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Messages - Waffle Whiffer

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Skins, Models and Maps / Re: Uploaded spawnpad player model
« on: April 01, 2011, 01:04:52 PM »
Spawn pad model vs. box model in map full of pads and boxes would be interesting.  :lolsign:

Outdoor Activities / Re: Be back in May! :D
« on: March 07, 2011, 07:51:47 AM »
Bring me back something nice. Not too expensive.   :evilgrin: And be fn careful!

Religion, and the Changing Moral Zeitgeist / Re: Why I'm an Atheist
« on: February 09, 2011, 11:54:28 AM »
that's all conjecture at this stage - although Quadz et al may like to argue otherwise, since they have all the facts.

Yeah, imagine how different this thread might be, if these facts were somehow available to everyone, instead of hoarded by a select few!

If only there were some way--I don't know, some kind of technology--by which you could also gain access to this information.

Not a big truck per se, but, maybe a series of some fashioning. . . . Oh well, it's a pipe dream I guess. 


hahahahahahahahahhaaha Now that's funny! :lolsign:

/dev/random / Re: Got a Pet? Show'em off here!
« on: February 01, 2011, 07:21:41 AM »
Got a new collie puppy named Cali.

/dev/random / Re: What do you do...
« on: December 20, 2010, 11:41:37 AM »
It happened to me twice. Each time I was out of work for about 6 months, then got a job better then the last. Kick back, send out the resumes and enjoy the unemployment checks. It'll work out. I never had to go to my backup plan (marry a rich widow / divorcee). My wife never liked that plan anyway.  :beer:

Quake / Re: What is a Faderjok?
« on: December 06, 2010, 07:50:56 AM »
He has won games with only the blaster, and he didn't fire it.
He once played single-player... at the Playboy Mansion.
He doesn't goto tourney, tourney goes to him.
He is, the least interesting man in the world.

FaderJok: "I don't often play quake2, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis."

Stay thirsty, my friend.

 :lolsign: :lolsign: :lolsign: :lolsign:

Quake / Re: What is a Faderjok?
« on: December 01, 2010, 09:47:13 AM »
I think it fades jocks so ya can't see them that good.

Quake / Re: What is a Faderjok?
« on: December 01, 2010, 09:17:15 AM »
So does a fader like fade things?  :badgrin: :evilgrin:

/dev/random / Re: The last movie you saw....
« on: November 19, 2010, 07:39:45 AM »
That guy is great on Eastbound & Down on HBO.

/dev/random / Re: Whatcha listening to?
« on: November 19, 2010, 07:26:46 AM »
JOE BONAMASSA!   :rockon:

/dev/random / Re: What ringtone do you use?
« on: November 09, 2010, 10:03:50 AM »
This is my favorite.  :lolsign:

Skins, Models and Maps / Re: mire poix
« on: September 23, 2010, 07:58:24 AM »
Don't forget the still!  :evilgrin:

/dev/random / Re: Whatcha Look Like?
« on: September 10, 2010, 08:11:38 AM »
Escher, you need to come out of the bathroom.  :lolsign:

Jokes / Re: JOKES
« on: September 02, 2010, 06:22:50 AM »
Dan dies and goes to Hell where he is greeted by the devil:
Devil: Hey, why are you bumming out?

Dan: If you died and went to Hell, you''d be bumming out too.

Devil: Hell isn''t what you think it is. It's fun down here. Say, do you drink?

Dan: Sure, I love to drink. Why?

Devil: Well, you''re gonna love Mondays then. Because on Mondays, all we do here is drink. Hell, we have whiskey, tiquila, rum, vodka, all the booze you want to drink. We drink til we puke then we drink more.

Dan: Ah, that sounds great.

Devil: Do you smoke?

Dan: Damn right I do.

Devil: Cool! You''re gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world. Smoke all you want. You don''t have to worry about getting cancer because you''re already dead anyways.

Dan: No shit!

Devil: You like gambling?

Dan: Hell yeah!

Devil: Great! On Wednesdays, we have gambling night here in Hell. We have slot machines, roulette, craps, black jack, horse racing, you name it, we got it, and we just recently opened up a new pai gow poker table.

Dan: Hmmmmmmmmmmm, I never played pai gow poker before.

Devil: Now you can. You like to get stoned?

Dan: I love getting stoned! You mean...

Devil: That''s right man, because on Thursdays, it''s stoner night here in Hell! Help yourself to a huge bowl of crack, smoke a joint the size of a nuclear sub, do all the drugs you want and you don''t have to worry about overdosing because you''re already dead anyhow.

Dan: Awesome! I never thought Hell was one swinging place!

Devil: Are you gay?

Dan: Uh, no.

Devil: Oooh, you''re gonna hate Fridays!

Skins, Models and Maps / Re: porcine skin
« on: August 16, 2010, 11:09:48 AM »
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH BOY! I can't wait for "Farm Animal Night" on Tastyspleen!  :bananaw00t:

Is there a farm map?

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