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/dev/random / Re: Horrifyingly bad movies 
Wins The Internet
on April 13, 2017, 03:44:40 AM by yahoo
You can take the mask off now. We all know it's you.
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Wins The Internet
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Jokes / Re: Funny Pictures  Informative
on April 09, 2017, 08:41:15 PM by yahoo
This might belong in the "Hot Bitches" thread. After all, what kid didn't get a chubby over Julie Andrews as Mary Poppins in the 60's. Or... maybe that was just me.
 Anyway.This is ABSOLUTELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK! NOT SAFE FOR WORK! IT'S NOT SAFE FOR WORK! AGAIN, I SAY, UNLESS YOU WORK AT A PORN STUDIO, THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK! CONTAINS FELLATIO! If you don't know what "fellatio" is... you probably shouldn't google it to find out, because god knows those results won't be safe for work either. Anyway, I was hunting around for a Mary Poppins slow clap gif and happened upon this terrific celeb fakie that made me LOL. NOT SAFE FOR WORK! NOT SAFE FOR WORK! NOT SAFE FOR WORK! NSFW!---> http://focalor.tastyspleen.net/porn/mary_poppins.jpg <---NSFW! NOT SAFE FOR WORK!! NOT SAFE FOR WORK!! NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!
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art, music, etc. / Re: Obscure Music Videos  Funny
on February 19, 2017, 12:18:29 AM by yahoo
Bryan Adams singing Smoke On the Water? BAH! SINNER! He should be stoned to death in the town square for such effrontery.
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/dev/random / Re: The last movie you saw.... Informative
on August 20, 2016, 09:05:32 AM by yahoo
Sausage Party
Yahoo posted a link to the trailer a few posts ago. The trailer is actually every bit as good as the movie. No, really, the trailer is AS GOOD AS the movie. Do yourself a favor and just watch the trailer, because the full movie is pretty stupid and a waste of time. If you've seen the trailer, you've pretty much seen the whole movie. What a ripoff.
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/dev/random / Re: The last movie you saw....  Nice Job / Good Work
on August 05, 2016, 03:59:49 AM by yahoo
10 Cloverfield Lane
If you haven't seen this movie yet, but you think you might want to, then maybe stop reading now. Because there's really no way I can get this rant off without spoiling it. What the fuck did I just watch? I dunno if it was good or not. No, seriously, I fucking DO NOT. The acting was good I suppose. The plot/story held together well enough I suppose. But by the time it's over and I'm reflecting on it, I still somehow feel screwed over and duped by what I think was some lazy and/or drunken screenplay writing. It's like they couldn't decide if they wanted to make a horror movie about a deranged serial killer, or a movie about a doomsday apocalypse scenario, or maybe a zombie movie, or maybe a sci-fi alien movie. So instead of just picking one, they fuckin' did ALL of it and just drunkenly puzzle-pieced it together in a somewhat coherent fashion. I mean holy shit. I honestly don't KNOW if it was a good movie. It held my attention, I didn't wanna holler "This sucks!" and turn it off. I wanted to see how it ended. And when a movie has enough good suspense and mystery to make you say that, you're usually rewarded at the end with a great "twist" that defies what you've been thinking all along was going to happen. But this movie doesn't do that. What you thought was too fucking retarded to happen is precisely what happens. You're like, "No. That'd be way too easy. So there's NO WAY that's gonna happen." And then... IT FUCKING HAPPENS. Like I said, it wasn't a terrible movie, but I still somehow feel victimized by it afterwards. Anyway, the first 95% of the movie is decent. It's that final climactic 5% that kinda shits all over the rest of it.
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/dev/random / Re: HBO's GAME OF THRONES - OFFICIAL THREAD Funny
on June 08, 2016, 02:58:00 AM by yahoo
When there's some screwin' a-doin' by a little finger, you can feel it? We're gonna call you Sansa from now on.
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tastyspleen.net / Re: why is better to live in Europe Funny
on June 05, 2016, 11:34:13 AM by [AZ]
Who gives a fuck. In 50 years or less, you idiots are gonna be held firmly under thumb by the mouzzies who you've let invade the fuck out of you with the expressed intention of breeding you out of existence. Don't forget to tell your children that you hope they enjoy the genocide and slavery their brainless parents have effectively imposed upon them, numb nuts.
 I have this theory. I think somehow somewhere there's a conspiracy whereby an international conglomerate of idiots have the pointless goal of marginally annoying the members of this messageboard by sending one or two designated fuckwits at a time to post the dumbest shit possible on the Tastyspleen forums. When one gets run off, they tag in the next one like in a pro wrestling match. We get rid of VaeVictus, and 2dum comes along. He brings his mentally retarded Jimmy Hart wannabe manager with him named Thomas. When 2d gets thrown out of the ring, Thomas was there to do the job. But eventually the Vince McMahon of Tastyspleen (Quadz) tosses him from the match for inept interference, and 2d continues on. 2d's currently laying in the rubble of the broken announcers table, so now a gay french Paul Heyman (European) has come out to harangue and regale the WWE universe with a fatassed spit-heavy commentary on why Europe is a better vacation destination than anywhere else. DULY NOTED, SHITHEAD! I'll have to visit EuroDisney and buy some fucking t-shirts now. |
