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Jokes / Re: Funny Pictures
« on: August 20, 2019, 07:50:32 PM »
Louis CK's room, I presume.




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Jokes / Re: Funny Pictures
« on: August 19, 2019, 11:48:22 PM »

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Jokes / Re: Funny Pictures
« on: August 17, 2019, 09:15:03 AM »

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Jokes / Re: Funny Pictures
« on: August 12, 2019, 10:53:22 AM »



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art, music, etc. / Re: Post Musical Equipment Here....
« on: August 10, 2019, 10:35:02 AM »
I'm still kinda wanting an original mid-90's green Russian bubble font Sovtek Big Muff fuzz. And Guitar Center finally has one in their inventory they're asking 250 for, but it's pretty rough looking so I'm gonna pass.

And the Russian years for Sovtek/Electro-Harmonix was a pretty odd period. They had problems with all sorts of things. During the short "tall font" period of the Big Muff pedal, they had issues with shitty paint, which is why most of the tall font Big Muffs you see now have bubbles under the paint and big spots where the paint has chipped off. They had troubles attaining parts with the same values, so some potentiometers had different values than others, certain batches had different values to apparently identical resistors and such, etc.

But this is the first one I've seen with a mid-word fuck up on the output jack. :D


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/dev/random / Re: The Official 2018-2019 Season Football Thread
« on: August 09, 2019, 12:40:21 PM »
Was it "targeting"? Looked like the crown of his helmet hit the underside of the QB's face grid.

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Politics / Re: Current Politics & History Only Thread
« on: August 06, 2019, 01:38:36 AM »
Modern Edukayshun



I DVR'd that Serengeti show that Discovery premiered Sunday night, and I was watching it last night thinking... at what point do the lefty windbags start infiltrating nature shows and cherry picking things and only showing things that support their philosophies. For example, when a female lion and her 4 cubs got pushed out of a pack... I wonder how many emails they'll get from these loony fuckers complaining that their "nature show" about fucking "WILD animals" doesn't support the modern progressive concepts of inclusiveness and universal acceptance.

And then I wake up this morning and see this. And I am now assured that, yes, such people do exist and they are completely serious about these ridiculous ideas.

The future of humanity looks bleaker by the day.

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Politics / Re: Current Politics & History Only Thread
« on: August 06, 2019, 01:26:13 AM »
https://www.people-press.org/2018/07/11/obama-tops-publics-list-of-best-president-in-their-lifetime-followed-by-clinton-reagan/?fbclid=IwAR1jEt-edjexWjzA8ALrv-m8kayxxR4cYLuchRFTVVqaD0d7BVC7310ZxXU

Unfortunately, many of these polls from the major pollsters are self-admittedly biased in favor of Democrats. Some are worse than others, and it's kinda unclear if it's intentional or unintentional due to the specific demographics they may target for opinions. But just from looking at that... I'd assume a good 55% or more of the people they asked were 18-25.

And HOW - THE - FUCK do Nixon and Johnson get more favorites than Truman, and AS MANY as Roosevelt? That's Fishy as fuck right there.

A little more info about the major pollsters:

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/which-pollsters-to-trust-in-2018/

If you scroll down to the graph, it would appear that "plus-minus" and "avg error" might be the most important stats, but look at the last column. ALL of them show bias towards the Democrat candidate.

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Jokes / Re: Funny videos
« on: August 04, 2019, 12:08:32 PM »
This guy REALLY likes to say the word butthole a lot.

When homophobia becomes hilarity:

<span data-s9e-mediaembed="youtube" style="display:inline-block;width:100%;max-width:640px"><span style="display:block;overflow:hidden;position:relative;padding-bottom:56.25%"><iframe allowfullscreen="" scrolling="no" style="background:url(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/lF19XWWyREE/hqdefault.jpg) 50% 50% / cover;border:0;height:100%;left:0;position:absolute;width:100%" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/lF19XWWyREE"></iframe></span></span><br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/lF19XWWyREE" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/lF19XWWyREE</a>

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Politics / Re: Current Politics & History Only Thread
« on: August 04, 2019, 12:03:41 PM »
*gets back up off the floor*

Yeah, wow, that was pretty funny. :D

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art, music, etc. / Re: Post Musical Equipment Here....
« on: August 01, 2019, 01:48:24 AM »
Still haven't touched the tubes in my Rockerverb head. Took the amp to a different Guitar Center a few weeks ago (the main one in Atlanta), and they assured me it was working properly. *shrugs*

The more I've played it, the quieter it's become. Perhaps these shitty chinese tubes require a break-in period. It still produces a little bit of microphonic hum past the 1:30 to 3oclock mark on the gain dial, but it's nothing I can't deal with.

But the main reason for this post... Do old strings sound better than new ones? Indeed they do. See for yourself. :dohdohdoh:

<span data-s9e-mediaembed="youtube" style="display:inline-block;width:100%;max-width:640px"><span style="display:block;overflow:hidden;position:relative;padding-bottom:56.25%"><iframe allowfullscreen="" scrolling="no" style="background:url(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/uJYiRai3vRg/hqdefault.jpg) 50% 50% / cover;border:0;height:100%;left:0;position:absolute;width:100%" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/uJYiRai3vRg"></iframe></span></span><br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/uJYiRai3vRg" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/uJYiRai3vRg</a>

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Jokes / Re: Funny Pictures
« on: July 31, 2019, 03:45:23 AM »
Ozz posted this on instagram.  :D


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Jokes / Re: Oh those wacky Nigerians!
« on: July 26, 2019, 04:55:47 AM »
 :D Got this email earlier this month...

(edited out URL's in case they lead to something bad)

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Politics / Re: Current Politics & History Only Thread
« on: July 22, 2019, 09:01:46 PM »
I think Nancy Pelosi and her bulldyke bridge-troll body guard woman were doing lines in the bathroom before this. She can't hold her arm still. The other one can't stop curling her face into a ball and rocking back and forth.

I don't love Trump. But I do love when these guys talk about him. :D

<span data-s9e-mediaembed="youtube" style="display:inline-block;width:100%;max-width:640px"><span style="display:block;overflow:hidden;position:relative;padding-bottom:56.25%"><iframe allowfullscreen="" scrolling="no" style="background:url(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YJ00H4Gr5mQ/hqdefault.jpg) 50% 50% / cover;border:0;height:100%;left:0;position:absolute;width:100%" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/YJ00H4Gr5mQ"></iframe></span></span><br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/YJ00H4Gr5mQ" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/YJ00H4Gr5mQ</a>

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/dev/random / Re: The Strange and Interesting Thread
« on: July 20, 2019, 10:42:53 PM »
Florida man allegedly cut off penis of wife’s lover with scissors
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-allegedly-cut-off-penis-of-wifes-lover-with-scissors-report

That's someone who is severely angry. That's determination. That someone who can soldier through some uncomfortable moments to achieve an objective. To do that, you gotta pull the guys pants down, pull his dick out for him, hold it in your hand (ew), then cut it off, then you're still holding it walking around with it, waving it to and fro like a.... like a DICK in your hand. :D

The comments are great too. So many of them:
-------------------------------------------
*Told people for years now, we need a mandatory scissors safety training course.

*Bet the neighbor won't do that again....

*Just hope the guy that did this doesn't decide to go "nuts" today.

*He is now eligible to join the democractic party and use any restroom.
(and similarly...)
*No worries. Genders just a social construct anyway

*Not the typical souvenir one gets in Florida.

*He drove away with it. But tossed it out the window where it bounced off a passing truck's windshield. The surprised passenger said,
"Did you see the DICK on that BUG?!?!?"

*Guys, always sleep on your stomach....

*No, that's not how you perform a vasectomy. (someone else replied thusly...) *The neighbor will be needing an addadictomy. (add a dick to me)
(and similarly...)
*He'll have to undergo the procedure called , "Attachadictomy"

(this guy couldn't come up with a good one-liner...)
*I got nothin . . . (and someone replied...) *Neither does the neighbor.

*I'm sure he'll be denied an arts and crafts pass in prison.

*Won't be long now.

*The neighbor got just a bit too cocky.

*I'm guessing the neighbor has severed his ties with the guys wife then...

*Not a felony crime.  Just a misdawiener.

*There should be a stiffer penalty.

*Flacid-Aggressive?


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