Season Football Thread
« Reply #146 on: February 04, 2019, 05:22:48 AM »
Tony Romo finally made it to the SB and this time he did not fumble it away.

Romo did pretty good calling a overall boring game.  At the end Romo was starting the Brady love fest, so I had to turn it off.
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« Reply #147 on: February 04, 2019, 05:36:47 AM »
Yup. I thought they same thing after. He really started loving Brady there. This is over the top too but more accurate as to who to praise:

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2819190-signature-win-for-bill-belichick-shows-whos-really-at-the-heart-of-pats-dynasty?fbclid=IwAR0zdf3yR4xN8qT_5ZyfXWIqUsk3WAvQFNeTdy-PWxpdk_ksrLMP0XbKZQw

As for my comments about California it was something funny i had to share. I got that story from my father in law. He was 100% convinced that the Superbowl had been rigged for LA to win. He also believes that cam Newton was paid off to rig the Superbowl a few years ago, lol. AND, he's a Patriots fan. But California has certainly changed. Going from leading the country in the progressive movement and several other things to being a haven for the craziest lefties with doo doo and the needles in the streets. At least Napa valley is nice ;)
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« Reply #148 on: March 25, 2019, 05:29:59 PM »
Two Georgia players arrested after bar fight - http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/26357116/two-georgia-players-arrested-bar-fight

UF won't be far behind  :raincloud:
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