I was sitting by the pool sipping a single malt scotch with crushed ice thinking it just doesn't get any better then this. Of course the girls jumping off the diving board also helped the moooooode.
Hehehe glad you liked the jokes. That penguin one still cracks me up. Here's a new one for the penguin lovers.
A man was driving down the highway with a car full of penguins. Penguins sticking out the windows, penguins coming out the sunroof, penguin everywhere. A cop pulled him over and told him if he didn't want a ticket he'd better take those penguins straight to the zoo. The man promised he would and drove off.
The next day, the same highway, the same car, the same guy, the same cop and the same penguins - only this time the penguins were all wearing sunglasses! The cop pulled the guy over and said, "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!" "I did" said the guy, "Today I'm taking them to the beach!"
Is anybody else getting error messages when a player is using the "shark" model? There are a few models that fill up my console with messages about missing files for certain models. It gets anoying at times because I can't read what people are saying in the game. Anyone know a way to prevent this other then removing the model and turning off downloads?
Would it be possible to post a list of the models that are on the servers? Or, better yet, could the map download section also have zipped model assortments to download?
Come on and see see see Tennessee Tuxedo. See see see Tennessee Tuxedo. He will be Parachuting for you pleasure Sailing seas in search of treasure. Anything so he can measure Up to men That's Tennessee Tuxedo A small penguin Who tries but can't succeed-o Though he may fail As he vies for fame and glory Still he tries in each new story tale.
Join along with me The club of Tennessee We'll try each day through To learn something new To better you and me.
Come on and see see see Tennessee Tuxedo. See see see Tennessee Tuxedo. Though he may fail As he vies for fame and glory Still he tries in each new story tale. That's Tennessee Tuxedo and his tales
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Wow Wow WOW! You did it! I love ya man! 
I'll have to get ya something extra nice for Christmas. It's simply mooovalus!