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Jokes / Re: JOKES
« on: December 16, 2009, 09:38:37 AM »
Quadz has a party to celebrate the end of Focalor’s wait on death row. Muleskinner comes staggering out of the bathroom and slurs “hey Quadzzz where did ya get the green toilet paper that says “fuck you”? Quadz says: I don’t have green toilet paper that says fuck you. Mule says “oh shit, I think I just wiped my ass with your parrot.”
 :evilgrin:

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xatrix / Re: NEW xatrix server TGXATRIX
« on: November 25, 2009, 07:41:16 AM »
Is it cow friendly?  :bigshades:

P.S. Don't tell Capt. America  :grinelectric:

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Quake / Re: Help us choose the 1st ever tastyspleen t-shirt !
« on: November 20, 2009, 08:59:07 AM »
 :yessign: I like #1 the best. But if you made all 3 i'd get 1 of each.  :beer:

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Quake / Re: SillyBilly Saying Howdy!!!!
« on: November 18, 2009, 01:17:17 PM »
Welcome home!  :bigshades:

P.S.  I know you didn't put out. That's why they were always on my ass! MOOOOOOOOO!  :evilgrin:

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/dev/random / Re: im drunk
« on: October 26, 2009, 07:20:15 AM »


Party on, Garth.

I just bought some. Will test this weekend.  :beer:

Note: It works to prevent hangovers, NOT alcohol poisoning. ;)

I drank about 1.5 bottles of red wine Saturday night. Which, for me, is a 100% guaranteed headache the next morning. I took 2 Chasers with my 1st drink. I woke up Sunday morning, NO HEADACHE! Now I just have to test with beer + shots, scotch and vodka. Foc, you are the devil!  :badgrin:

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/dev/random / Re: im drunk
« on: October 23, 2009, 12:19:26 PM »


Party on, Garth.

I just bought some. Will test this weekend.  :beer:

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tastyspleen.net / Re: Bad Ping since few days
« on: October 14, 2009, 01:49:10 PM »
I knew it was a mule.

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tastyspleen.net / Re: Bad Ping since few days
« on: October 12, 2009, 11:50:36 AM »
I guess the cows getting sainthood isn't as crazy as Obama getting a Nobel.  :evilgrin:  :lolsign:

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/dev/random / Re: EPIC....
« on: September 28, 2009, 10:37:07 AM »
American Microbreweries make some of the best beer in the world. And their packed with natural goodness. They just cost too damn much.   :grrrr:

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Politics / Re: another terrorist attack
« on: September 25, 2009, 07:19:56 AM »
clenching pressure trigger.  It is the newest in new in anal triggering technology.  Years of hard labor and toil in testing and engineering.


Ah yes. The "rectal switch". I saw the original schematics. It's inserted in the rectum with the ignition button pushed down. When you fart, it widens the rectum releasing the button and walla. This is also why there are no gays in the middle east. They kept blowing themselves up before they reached the target.

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tastyspleen.net / Re: "lawsuit is pending"
« on: September 24, 2009, 12:55:48 PM »
Hell no, it's still "pending". A convenient term that alleviates the need to provide a specific date. When will Jesus return? The date is "pending". :badgrin:

He's HERE! Look busy!

HIDE THE PORN!!!

Porn is one of the best ways to admire God's work.  :badgrin:

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tastyspleen.net / Re: "lawsuit is pending"
« on: September 24, 2009, 08:53:57 AM »
Hell no, it's still "pending". A convenient term that alleviates the need to provide a specific date. When will Jesus return? The date is "pending". :badgrin:

He's HERE! Look busy!

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/dev/random / Re: t-shirt sizes poll
« on: September 23, 2009, 10:07:59 AM »
i'd want one for my wife too so the TS logo is across her boobs.   :headbang:

How about on the girls shirts "TASTY" across the front boob area and "Spleen" down around the spleen area or on the back.  hehehe

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/dev/random / Re: t-shirt sizes poll
« on: September 23, 2009, 08:09:31 AM »
:yessign: I'll take a few in assorted sizes. Black T-shirts r my favorite.  :yessign:

black with white spots i bet.

Yes, that would be nice. But if there are enough cows on the original t-shirt design it may be overkill.  LOL

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