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Re: Oh those wacky Nigerians!
« Reply #90 on: February 18, 2015, 12:01:55 PM »
A Nigerian scam to compensateme for those other Nigerian scammers,Chapter 2:

ECONOMIC & FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION (EFCC) FOREIGN OPERATIONS DEPT,

Attn: Beneficiary,

I am Mr. Ibrahim Lamorde the chairman of ECONOMIC & FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION
(EFCC).EFCC in alliance with Economic community of West African states (ECOWAS)
with head Office here in Nigeria/West Africa.

We have been working towards the eradication of fraudsters and scam Artists in
Western part of Africa With the help of United States Government and the United
Nations in conjunction with FBI INTERNATIONAL.

We have been able to track down so many of this scam artist in various parts of
west African countries which includes (NIGERIA, REPUBLIC OF BENIN, TOGO, GHANA
CAMEROUN AND SENEGAL e.t.c) and they are in our custody here in Lagos Nigeria.

The United Nation Anti-crime commission and the United State Government have
ordered the money recovered from these Scammers to be shared among 100 Lucky
people around the globe.

This email is being directed to you because your email address was found in one
of the scam Artists file and computer hard disk in our custody here in Nigeria
and with the information gardered from this Scam artist, we notice that you have
been scammed of so much of your hard earn money and have decided to compensate
you with this fund to recover the lost of your funds.

You are therefore being compensated with the total sum $2.5 Million Dollars to
be transfered to you personally through an online banking system through our
global banking system. We have also arrested all these scam artist who claim
that they are Barristers,Bank officials,Lottery Agents who has money for you or
want you to be the next of kin of such funds which does not exist.

Since your name appeared among the lucky beneficiaries who will receive a
compensation of US$2.5 Million, we have made arrangement to register an Online
Banking account through our Global Banking system, where you will have full
access to your Online Banking Account to transfer your fund personally to your
Private Bank Account at your convenient hours daily.

Feel free to contact your appointed processing officer MR JONATHAN SMITH, The
online Banking account system is made much easier for you to transfer your fund
to your private Bank Account personally and instalmetally, with a maximum
transfer of $100,000usd daily until your total fund of $2.5million is completely
paid to you.

So you are advice to contact, your processing officer MR JONATHAN SMITH, with a
re-confirmation of your information’s required for verification below.

1)YOUR FULL NAME.
2)YOUR FULL ADDRESS/ COUNTRY.
3)YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER.
4)YOUR IDENTITY.
5) NEXT OF KIN
6) OCCUPATION

CONTACT PERSON: MR JONATHAN SMITH.
CONTACT EMAIL ADDRESS: jonathan_smith23six@yahoo.co.jp
CONTACT TELEPHONE: +234-8187741595.

Contact MR JONATHAN SMITH, with the above information required for verification
to enable him start the processing of your Online Banking Account Registration.`

We guarantee you 100% safety and wish you the best of luck.

Best Regards,
Mr. Ibrahim Lamorde
CHAIRMAN ECONOMIC & FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION
(EFCC) FOREIGN OPERATIONS DEPT,

(And a testimony from someone complaining about such scams...trying to scam me!)


Attn: My Dear,
 
I am Mrs Connie Dutton, I am a US citizen, 51 years Old. I reside here in Silver Springs Florida. My residential address is as follows. 7008 E Hwy 326 Silver Springs Florida 34488, United States, am thinking of relocating since I am now rich. I am one of those that took part in the Compensation in Nigeria many years ago and they refused to pay me, I had paid over US$20,000 while in the US, trying to get my payment all to no avail.
 
So I decided to travel down to Nigeria with all my compensation documents, And I was directed to meet Barrister George Alex, who is the member of COMPENSATION AWARD COMMITTEE, and I contacted him and he explained everything to me. He said whoever is contacting us through emails are fake.
 
He took me to the paying bank for the claim of my Compensation payment. Right now I am the most happiest woman on earth because I have received my compensation funds of $1.5 Million US Dollars Moreover, Barrister George Alex, showed me the full information of those that are yet to receive their payments and I saw your email address as one of the beneficiaries, that is why I decided to email you to stop dealing with those people, they are not with your fund, they are only making money out of you. I will advise you to contact Barrister George Alex.
 
You have to contact him directly on this information below.
 
COMPENSATION AWARD HOUSE
Name : Barrister George Alex(Esq)
Email: barrister.georgeal@qq.com
Direct Telephone: +234-909-945-9593
 
You really have to stop dealing with those people that are contacting you and telling you that your fund is with them, it is not in anyway with them, they are only taking advantage of you and they will dry you up until you have nothing.
 
The only money I paid after I met Barrister George Alex was just US$570 for the paper works, take note of that.
 
As soon as you contact him he will send you the payment information which you are to use in sending the payment to him in order for him to obtain the document from the court of law there in Nigeria so that your fund can be transfer to you without any delay just the way mine was being transfer to me.
 
Send him the following details if you know you are ready to have your FUNDS so that as soon as he receive your information he will send to you the payment details for sending him the $570USD that is needed for him to get the document that is needed to make the transfer a successful one and that is that only payment i made to Barrister George Alex and he help me in the
transferring of my FUNDS and i most say that you have to contact him so that he will help you the way he help me to Get my FUNDS without any further payment.
 
Fill Out the information to him if you are ready to get your FUNDS
 
Your Full Name:...............
Direct Phone:....................
Country.................
Occupation:.....................
Gender:.........
Age:..............
 
Once again stop contacting those people, I will advise you to contact Barrister George Alex so that he can help you to Deliver your fund instead of dealing with those liars that will be turning you around asking for different kind of money to complete your transaction.
 
Thank You and Be Blessed.
 
Mrs Connie Dutton.
7008 E Hwy 326 Silver Springs
Florida 34488, United States
 
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Re: Oh those wacky Nigerians!
« Reply #91 on: March 18, 2015, 08:32:54 PM »
Those Nigerian Email Scammers Do Make it So Obvious Like Screaming " YOU MUST BE A DUMB SUCKER TO FALL FOR THIS YOU NIEVE OLD HALF BLIND HAG HOPEFULLY!"  OR SOME unknowingly from there Bad English From Nigerian Clicks and Popping Sounds LANGAUGE LMFAO RACIST JOKE LIKE THIS BLACK AFRO DUDE  :afro: GET IT AFRO like fried chicken to lure a black guy ahahah sterotypical Racism gotta HATE IT! Grrr! lol!!           
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« Reply #92 on: March 19, 2015, 01:25:56 AM »
I'll sell you 4 ounces of dope for 100 dollars. Just give me your credit card number and expiration date.
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« Reply #93 on: March 19, 2015, 06:13:43 PM »
 ^ LOL WE GOT A NIGERIAN SCAMMER IN THE FUCKING THREAD. ^
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« Reply #94 on: March 21, 2015, 09:24:02 AM »
Speaking of scams... I seem to remember posting something about a class-action lawsuit against Nutella, although I can't for the life of me find the post where I mentioned it. Maybe I didn't post anything. Now that I think about it, I probably just mentioned it to people on IRC to tip them off to an easy way to get some free money. Cuz I'm a nice guy like that.

Anyway, there was a lawsuit against Nutella a good while back, maybe a year, two or three ago, where the plaintiff (or whatever) was saying that Nutella was advertising itself as if it were a "healthy" snack or breakfast spread. And the whole thing was pretty frivolous and stupid. Anyone with common sense is gonna know that it's NOT exactly health food. It's basically a hazelnut truffle spread (about as "healthy" as pouring Hersheys chocolate syrup on some toast), I dunno, I don't eat the shit. But I went to the site to join in on the settlement, filled out my info, and claimed that I had bought 4 jars of the stuff (the maximum amount). For a while I was wondering if maybe I'd get a letter from someone asking me to provide receipts to prove I purchased any,... which I never had, hehe. But a couple years later... I finally get my fucking check in the mail today! A whole whopping 7 dollars and 15 cents! I'M RICH! :D Yeah, 7 bucks, so what. But hey, free money is free money, I'll take it! I honestly had forgotten all about it and thought I had probably signed up too late to be eligible for any of the money. But lo and behold, it finally arrived at my mailbox today. I laughed my balls off for a good 2 minutes straight when I saw it.

Thanks Nutella! :lolsign:
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« Reply #95 on: November 21, 2015, 10:14:22 AM »


Hmm. Sounds legit. I mean... I'd totally "reagrd" this as legit. SURE! WHERE DO I SIGN!?!
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« Reply #96 on: November 22, 2015, 06:07:07 PM »


I'd call it legit,if they were loaning Crystal Meth!

Hmm. Sounds legit. I mean... I'd totally "reagrd" this as legit. SURE! WHERE DO I SIGN!?!
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