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Re: Owning 2dum thread
« Reply #30 on: October 28, 2015, 12:06:15 AM »
Some say 2d is the best of all time.. Just sayin'
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Re: Owning 2dum thread
« Reply #31 on: October 28, 2015, 07:48:45 AM »
Some say that Obama is the antichrist as well. Although there's a better chance of that being true than 2dum being the greatest.
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Re: Owning 2dum thread
« Reply #32 on: October 29, 2015, 03:28:36 PM »
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Re: Owning 2dum thread
« Reply #33 on: October 29, 2015, 04:38:10 PM »
Some say 2d is the best of all time.. Just sayin'

Someone other than 2dum  :lolsign:
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Re: Owning 2dum thread
« Reply #34 on: October 29, 2015, 05:50:06 PM »
ROFL!!!!


Serial Pest, do not let them trick you!!!

Muhammad Ali lost some matches, but nonetheless he is the greatest of all time!!

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[14:05] <MoIOM|haunted> I challenged 2dum to a .....match.....
[14:06] <MoIOM|haunted> he beat me 4-3, although i blew myself up twice :>
[23:04] <[2d> i can now die in peace ROFL!

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Re: Owning 2dum thread
« Reply #35 on: October 29, 2015, 06:37:35 PM »
Here is 2dum's tourney stats from last month  :lolsign:

2dum.king's kill/death ratio: -13.00

2dum.king's frags: 0 (5 frags minus 5 suicides)
            total: total(5) rl(5)
          naymlis: total(3) rl(3)
    theloneranger: total(2) rl(2)

2dum.king's highstreak: total(2) -> naymlis(rl), naymlis(rl)

2dum.king's suicides: total(5) rl(3) grenade(1) cratered(1)

2dum.king's deaths:
            total: total(65) cg(20) rl(20) gl(9) rg(7) hb(6) ssg(3)
          naymlis: total(61) cg(20) rl(18) gl(9) hb(6) rg(5) ssg(3)
          Higgins: total(2) rl(2)
  Monster ** team kill **: total(1) rg(1)
    theloneranger: total(1) rg(1)
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Re: Owning 2dum thread
« Reply #36 on: October 29, 2015, 07:01:31 PM »
2dum.king's highstreak: total(2) -> naymlis(rl), naymlis(rl)

The only line that matters!!
FRAGGED NAYMLIS LOL!!!
GTFO!!!
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[14:05] <MoIOM|haunted> I challenged 2dum to a .....match.....
[14:06] <MoIOM|haunted> he beat me 4-3, although i blew myself up twice :>
[23:04] <[2d> i can now die in peace ROFL!

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Re: Owning 2dum thread
« Reply #37 on: October 30, 2015, 11:45:08 AM »
His mother must've mashed his soft spot in and used it as an ashtray when he was a baby.
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Re: Owning 2dum thread
« Reply #38 on: November 24, 2015, 10:11:36 PM »
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Re: Owning 2dum thread
« Reply #39 on: November 24, 2015, 11:06:07 PM »
Some say that Obama is the antichrist as well.

They don't call him the antichrist... but what they do call him does have an N and an I in it. :shifteyes:

But if you take offense to it, just mention to those same people that W Bush couldn't whack Bin Laden in 8 years in office... but Obama did. They ain't really got shit to say in response to that. ;D
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Re: Owning 2dum thread
« Reply #40 on: November 25, 2015, 04:34:27 AM »
That screenshot must be a fake. It shows splinter losing, and we all know he never loses.

NEVER.

Splinter pretends like he never loses but if that was the case then I wouldn't remember him so much for his whining. Anytime he dies he always spams "wtf" and he often says something negative when he loses a map. Apparently to him this isn't whining. lol @ salty FFA tryhards.

Anyway, I was pretty close to /ignore that guy, but I just don't read the chat anymore on dm because people tend to be bitter by spitting out insults and make accusations about hacks when they don't win.
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Re: Owning 2dum thread
« Reply #41 on: November 26, 2015, 06:08:15 PM »
ROFL

Alpha you jackass, why not post the round where i won by 15  U MULE!!!

I AM THE KING!!!!!!!!!! LMAO I DESERVE A STATUE IN THE CENTER OF EDGE IN MY HONOR!! AND ALPHAS GRAVE CAN BE UNDERNEATH!

 :headbang: HALL OF FAME BABY!!!!! :righteous:

In other news:

CALVIN JOHNSON 3 TOUCHDOWNS ON THANKSGIVING!!!! LOL!
CALVIN AND I ARE 2 GREAT TO HATE
BOW DOWN!!

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[14:05] <MoIOM|haunted> I challenged 2dum to a .....match.....
[14:06] <MoIOM|haunted> he beat me 4-3, although i blew myself up twice :>
[23:04] <[2d> i can now die in peace ROFL!

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Re: Owning 2dum thread
« Reply #42 on: November 26, 2015, 11:02:11 PM »

Alpha you jackass, why not post the round where i won by 15  U MULE!!!


It would be much easier to post the 15 maps where you lost.

Question:



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Live in denial.
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« Reply #43 on: November 27, 2015, 06:03:34 AM »
Alpha you jackass, why not post the round where i won by 15  U MULE!!!

Wouldn't it be easier to post where you beat Alpha by 15.

Don't say you don't record all of your games, because I know you care that much.
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