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Religion, and the Changing Moral Zeitgeist / Re: Ye Religion Thread 
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on August 19, 2014, 12:36:54 PM by 2d
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Quake / Re: Poll for Magic's Freedom  Frag of the Week
on May 31, 2014, 07:59:57 PM by ppoint432
As I promised in IRC, I am creating a poll on behalf of Magic. If he put you up to this, it was a bad idea on his part. I've already told him that I'm not interested in receiving repeated spam from him on this issue. Example from IRC: [17:29:02] <magic> hello quadz, i wanted to talk to you about extending the length of my leash [17:30:22] <magic> now before you dismiss this as another lame attempt at trolling by a douchebag, i would like to remind you of my admirable qualities [17:31:46] <magic> i am a multi time donator to the community, supporter of community events like ra2, unbanned for 15+ months and counting and a protector of the server from threats and cheaters [17:32:59] <quadz> perhaps a reinstatement of your ban might help communicate my dislike for having my day interrupted by these messages from you true.soldier aka magic is one of the few individuals to have received what was supposed to be a permanent ban from tastyspleen. When he was allowed back after the last community poll, that wasn't a "second" chance. He'd already used up his second, third, Nth chances prior to his perma-ban. When he was allowed back again it was his Nth+1 chance. I'm not interested in an Nth+2. After reviewing the results, I hope quadz will see that the overall support for magic is overwhelming, and that one final chance should be considered. Your ex post facto editing of the poll questions has obligated me to spend part of my Saturday querying the forum database and writing a response to this b.s. It's clear from the votes how the poll questions were swapped: +-----------------+--------------------------------------------------------+ | name | vote | +-----------------+--------------------------------------------------------+ | 2d | Magic should be kept on mute indefinitely | | Booya | Free Magic | | claire | Magic should be kept on mute for a little while longer | | Er!c@ | Free Magic | | ex | Free Magic | | |iR|Focalor | Free Magic | | Killo | Magic should be kept on mute for a little while longer | | animosity | Magic should be kept on mute indefinitely | | M1SERY | Free Magic | | magic | Magic should be kept on mute indefinitely | | MCS_FaderJok0 | Free Magic | | [BTF]RottenRose | Free Magic | | BIG DICK RICK | Free Magic | +-----------------+--------------------------------------------------------+ Kindly fuck off. In appreciation of this needless waste of time, I've added a WallFly temp-ban on your IP. P.S. in other news from the "it never rains but it pours" department, I've just this morning received an email from Tubby requesting reinstatement of forum access. 
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Quake / Re: Poll for Magic's Freedom  Wins The Internet
on May 31, 2014, 03:26:02 PM by MCS_FaderJok0
As I promised in IRC, I am creating a poll on behalf of Magic. If he put you up to this, it was a bad idea on his part. I've already told him that I'm not interested in receiving repeated spam from him on this issue. Example from IRC: [17:29:02] <magic> hello quadz, i wanted to talk to you about extending the length of my leash [17:30:22] <magic> now before you dismiss this as another lame attempt at trolling by a douchebag, i would like to remind you of my admirable qualities [17:31:46] <magic> i am a multi time donator to the community, supporter of community events like ra2, unbanned for 15+ months and counting and a protector of the server from threats and cheaters [17:32:59] <quadz> perhaps a reinstatement of your ban might help communicate my dislike for having my day interrupted by these messages from you true.soldier aka magic is one of the few individuals to have received what was supposed to be a permanent ban from tastyspleen. When he was allowed back after the last community poll, that wasn't a "second" chance. He'd already used up his second, third, Nth chances prior to his perma-ban. When he was allowed back again it was his Nth+1 chance. I'm not interested in an Nth+2. After reviewing the results, I hope quadz will see that the overall support for magic is overwhelming, and that one final chance should be considered. Your ex post facto editing of the poll questions has obligated me to spend part of my Saturday querying the forum database and writing a response to this b.s. It's clear from the votes how the poll questions were swapped: +-----------------+--------------------------------------------------------+ | name | vote | +-----------------+--------------------------------------------------------+ | 2d | Magic should be kept on mute indefinitely | | Booya | Free Magic | | claire | Magic should be kept on mute for a little while longer | | Er!c@ | Free Magic | | ex | Free Magic | | |iR|Focalor | Free Magic | | Killo | Magic should be kept on mute for a little while longer | | animosity | Magic should be kept on mute indefinitely | | M1SERY | Free Magic | | magic | Magic should be kept on mute indefinitely | | MCS_FaderJok0 | Free Magic | | [BTF]RottenRose | Free Magic | | BIG DICK RICK | Free Magic | +-----------------+--------------------------------------------------------+ Kindly fuck off. In appreciation of this needless waste of time, I've added a WallFly temp-ban on your IP. P.S. in other news from the "it never rains but it pours" department, I've just this morning received an email from Tubby requesting reinstatement of forum access.
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Quake / Re: King of the Hill Ordering Wins The Internet
on April 05, 2014, 02:09:50 PM by dervish
as it stands now, i will never be able to call a map against fader or adren ever again unless i sign up late Or, perhaps you could view the current setup as an opportunity to shed a few layers of self-delusion, as your fantasy world experiences an abrupt clash with reality. 
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Quake / Re: King of the Hill Ordering Wins The Internet
on April 05, 2014, 12:23:44 PM by Focalor
as it stands now, i will never be able to call a map against fader or adren ever again unless i sign up late Or, perhaps you could view the current setup as an opportunity to shed a few layers of self-delusion, as your fantasy world experiences an abrupt clash with reality.
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1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: Down goes the FaderJok Funny
on March 15, 2014, 08:36:43 PM by ppoint432
I am not going to make the effort to look it up, but I'm pretty sure 2dum's stats look like that every month. Through the miracle of the /usr/bin/grep command, here's the report: railz-120301.txt:Lion2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.85 railz-120401.txt:2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.78 railz-120401.txt:Lion2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.34 railz-120501.txt:GodKing2d's kill/death ratio: -1.46 railz-120601.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -2.31 railz-120601.txt:god2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.30 railz-120801.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.69 railz-120801.txt:god2dum's kill/death ratio: -2.52 railz-121101.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -2.17 railz-121201.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -2.04 railz-130101.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.36 railz-130201.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.81 railz-130501.txt:2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.01 railz-130701.txt:2d.mvp's kill/death ratio: 1.38 railz-131101.txt:2dum's kill/death ratio: 1.00 railz-131101.txt:2d's kill/death ratio: -1.14 railz-140101.txt:2d.gtfoex's kill/death ratio: -2.03 railz-140101.txt:2d.flu's kill/death ratio: -3.33 railz-140201.txt:2d.gtfoex's kill/death ratio: -1.31 railz-140201.txt:2d.cold's kill/death ratio: 1.09 railz-140201.txt:2d.mcdonalds's kill/death ratio: -1.29 railz-140301.txt:2d.verysick's kill/death ratio: -11.50 tourney-120601.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.95 tourney-120601.txt:2dum's kill/death ratio: -4.62 tourney-120601.txt:god2dum's kill/death ratio: -2.75 tourney-120901.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -4.85 tourney-121001.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.32 tourney-121101.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -6.75 tourney-121201.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -2.25 tourney-130101.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.44 tourney-130201.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.61 tourney-130301.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -2.31 tourney-130501.txt:2dumicus's kill/death ratio: -2.40 tourney-130501.txt:2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.41 tourney-130701.txt:King2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.61 tourney-130701.txt:2d's kill/death ratio: -2.82 tourney-130701.txt:2dum's kill/death ratio: -6.27 tourney-130701.txt:2d.mvp's kill/death ratio: -2.75 tourney-130701.txt:god2dum's kill/death ratio: 1.00 tourney-130801.txt:2d.sick's kill/death ratio: -1.54 tourney-130801.txt:2d.injured's kill/death ratio: -2.35 tourney-130801.txt:Lord.2d's kill/death ratio: 1.29 tourney-130801.txt:2d.ill's kill/death ratio: -7.20 tourney-130801.txt:2d.champion's kill/death ratio: -140.00 tourney-130901.txt:2d.sick's kill/death ratio: -1.95 tourney-131001.txt:2d.king's kill/death ratio: 1.33 tourney-131001.txt:2d.sick's kill/death ratio: -9.29 tourney-131001.txt:2d's kill/death ratio: -10.21 tourney-131001.txt:2d.lunch's kill/death ratio: -1.83 tourney-131001.txt:Lord2d's kill/death ratio: -8.00 tourney-131101.txt:2dum's kill/death ratio: -4.00 tourney-131201.txt:2d.mandela's kill/death ratio: -4.83 tourney-131201.txt:2d.sick's kill/death ratio: -4.80 tourney-140101.txt:2d.gtfoex's kill/death ratio: -2.05 tourney-140101.txt:2d.Ssssick's kill/death ratio: 1.32 tourney-140101.txt:2d.flu's kill/death ratio: -3.53 tourney-140101.txt:2d.fucktehflu's kill/death ratio: -1.38 tourney-140101.txt:2d.ickweed's kill/death ratio: -9.50 tourney-140201.txt:2d.gtfoex's kill/death ratio: -1.41 tourney-140201.txt:2d.mcdonalds's kill/death ratio: -1.95 tourney-140201.txt:2d.backpain's kill/death ratio: -2.02 tourney-140201.txt:2d.sick's kill/death ratio: -2.98 tourney-140201.txt:2d.cold's kill/death ratio: -2.18 tourney-140201.txt:2d.verysick's kill/death ratio: -2.08 tourney-140301.txt:2d.verysick's kill/death ratio: -2.40 tourney-140301.txt:2d.tortila's kill/death ratio: -1.37 tourney-140301.txt:2dumduck's kill/death ratio: 1.54 tourney-140301.txt:2d.pastrami's kill/death ratio: -1.98 tourney-140301.txt:2d.king's kill/death ratio: -1.83 tourney-140301.txt:2d.anemia's kill/death ratio: -1.15 tourney-140301.txt:2d.sick's kill/death ratio: -3.81 tourney-140301.txt:2d.gtfo's kill/death ratio: -2.74 tourney-140301.txt:2d.chinesefood's kill/death ratio: -5.00 tourney-140301.txt:2d.tacobell's kill/death ratio: -2.29 
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1v1 and TDM Demos / Re: Down goes the FaderJok  Informative
on March 15, 2014, 03:48:06 PM by MCS_FaderJok0
I am not going to make the effort to look it up, but I'm pretty sure 2dum's stats look like that every month. Through the miracle of the /usr/bin/grep command, here's the report: railz-120301.txt:Lion2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.85 railz-120401.txt:2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.78 railz-120401.txt:Lion2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.34 railz-120501.txt:GodKing2d's kill/death ratio: -1.46 railz-120601.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -2.31 railz-120601.txt:god2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.30 railz-120801.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.69 railz-120801.txt:god2dum's kill/death ratio: -2.52 railz-121101.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -2.17 railz-121201.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -2.04 railz-130101.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.36 railz-130201.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.81 railz-130501.txt:2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.01 railz-130701.txt:2d.mvp's kill/death ratio: 1.38 railz-131101.txt:2dum's kill/death ratio: 1.00 railz-131101.txt:2d's kill/death ratio: -1.14 railz-140101.txt:2d.gtfoex's kill/death ratio: -2.03 railz-140101.txt:2d.flu's kill/death ratio: -3.33 railz-140201.txt:2d.gtfoex's kill/death ratio: -1.31 railz-140201.txt:2d.cold's kill/death ratio: 1.09 railz-140201.txt:2d.mcdonalds's kill/death ratio: -1.29 railz-140301.txt:2d.verysick's kill/death ratio: -11.50 tourney-120601.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.95 tourney-120601.txt:2dum's kill/death ratio: -4.62 tourney-120601.txt:god2dum's kill/death ratio: -2.75 tourney-120901.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -4.85 tourney-121001.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.32 tourney-121101.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -6.75 tourney-121201.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -2.25 tourney-130101.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.44 tourney-130201.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.61 tourney-130301.txt:God2dum's kill/death ratio: -2.31 tourney-130501.txt:2dumicus's kill/death ratio: -2.40 tourney-130501.txt:2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.41 tourney-130701.txt:King2dum's kill/death ratio: -1.61 tourney-130701.txt:2d's kill/death ratio: -2.82 tourney-130701.txt:2dum's kill/death ratio: -6.27 tourney-130701.txt:2d.mvp's kill/death ratio: -2.75 tourney-130701.txt:god2dum's kill/death ratio: 1.00 tourney-130801.txt:2d.sick's kill/death ratio: -1.54 tourney-130801.txt:2d.injured's kill/death ratio: -2.35 tourney-130801.txt:Lord.2d's kill/death ratio: 1.29 tourney-130801.txt:2d.ill's kill/death ratio: -7.20 tourney-130801.txt:2d.champion's kill/death ratio: -140.00 tourney-130901.txt:2d.sick's kill/death ratio: -1.95 tourney-131001.txt:2d.king's kill/death ratio: 1.33 tourney-131001.txt:2d.sick's kill/death ratio: -9.29 tourney-131001.txt:2d's kill/death ratio: -10.21 tourney-131001.txt:2d.lunch's kill/death ratio: -1.83 tourney-131001.txt:Lord2d's kill/death ratio: -8.00 tourney-131101.txt:2dum's kill/death ratio: -4.00 tourney-131201.txt:2d.mandela's kill/death ratio: -4.83 tourney-131201.txt:2d.sick's kill/death ratio: -4.80 tourney-140101.txt:2d.gtfoex's kill/death ratio: -2.05 tourney-140101.txt:2d.Ssssick's kill/death ratio: 1.32 tourney-140101.txt:2d.flu's kill/death ratio: -3.53 tourney-140101.txt:2d.fucktehflu's kill/death ratio: -1.38 tourney-140101.txt:2d.ickweed's kill/death ratio: -9.50 tourney-140201.txt:2d.gtfoex's kill/death ratio: -1.41 tourney-140201.txt:2d.mcdonalds's kill/death ratio: -1.95 tourney-140201.txt:2d.backpain's kill/death ratio: -2.02 tourney-140201.txt:2d.sick's kill/death ratio: -2.98 tourney-140201.txt:2d.cold's kill/death ratio: -2.18 tourney-140201.txt:2d.verysick's kill/death ratio: -2.08 tourney-140301.txt:2d.verysick's kill/death ratio: -2.40 tourney-140301.txt:2d.tortila's kill/death ratio: -1.37 tourney-140301.txt:2dumduck's kill/death ratio: 1.54 tourney-140301.txt:2d.pastrami's kill/death ratio: -1.98 tourney-140301.txt:2d.king's kill/death ratio: -1.83 tourney-140301.txt:2d.anemia's kill/death ratio: -1.15 tourney-140301.txt:2d.sick's kill/death ratio: -3.81 tourney-140301.txt:2d.gtfo's kill/death ratio: -2.74 tourney-140301.txt:2d.chinesefood's kill/death ratio: -5.00 tourney-140301.txt:2d.tacobell's kill/death ratio: -2.29
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/dev/random / Re: The Strange and Interesting Thread Wins The Internet
on February 18, 2014, 09:52:06 PM by Focalor
He only wants his PS2 replaced by something newer. I'd give him my Pong game console if I still had it. Or replace his PS2 with a BIOS-passworded PC that only boots into Big Rigs Over the Road Racing: 
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General Ownage / Re: Follies of 2dum Wins The Internet
on January 07, 2014, 12:45:15 AM by ex
After a lengthy conversation with some people, its been imparted on me that the status quo will probably remain the same. Imparted? Not sure what manner of tea leaves the aforementioned people were reading, but RICK has already been temp-banned, you great poof!
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Trouble Shooting / Re: Who runs tastyspleen quake 2 dm servers? Please reboot. Wins The Internet
on December 16, 2013, 04:20:18 PM by dervish
Debate is apparently prohibited. How dare anyone debate a point. Oh my god. Call the police. Tubby!? It really is you! |