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/dev/random / Re: Whatcha Look Like?
« on: July 29, 2005, 05:42:02 AM »
wahoo looks like Ron Jeremy's brother.


Yes, I followed in my brother's footsteps. My old screen name was Buck Nakid. In the more resent films I was known as Swing N. Johnson.  ;D

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/dev/random / Re: Whatcha Look Like?
« on: July 27, 2005, 01:12:07 PM »
Moooooooo! Good thing I learned how to stop ageing in 2001. Otherwise i'd look like Quakeduke now.  ::)

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/dev/random / Re: Dedicated to Maddy!
« on: June 24, 2005, 11:51:48 AM »
Mooooooo Moo Mek MOO Moo Mek!

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Skins, Models and Maps / Re: Im making a new rail map!
« on: May 19, 2005, 07:22:38 AM »
hey, can you put a picture of a cow on the wall?  ;D

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Skins, Models and Maps / Re: Im making a new rail map!
« on: May 19, 2005, 07:20:46 AM »
it looks like there's a good sniper position up top on the right.  ::)

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Skins, Models and Maps / Re: The Cow & Penguin Corner
« on: May 13, 2005, 07:59:17 AM »
 ;D Hehehe glad you liked the jokes. That penguin one still cracks me up. Here's a new one for the penguin lovers.

A man was driving down the highway with a car full of penguins. Penguins
sticking out the windows, penguins coming out the sunroof, penguin
everywhere. A cop pulled him over and told him if he didn't want a ticket
he'd better take those penguins straight to the zoo. The man promised he
would and drove off.

The next day, the same highway, the same car, the same guy, the same cop and
the same penguins - only this time the penguins were all wearing sunglasses!
The cop pulled the guy over and said, "I thought I told you to take these
penguins to the zoo!"
"I did" said the guy, "Today I'm taking them to the beach!"

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Is anybody else getting error messages when a player is using the "shark" model? There are a few models that fill up my console with messages about missing files for certain models. It gets anoying at times because I can't read what people are saying in the game. Anyone know a way to prevent this other then removing the model and turning off downloads?

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Quake / Re: Are Frags important?
« on: April 11, 2005, 09:09:32 AM »
But where is Bigus Dickus?

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Quake / Re: List of player models on server
« on: April 07, 2005, 08:27:18 AM »
 :o Wow Wow WOW! You did it! I love ya man!  :-* I'll have to get ya something extra nice for Christmas. It's simply mooovalus!

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Quake / List of player models on server
« on: April 06, 2005, 08:05:51 AM »
Hey Console,

Would it be possible to post a list of the models that are on the servers? Or, better yet, could the map download section also have zipped model assortments to download?

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Skins, Models and Maps / Re: The Cow & Penguin Corner
« on: April 04, 2005, 10:43:37 AM »
Great penguin theme songs of yesteryear:

 
Come on and see see see
Tennessee Tuxedo.
See see see
Tennessee Tuxedo.
He will be
Parachuting for you pleasure
Sailing seas in search of treasure.
Anything so he can measure
Up to men
That's Tennessee Tuxedo
A small penguin
Who tries but can't succeed-o
Though he may fail
As he vies for fame and glory
Still he tries in each new story tale.

Join along with me
The club of Tennessee
We'll try each day through
To learn something new
To better you and me.

Come on and see see see
Tennessee Tuxedo.
See see see
Tennessee Tuxedo.
Though he may fail
As he vies for fame and glory
Still he tries in each new story tale.
That's Tennessee Tuxedo and his tales

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Skins, Models and Maps / Re: The Cow & Penguin Corner
« on: April 01, 2005, 01:33:44 PM »
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."

"No, no," the penguin replies, "It's just ice cream."


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Skins, Models and Maps / The Cow & Penguin Corner with Waffles
« on: April 01, 2005, 12:52:16 PM »
This is a place to discuss your favorite Cow or Penguin skin or feature. Also any cow gosip or jokes. hahahahahhahahahaha Mooooooooooooooooooooooooo! = more scotch please! 

P.S. Did u c what Sugar was waring last night?

What do you get from a forgetful cow?
Milk of Amnesia!

What do you call a cow spying on another cow?
A steak out.

How do you tell the difference between a cow and a bull?
Milk them both. The one that smiles is the bull.

What do cattle athletes take to make themselves stronger? Steeroids.

1st cow: Moo !
2nd cow: Baa !
1st cow: Baa ??
2nd cow: I'm learning a new language

Farmer Fred had a problem arise when, upon preparing his prize
bull for market, the barn door slammed shut cutting the tail off
the bull.  His prize bull was to be sold that very day, yet now
Farmer Fred couldn't wholesale him or retail him


Who is a Penguin

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Quake / Re: 6 days with no one posting?
« on: April 01, 2005, 12:41:37 PM »
Quote from: {TNP}Dukie on March 31, 2005, 06:13:22 AM
Quote from: {TNP}Dukie on March 31, 2005, 06:13:22 AM
Tuesday night I spilled scotch on my keyboard and now half the letters and alos the enter don't work :(

I can type at work though :)

Was it a single malt at least? :o

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Quake / Re: Are Frags important?
« on: April 01, 2005, 12:37:07 PM »
Frag quality not quantity is important.  :P I usually get my bovine ass kicked, but those occasional good frags of a skilled player make the whole thing worth while. Fragin campers is also very injoyable.  ;D


Moooooooooooooooooooooooo! Mek Mek

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