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Re: The Strange and Interesting Thread
« Reply #990 on: April 27, 2019, 06:30:26 AM »
She is using contaminated urine.  The urine must be sanitized and be within the usage date.
I would suggest that she purchase the urine from a high end supplier, to make sure she is using quality urine.
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Re: The Strange and Interesting Thread
« Reply #992 on: May 19, 2019, 01:29:53 AM »
When you talk to Ms. NC....... and she's stopping by the following day to pick up congratulatory mail mistakingly sent to us.
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Re: The Strange and Interesting Thread
« Reply #994 on: May 31, 2019, 05:01:44 AM »
Nebraska man sentenced for marrying, having sex with daughter
https://www.foxnews.com/us/nebraska-man-sentenced-to-2-years-for-marrying-having-sex-with-daughter

"Kershner reportedly told police that three years ago she had asked her mother who her father was and after her mom arranged a meeting they pursued a father-daughter relationship." 

Kershner reportedly told police her impetus for the relationship was a “jealous competition with her half-sister regarding who could have sex with their father.”

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« Reply #995 on: June 15, 2019, 07:59:28 AM »
Fitness models compete in 'booty slapping' contest at Russian bodybuilding event
https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/fitness-models-booty-slapping-contest-at-russian-bodybuilding  :lolsign:
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« Reply #996 on: June 16, 2019, 08:28:39 PM »
I live in this county - There are some crazy people around here.

Florida cops arrest man who said he stole pool floats to use for sex - https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-cops-arrest-man-stole-pool-floats-personal-sexual-pleasure
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« Reply #997 on: June 28, 2019, 07:36:10 PM »
An image that exquisitely blew my mind when I saw it, at 13 yrs. old, published in Byte magazine in 1984.

https://lucasmuseum.org/img/work/roadtopointreyes-large.jpg


At a time when almost no home computers could handle true 16-color graphics, this "picture was rendered using an Ikonas graphics processor and framebuffers,. It took about a month to execute mainly because it had to be executed by parts, the final resolution of the original image - 4096x4096, 24 bits per pixel - being far greater than that of our framebuffer."

Created by Pixar (Lucasfilm at the time) as a proof-of-concept of a computer generated scene achieving film resolution.

(This image has stuck with me ever since, but I didn't know the history of it till now.)


Additional details:

http://alvyray.com/Art/PtReyes.htm


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« Reply #998 on: July 02, 2019, 01:33:06 PM »
Announcing....the official Jeremey Prickles T-Shirt Shop!

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« Reply #999 on: July 04, 2019, 07:48:07 AM »
I ordered mine! Will have to post a pic when I get it. :bananaw00t:
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« Reply #1000 on: July 09, 2019, 09:12:42 PM »
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« Reply #1001 on: July 17, 2019, 05:11:49 AM »
Florida man allegedly cut off penis of wife’s lover with scissors
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-allegedly-cut-off-penis-of-wifes-lover-with-scissors-report
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« Reply #1002 on: July 20, 2019, 06:54:30 PM »
Interesting series of mini-documentaries: "Absolute Mad Lads"

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBXe9k4p6_tUI5AbzeBVc_w17LFi6pFDQ


One memorable episode (~ 10 minutes) "Roof Koreans"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Pwl4pvr300

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« Reply #1003 on: July 20, 2019, 10:42:53 PM »
Florida man allegedly cut off penis of wife’s lover with scissors
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-allegedly-cut-off-penis-of-wifes-lover-with-scissors-report

That's someone who is severely angry. That's determination. That someone who can soldier through some uncomfortable moments to achieve an objective. To do that, you gotta pull the guys pants down, pull his dick out for him, hold it in your hand (ew), then cut it off, then you're still holding it walking around with it, waving it to and fro like a.... like a DICK in your hand. :D

The comments are great too. So many of them:
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*Told people for years now, we need a mandatory scissors safety training course.

*Bet the neighbor won't do that again....

*Just hope the guy that did this doesn't decide to go "nuts" today.

*He is now eligible to join the democractic party and use any restroom.
(and similarly...)
*No worries. Genders just a social construct anyway

*Not the typical souvenir one gets in Florida.

*He drove away with it. But tossed it out the window where it bounced off a passing truck's windshield. The surprised passenger said,
"Did you see the DICK on that BUG?!?!?"

*Guys, always sleep on your stomach....

*No, that's not how you perform a vasectomy. (someone else replied thusly...) *The neighbor will be needing an addadictomy. (add a dick to me)
(and similarly...)
*He'll have to undergo the procedure called , "Attachadictomy"

(this guy couldn't come up with a good one-liner...)
*I got nothin . . . (and someone replied...) *Neither does the neighbor.

*I'm sure he'll be denied an arts and crafts pass in prison.

*Won't be long now.

*The neighbor got just a bit too cocky.

*I'm guessing the neighbor has severed his ties with the guys wife then...

*Not a felony crime.  Just a misdawiener.

*There should be a stiffer penalty.

*Flacid-Aggressive?

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« Reply #1004 on: July 21, 2019, 09:23:43 PM »
Some of the comments were  :bananaw00t:
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