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Off-Topic Zone => Jokes => Topic started by: |iR|Focalor on September 03, 2018, 12:56:58 AM
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pseudosocial pedopharmicologism - probably something to do with a fake religion centered around drinking childrens cough medicine
Polypropylene glycosis - an extreme mental state induced by drinking alcoholic plastic based beverages
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My wife has invented many words.
Jovious(jovial) and chaoticness(chaos) are fresh in my memory, there's been a lot though.
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It's not the words I find hilarious as much as coming up with definitions for them. :D Yeah, I stupid things amuse me.
Pneumorical subcutaneobliminal prejaculation - the number of times you can breathe before your testicles rupture in your nut suck from being brainwashed to cum too quick.
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Pornegrophonic - what it sounds like when black folks are nekkid.
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This'll fit here I guess...
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Words and what they can mean
ADULT
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR
A place where women curl up and dye.
CHICKENS
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF
Cold Storage.
INFLATION
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO
An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN
A grape with a sunburn.
SECRET
Something you tell to one person at a time.
TOOTHACHE
The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN
An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES
Something other people have, similar to my character lines.
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:lolsign: :bananaw00t:
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I'm probably the only one amused by this exercise. But oh well. :-[
Variable auquiferous preputrescent mismenstrological labelling - The genre based identification of the changes observed in water bearing rocks which were previously misidentified as "gushing ground pussies"... before they putrified?
Yeah, see, I come up with a crazy jumbled word first, then work out the meaning afterwards. :D
Non-plebiscited medimasturbalogical bunk preciptatience - *cough* What doctor Fauci does on TV. :busted: (non-elected methodically self-serving medical bullshit dissemination for the purpose of concealing the origins of covid)
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Hi Focalor. On this topic, I give you my most enthusiastic contrafibularities. I am anispeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctious to have caused you such pericombobulations.
Henceforth, I shall return interfrastically. I will not be staying for your pendigestatery interludicule. Will there be anything I can do to facilitate your velocitous extramuralisation?
if you have any further questions, please watch this video about how quake2 servers are produced.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w
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ahhhh YES .. HERE WE GO...
marijuanapoticus - weed
goohole = puzzy
goohole prophecies = ? i forget
murphalis = a word to say when people are asking you how you doin just tell them this
premature de-staffulation = when you work in a restaurant and they send the "1st out's" home too early and you get busier than fuck
cowdamulant = same as above
scarbonzknee - codeword me and my friends came up with as kids for weed
kravel pan = remote control
scarbituates - other drugs
sammon = weed also
sammonate the dog leg = smoke weed incognito like
when i think of moar i add
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Gworgler - someone who is really good at Quake 2
Quadzookeler - someone who is really AMAZINGLY good at Quake 2