Author Topic: The Strange and Interesting Thread (Read 346078 times)

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #885 on:** November 11, 2017, 06:51:00 AM »

Oklahoma woman who married mother after two 'hit it off' pleads guilty to incest
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/11/10/oklahoma-woman-who-married-mother-after-two-hit-it-off-pleads-guilty-to-incest.html

I thought this shit only happened in WV or KY

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #886 on:** November 13, 2017, 07:39:52 PM »

Sammy Sosa is trying to be Michael Jackson.
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2017/11/13/sammy-sosa-unrecognizable-in-tweets-showing-baseball-great-with-lightened-skin.html

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #887 on:** November 14, 2017, 02:23:04 AM »

I forget what the condition is called, but it causes white splotches on the skin all over a persons body. It usually tends to progressively cover the persons face and head first before other parts of the body. There is no cure for it. It eventually covers most of a persons entire body. Michael Jackson had the condition. And what some people who suffer from it opt to do is use a gradual skin bleaching cream that will whiten the area uniformly. That's what Michael Jackson did. He started having problems with white spots on his scalp and neck back before Thriller came out, and he used to use makeup to paint himself brown and cover the spots. In some old photos of performances, you can see where he's sweated off the makeup at his scalp line. So when it became too much to cover up with makeup without looking horrible, he opted to simply bleach his entire body white with that whitening cream shit.

So I suppose Sosa has the same shit. I don't blame anyone for going that route. If I were black and suffering from it, I'd probably do the same shit. If you've ever seen a black person with that condition who DOESN'T use the whitening cream, they look like a fucking burn victim from all the white blotches.

But MY GOD, look at the 3rd pic with that Peggy Bundy lookin' THING sitting next to him. They both look like plastic molded masks. He looks more like a somehow-even-gayer Liberace.

quadz · « **Reply #888 on:** November 16, 2017, 08:50:30 PM »

"Boston Dynamics is stepping up its game"

https://imgur.com/gallery/zzQv0NB

Watching it steady itself after the 180-about-face jump on the wall, I presume neural-net style machine learning is involved.

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #889 on:** November 23, 2017, 06:01:32 AM »

Philadelphia woman, 86, charged in armed bank robbery
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/11/23/philadelphia-woman-86-charged-in-armed-bank-robbery.html

quadz · « **Reply #890 on:** November 25, 2017, 10:19:35 AM »

30 YEARS AGO TODAY: The Story Behind America’s Creepiest Unsolved TV Hack

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It happened 30 years ago, on November 22, 1987, and lasted one minute and 22 seconds.

To this day, no one knows who did it.

At 11:15 p.m., the PBS affiliate WWTW in Chicago — Channel 11 for locals — was airing a Doctor Who episode titled “The Horror of Fang Rock.” Suddenly, the video cut out.

After a few seconds, a figure appeared — a man, wearing a Max Headroom rubber mask.

The figure flashed the finger at the camera, his middle finger covered in a rubber extension. He sang “your love is fading,” lyrics to “(I Know) I’m Losing You” by the Temptations. He hummed tunelessly. He muttered phrases from television shows. He screamed nonsense and then he began to moan.

After a moment, he paused to claim he had “made a giant masterpiece for all the greatest world newspaper nerds,” referencing WGN’s acronym and corporate parent the Chicago Tribune.

Then, he held up a glove, like the one popularized by Michael Jackson and exclaimed: “my brother is wearing the other one” before pulling it on and saying “But it’s dirty! It’s like you got bloodstains on it!”

The camera then cut to a shot of a man’s torso and partially exposed buttocks. The Max Headroom mask had been removed and was being held up to the camera. The rubber extension that had covered the figures finger was stuffed inside the mouth of the mask.

“They’re coming to get me!” the man screamed suddenly.

“Bend over, bitch,” a female voice responded. The man was then spanked repeatedly with a flyswatter as he screamed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqgeM6rWSkw

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|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #891 on:** December 01, 2017, 01:03:21 PM »

https://vimeo.com/244052622

What?

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #892 on:** December 02, 2017, 06:35:21 AM »

Shock as Amazon delivery woman defecates on customer’s front yard while dropping off package
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/12/01/surveillance-video-shows-amazon-contractor-defecating-in-gutter.html

I see this person as a model employee, someone who is dedicated to getting the job done on time.

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #893 on:** December 02, 2017, 06:42:51 PM »

Looks to me like she just took a piss. I don't see no shit.

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #894 on:** December 05, 2017, 06:51:25 PM »

Man captures record 17-foot python in Florida hunt - http://www.mynews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/cfn/2017/12/5/hunter_captures_17_f.html

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #895 on:** December 07, 2017, 04:16:59 PM »

Selfie used to catch man accused of shooting at Leesburg cop
http://www.mynews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/cfn/2017/12/7/leesburg_man_accused.html

The Dreaming Dragon · « **Reply #896 on:** December 18, 2017, 10:20:18 AM »

An old flash game where you are a psychiatrist trying to administer to abused stuffed animals...

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoGame/DieAnstalt

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #897 on:** December 18, 2017, 02:55:27 PM »

Wild brawl at Edison Mall in Fort Myers includes child in stroller
http://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/2017/12/18/brawl-edison-mall-fort-myers-includes-child-stroller/960266001/

While I do not agree with the comments made by the Sheriff's wife, most likely the Sheriff and his family will be the only people who will be negatively affected by what happened

Because "nobody seen nothin"

|iR|Focalor · « **Reply #898 on:** December 18, 2017, 10:24:49 PM »

(sweating profusely) No comment.

See, if I can do it, why can't she? Dumb cracker. Send her back to England.

Sgt. Dick · « **Reply #899 on:** December 20, 2017, 05:29:34 PM »

Colorado man arrested after offering weed for sheriff's SUV
http://www.mynews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/content/news/articles/ap/2017/12/20/Colorado_man_arrested_after_offering_weed_for_sheriff_s_SUV.html

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