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« on: July 03, 2010, 06:13:53 AM »
does anyone remeber that chinese bloke dung chow piing? his name sounds like a fucken ricochet. if he was living in irland his name would have been rick o'shea. could u imagine havin a mate named dung chow ping, you go oh dung meet me pal jack, jack goes fuck off dung your name sounds like shit
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Re: funny names
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2010, 06:44:42 AM »
I think Mike Litoris is a pretty funny name.
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Re: funny names
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2010, 07:09:36 AM »
Definitely just talked to a person whose name is pronounced Ben Cussin'

I also had a German teacher named Schultz
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« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2010, 07:39:13 AM »
Mike Hock?


list from Tube Bar prank calls....  I liked Phil Latio

    * Al Brakyonek (I'll break your neck)
    * Al Coholic (Alcoholic)
    * Al Depanzyu (I'll de-pants you)
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    * Al Rappu (I'll rap you, slang for "hit")
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    * Ben Dover (Bend over)
    * Bill Loni (Bologna)
    * Billy McGuire
    * Bob Wire (Barbed Wire)
    * Butchie Pantsdown (Put your pants down)
    * Clint Torres (Clitoris)
    * Cole Kutz (Cold cuts)
    * Connie Lingus (Cunnilingus)
    * Dick Hertz (Dick hurts)
    * Dick Yamada (Dick your mother)
    * Frank N. Stein (Frankenstein)
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    * Hugh Douche (You douche!)
    * Hugh Duct (You ducked)
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    * Joe Mama (Your mamma)
    * Joe Hardern (Your hardon)
    * Lou Kout (Look out!)
    * Mark Miewords (Mark my words)
    * Marty Cone (Maricón)
    * Mike Ocksmall (My cock's small)
    * Mike Ockhurts (My cock hurts)
    * Mike Hunt (My cunt)
    * Mike Unstinks (My cunt stinks)
    * Poncho Mouf (Punch your mouth)
    * Pepe Roni (Pepperoni)
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    * Phil Degrave (Fill the grave)
    * Phil Lacio (Fellatio)
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    * Stan DePain (Stand the pain)
    * Stu Peit (Stupid)
    * Tim Mara (Tomorrow)
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Re: funny names
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2010, 08:18:40 AM »
A couple of in game one's I can remember are Sir Ramic Hob, and from the original Quake a guy who played on the old Demon UK servers called Mustapha Crap.
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« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2010, 08:19:58 AM »
Mike Oxlong.  :bananaw00t:

Speaking of Dung Chow Ping...

There used to be a restaurant just northeast of Atlanta in the city of Chamblee called... Dung Chow Buffet. I shit you not.
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« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2010, 08:35:49 AM »
Frank Zappa named his kids Moon Unit and Dweezil. Figures...
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« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2010, 09:10:37 AM »
I once heard a story from someone about a black woman who named her daughter Shithead. Pronounced: Sheh-Theed.
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« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2010, 01:33:13 PM »
I think Mike Litoris is a pretty funny name.



:dohdohdoh:


(probably said that to the news crew as a joke? couldn't be his real name could it?)

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« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2010, 01:56:22 PM »
He looks like a older, chubbier Sigma (Sorry Bro)
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« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2010, 04:37:44 PM »
More like if Arm0r and I had a lovechild. *shrug
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« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2010, 05:00:31 PM »
prime minister of delhi is Sheila Dikshit (born 31 March 1938) has been the Chief Minister of Delhi since 1998. i didn't change it this is her actual fucken name lmao. go google it. she would have had a hard life growing up i bet
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« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2010, 02:08:09 AM »
A long time ago, my older brother was reading college applications to me in his office when he used to work as an admissions officer. And we came across a kid named "Willy Dong". Made me laugh hard. :lolsign:
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« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2010, 02:10:17 AM »
I almost forgot, I once had a classmate in high school named "Kevin Koondigger"  :P
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« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2010, 11:06:12 AM »
Capt. Dick Phillips - Captain of the Maersk Alabama who escaped from Somali pirates.  :lolsign:
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